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Crime / Suspected Arms Dealer Caught With Guns...photos by cyprianlah(m): 3:57pm On Nov 21, 2017
The suspect has been identified as 32years old Emmanuel Akamabe, resident at Ranch Road in Obudu.

He was arrested this morning at the Obudu Motor Park by the Chairman of the National Union of Road Transport Workers NURTW, in the park, Mr. Martin Umbie, also known as MAKOJO, with two Barreta pistols, two empty magazines and two live rounds, hidden in a bag of garri.

The suspect claims he was taking the arms on an errand for one Mr. Ezekiel Bala, also known as, GUN RUNNER, from Wukari in Taraba state to deliver to a client with GSM 08036695154 in Calabar.

More details shortly @CrossRiverWatch.com

Politics / Re: President Buhari Leaves For Turkey On Wednesday by cyprianlah(m): 8:06pm On Oct 17, 2017
Going to discuss how to islamize Nigeria,God pass u...

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Investment / Spending Vs Lnvestment by cyprianlah(m): 8:47pm On Jun 26, 2017
SPENDING vs INVESTMENT

In 1990, Shina Peters built a house with N20 million naira; the same year Jim Ovia started Zenith Bank with the same amount.

Today, you and I don't have a room in Shina's house but I have an account in Jim's bank and probably you do too.

Shina's house was built in Iju Lagos and remains there till date.
Jim's bank started in a corner and now has over 500 branches in Nigeria, and many international branches.

Millions upon millions transact business in Jim's bank daily.
Shina's house is becoming dilapidated...in 2015, he SPENT more money to renovate the house and bought a Nissan Pathfinder with N10 million...additional liability, while in the same 2015, Jim's bank MADE a profit of N105.7 billion.

Zenith bank employs hundreds of thousands, and feeds their families.

This is the difference between Assets and Liability. If you buy a car for N20 million today, in 20 years time, you will be ashamed to drive it. On the other hand, if you invest that same amount in a lucrative business or in an asset, It may be worth billions in 20 years. ( Jim Ovia is now worth $980 million dollars, with the official dollar rate of N320, that means he is worth N313 BILLION NAIRA because of an investment of N20 million).

Spend the little money you have today wisely. Some people driving expensive cars today, are not aware that they are driving their future and the future of their children. Some people carrying iphone7 today, may not be aware that they are carrying their future.

When you are young, don't spend money. Invest it.
Every penny in your hand is like a seed, you can decide to eat it, or sow it. When you sow it, it will bear much more seeds later in future.

This is Great, inspiring, educative and informative to build life on.
Education / Things To Do To Succeed In The University by cyprianlah(m): 8:05pm On Jun 26, 2017
I usually advise students to do these if they want to suceed academically

THINGS TO DO TO SUCCEED IN THE UNIVERSITY

1. Get a course outline for every course you’re offering.

2. Register for all the courses you’ll be offering in the semester.

3. Form a personal reading timetable; allocate more time to those difficult courses.

4. Attend lectures regularly

5. Surf the internet for information resources

6. Keep track of your academic performance (results) every semester.

7. Get past exam question papers.

8. Form a study group.

9. Do your continuous assessments.
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Shows Off Beautiful Face In New Make Up Photos by cyprianlah(m): 3:03pm On Jun 17, 2017
patval:
hmmm, afonja face be like girl wey dey take style shit.all thanks to make-up.
If I were to be a guy, my girlfriend must observe a make-up free face or moderate make-up at most.make I no come marry Alice the wonderland.


Hypo! Can u go widout makeup

See ur face like Evans

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Crime / Re: Young Man Caught Stealing Phone Beaten And Stripped Unclad In Ibadan (Photos) by cyprianlah(m): 3:22pm On Jun 15, 2017
Sympathizers: eyah! See fine boy

The thief:

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Best Job Interview Answers Ever. This Man Just Nailed It. by cyprianlah(m): 3:17pm On Jun 15, 2017
Kondomatic:
I will pass her. My new year resolution is to stop interfering in what God is doing in people's life.

Nigeria roads will hasten her death and put me in bigger trouble.

I will pass, he's reward is in heaven.

I will pass. Dream partners are spiritual spouses, I always fire them in my prayers.


None, sorry.

Good of him but I will leave all of them.

The old woman should pray for a miracle.

My friend's reward is heaven.


What I need now is an original powerbank not dream partner or relationship.

Ah don't want to be raped every night by one succubus.


Take your job, I will look for another.


U dey vex?
Jobs/Vacancies / The Best Job Interview Answers Ever. This Man Just Nailed It. by cyprianlah(m): 7:12am On Jun 14, 2017
Moment of thinking… These are few questions asked in HR interview! The answers are really stunning and inspiring. Thinking out of the box! A must read…

Question 1:

You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it’s raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus:

* An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

* An old friend who once saved your life.

* The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

He simply answered:
“I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.”

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to “Think Outside of the Box.”

Question 2:

What will you do if I run away with your sister?

The candidate who was selected answered ” I will not get a better match for my sister than you sir”

Question 3:

Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) – What is one morning you woke up & found that you were pregnant.

Girl – I will be very excited and take an off, to celebrate with my husband.

Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this, but she managed it well. Why I should think it in the wrong way, she said later when asked.

Question 4:

Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate. Coffee arrived kept before the candidate, then he asked what is before you?

Candidate: Instantly replied “Tea”

He got selected.

You know how and why did he say “TEA” when he knows very well that coffee was kept before.

(Answer: The question was “What is before you (U – alphabet) Reply was “TEA” ( T – alphabet)

Alphabet “T” was before Alphabet “U”


Question5;

Interviewer said “I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question.

Think well before you make up your mind!” The boy thought for a while and said, “my choice is one really difficult question.”

“Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. “What comes first, Day or Night?”

The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, “It’s the DAY sir!”

“How” the interviewer asked,

“Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!”

Sometimes just thinking out of the box is all it takes!

Share with your friend and give them a special moment of thinking…!!

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Politics / Re: See What The Cleanest State Has Turned Into..photos by cyprianlah(m): 8:07am On Jun 13, 2017
smartty68:
Guy no be only you dey this Ayade mess... Shame the catch me sef for this State... Ayade is just a bad omen


He has really disgraced the northern cross riverians

For the first time the governorship seat is zoned to northern cross river, and now this...... embarassed
Politics / See What The Cleanest State Has Turned Into..photos by cyprianlah(m): 8:00am On Jun 13, 2017
Cross river state widely referred as the nations paradise is now a shadow of it former self
With the visionless leadership of the self made professor:

A governor whose local government is in total #obscurity

Whose #state is in a "condition" of turmoil and Topsy-Turvy

Whose administration is full of #Nepotism, #Bias and #Prejudice

Who has turned the #Cleanest state to a grimy, grubby and filthy dwelling

Who has turned the #DestinationCrossRiver to animal's Inhabitation

Who has turned the #NationsParadise to an #abyss

Who thinks administration is #Grammar

Who embarks on headless and meaningless #Projects

Abeg #Is #that #one a #Governor

#Democracy #No! #Kakistomoboplutocracy #yes

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Romance / Re: Funny Picture Pose To Spice Up Ur Night.... by cyprianlah(m): 7:46am On Jun 13, 2017
Dis onecweak mecheesy

Romance / Re: Funny Picture Pose To Spice Up Ur Night.... by cyprianlah(m): 10:24pm On Jun 12, 2017
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Romance / Re: Funny Picture Pose To Spice Up Ur Night.... by cyprianlah(m): 10:13pm On Jun 12, 2017
cheesycheesy

Romance / Funny Picture Pose To Spice Up Ur Night.... by cyprianlah(m): 10:09pm On Jun 12, 2017
And I was here thinking I know how to pose

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Romance / Re: Was She Really Caught By This? by cyprianlah(m): 5:19pm On Jun 07, 2017
I can relate bro

DAT was smart of u...tell her to say d truth first

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Religion / Re: Ghana Church Holds Chelsea Thanksgiving Service (Photos) by cyprianlah(m): 9:03pm On Jun 05, 2017
God right now:

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Politics / Re: Ayade Rebrands Logo To Mark Cross River At 50 by cyprianlah(m): 6:47pm On May 23, 2017
Bigcake:

Ayata akara iko?
Or ndep akara mboro usok?

Lol...dah! Dep di eh
Politics / Re: Ayade Rebrands Logo To Mark Cross River At 50 by cyprianlah(m): 7:56pm On May 22, 2017
Bigcake:

Ikpa mmakwenghe mbubeghe mi ke Uyo.
Mme travel nka State mfen.


