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Romance / Re: Where Are The Brilliant Nairalander In The House!! by cyprianlah(m): 6:45pm On Aug 19, 2015
Charity comment embarassed embarassed
Romance / Re: When You Text Her "Good Morning Beautiful" And She Replies With "Awhh Thanks Bud by cyprianlah(m): 6:38pm On Aug 19, 2015
God pls come to our rescue embarassed
Romance / Re: My Neighbor And Her Daughter Keep Seducing Me Pls Help Me! by cyprianlah(m): 6:30pm On Aug 19, 2015
If I beliv dis poo maka turn crayfish embarassed

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Romance / Re: Godly Advice Needed by cyprianlah(m): 6:20pm On Aug 19, 2015
Godly advice! U dey for Romance section
Too-fia-kwa for u embarassed
Romance / Re: Hilarious Pictures To Spice Up Your Day by cyprianlah(m): 4:56pm On Aug 19, 2015
More....

Romance / Re: Hilarious Pictures To Spice Up Your Day by cyprianlah(m): 4:53pm On Aug 19, 2015
vizkiz:
I can't find any of this shii funny
Is there something wrong with me? Ok let me justact like everyone else...


Lol, lmao!!! nigga this is so funny! grin grin


Your depression is high..I recommend sui-cide
Romance / Hilarious Pictures To Spice Up Your Day by cyprianlah(m): 4:28pm On Aug 19, 2015
You can add yours
Oya let's laugh

Romance / Re: Photo: How Many Slap Will You Give Him Or Her by cyprianlah(m): 11:38am On Aug 19, 2015
SUGARBEE:
Money without love is poo

Golddiggers er'where
Romance / Re: Am Hoter Than P,square, Flavour,iyanya,(photo) by cyprianlah(m): 9:23am On Aug 19, 2015
Lwkm...why would I die now wen I have NL?? Wokeup sad dis mornin nw am all smilescheesy

Oga even hunger packs u no getcheesy
Romance / Re: Feed Your Man by cyprianlah(m): 9:20am On Aug 19, 2015
Denotatively u mean??
Romance / Re: Questions About Sex by cyprianlah(m): 8:07am On Jul 20, 2015
Andropod:
lol....thanks then.good morning.

Mornin bruh! Do have a nice day
Romance / Re: Questions About Sex by cyprianlah(m): 7:49am On Jul 20, 2015
Andropod:
people find it hard to believe when i tell them,i used to think i am the only one until a week ago when a friend also told when he first had sex at age 5 but with an older female..

Was not doubtin u my broda, was jst sayin, more like a suggestion wink
Romance / Re: Questions About Sex by cyprianlah(m): 7:42am On Jul 20, 2015
shocked knowing wat s.ex is at d age of 6! Bros u shul be a p.orn star
Romance / Re: 4 Solid Lies Men Tell To Get S.ex From Women… by cyprianlah(m): 7:38am On Jul 20, 2015
donholy28:
Thou shall not lie

Lol...
Thou shall drug a gal to chop banku abi??
Romance / Re: 4 Solid Lies Men Tell To Get S.ex From Women… by cyprianlah(m): 7:36am On Jul 20, 2015
Tintinnoty:
read btw d lines, do i sound guilty?

No o!
But u knw guilt fit make person explain wetin dm no ask dmcheesy
Romance / Re: 4 Solid Lies Men Tell To Get S.ex From Women… by cyprianlah(m): 7:31am On Jul 20, 2015
Dennygirl:
Funny thing is,ladies will still fall for those cheap lies even after knowing their aims,girls are plain dumb hence easily manipulated.

Not dumb per say
But too emotional, dats y emotional blackmails works soo much on 'em
Romance / Re: 4 Solid Lies Men Tell To Get S.ex From Women… by cyprianlah(m): 7:29am On Jul 20, 2015
marshalcarter:


And the dumb ones will keep piling up rubish nd rubbishangry

''Conscience'' it can sale u out at anytime
Stