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If you don't see you and your GF making it to the altar as man and wife, end the relationship and try the new girl. She may not be the angel she appears to be though.

sima:
i HATE her!

bad belle.

I love everything about her.

Raymond, please how did you put that image in your signature space? I have something nice i'll like to put in mine.

Yetunday:
@ sima. . . I checked your profile and I saw that u actually look like Seun in your photograph

Kind of.

@topic, He can pass for a girl in the first picture
kind of wowoish in the other 2 but not ugly.
however,beauty is in the eyes of the beerholder.

sima, how did you get that stuff in the siggy space? been trying to without luck!

They are both OK stars, no biggie. Uche's dress sense sucks though.

showbobo:
I never knew she's this worthless.

I've always known she is--with all the rehab shait

tollu:
wahala dey o! Linsay! Never ever heard that she was gay how much more this level.

What is this world turning into indeed.

Picturing her in Parent trap and man---

LOL, she's prolly the top

Yes Samantha is the top--Lindsay is going to become Mrs. Ronson.
wahala dey true true, the way people are going gay these days!

So sad

I miss him

It's not news that Linda is dating DJ Samantha Ronson(still hard to believe Lindsay had gone gay ), but are they really getting married? She was spotted wearing a heart-shaped diamond ring on her ring finger, believed to be from Samantha. Don't ask me for links--it's all over the internet. I think the Sam girl wohwoh sha.

missing him

Ibime:
I am very disorganised, but I still managed to make it without going through all those long process. Sometimes, it requires Naijaman mentality. . . .
In exams, always write some 'memory triggers' on your body parts.

You call writing on your body parts "memory trigger", we call it cheating in an exam! Sorry dude, but that ain't something you should be proud of.

Ujujoan:
Excellent spoken English _{trust me that’s a big plus if u stay where I stay}
He’s height and complexion

His

AYUBA : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
AYUBA: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

============ ========= ========= ========= ===
AYUBA: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
AYUBA : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.

============ ========= ========= ========= ====
AYUBA : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
AYUBA : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

============ ========= ========= ========= ==
AYUBA : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
AYUBA : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again,

============ ========= ========= ========= ====
AYUBA complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
AYUBA : 'I was watching TV news, '

============ ========= ========= ========= ==
AYUBA comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'

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How do you recognize AYUBA in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

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Once AYUBA was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ==
AYUBA in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
AYUBA : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
AYUBA - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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AYUBA told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
AYUBA : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'

Tell him to leave the smelly shoes outside anytime he wears them to work

Omolulu:
that's a very good decision, this senate has been quite impressive, why should we cede our territory to the camrounian state? would they have acted likewise if they were in our own shoes? would the western powers carry out such a move in such a situation?? the world is full of hypocrites:American, camerounian,french,British, and not surprisingly Nigerian Hypocrites( in the likes of our Baba at ota).
Our territory is our property, not that of any other nation, why did it take so long for the icj to realize that bakaasi belonged to cameroun?(some quaters have it anyway that the icj's decision wwas influenced by france and her agents).But for the idiots we've always had in Nigeria who love to act the big brother, we should be talking of how to deploy troops to protect our citizens within the territory.I just hope Yar'adua is courageous enough to know when to fight these Demons: internal and external, and when to stop.

Too late