OK! Deb mkpor di o
Politics / Re: Ayade Rebrands Logo To Mark Cross River At 50 by cyprianlah(m): 9:54am On May 22, 2017
Bigcake:

Ikpa amido mba.
Nke ba ke Uyo for the pasr two weeks.


Anamso ke uyo?
Politics / Re: Ayade Rebrands Logo To Mark Cross River At 50 by cyprianlah(m): 8:01am On May 22, 2017
ACHILLES45:
the old logo is cute

Cute as hellcheesy
Politics / Re: Ayade Rebrands Logo To Mark Cross River At 50 by cyprianlah(m): 8:00am On May 22, 2017
ITbomb:
If it's ain't broken, don't fix it


Ayade is just mentally unstable, der r so many things to do in dis state Dan just changing a logo DAT does not add value to any member of d state
Politics / Re: Ayade Rebrands Logo To Mark Cross River At 50 by cyprianlah(m): 7:51am On May 22, 2017
And the old logo is more beautiful

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Politics / Ayade Rebrands Logo To Mark Cross River At 50 by cyprianlah(m): 7:47am On May 22, 2017
The Cross River State logo which has had blue and white as it colors may be changed in the coming days information from Government House Calabar suggests.

The Governor, Senator Ben Ayade had informed the State Executive Council last week Thursday that a new flag has been designed which eventually turned out to be the new logo.

He promised to forward the design to the commissioners and now a photograph obtained by CrossRiverWatch seems to suggest Ayade has released the new logo.

The design; Bright red with a white circle containing 18 red stars and a white Bull in the red circle charging towards the right and encapsulated by the ring of stars.

“The 18 stars represent the 18 local government areas of the state,” a top government official said.

Ayade had openly voiced his frustrations that the current blue and white does not offer enough options for creativity and playing around with the colors.

“The state has gotten to 50, it has arrived at the destination, what is the way forward from here? These are all to be taken into consideration and how best to convey resilience and an enterprising state,” said the official.

The bull represents an energetic state, government officials said.

Since 1999, successive administrations have tinkered with the state colors and brands with the most publicized being the “Destination Cross River” which enjoyed an aggressive marketing drive by the Senator Liyel Imoke’s administration.

But, this marks a clear deviation from the past and will be unveiled officially in a few days sources said.

New logo

Politics / Re: John Owan Enoh's Hotel To Be Demolished As He Defects To APC (Photos) by cyprianlah(m): 5:22pm On May 17, 2017
Ayade is a total disgrace to d entire cross riverians
Even his LGA I.e Obudu has been in total obscurity since d inception of his administration, instead of tackling d light issue, he brought generator plants to supply light for his people with an outrageous bill, d refusal of d people to pay such ambiguous bill made him shut d whole plant down, and kept his own people in darkness...

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Education / Re: Fake Hushpuppi Defrauds Student Of His Tuition Fee On Twitter by cyprianlah(m): 4:38pm On May 16, 2017
Am speechlesscheesy

Education / Re: Exams Situations Students Are Familiar With...... In Picture by cyprianlah(m): 12:06pm On May 12, 2017
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Education / Re: Exams Situations Students Are Familiar With...... In Picture by cyprianlah(m): 12:05pm On May 12, 2017
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Education / Exams Situations Students Are Familiar With...... In Picture by cyprianlah(m): 12:04pm On May 12, 2017
Here are types of invigilators in an exams

Crime / Re: Woman Killed By Ritualist "Warning" Viewer's Discretion by cyprianlah(m): 1:24pm On May 08, 2017
God help us all

Crime / Re: Woman Killed By Ritualist "Warning" Viewer's Discretion by cyprianlah(m): 1:21pm On May 08, 2017
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Crime / Re: Woman Killed By Ritualist "Warning" Viewer's Discretion by cyprianlah(m): 1:20pm On May 08, 2017
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Crime / Woman Killed By Ritualist "Warning" Viewer's Discretion by cyprianlah(m): 1:18pm On May 08, 2017
This happen @ Ikoga_zebbe Com.. Badagry
Just hav to drop this 4 yhu guyz to see more of this;-
Dnt Jst know y Some pple go dey put der lyf 4 Risk___
The Blood money dat u will do and Bill gate will still be richer than yhu,
Is that one blood money? Or wat?
God have mercy, It yhur protection we all askinq for___

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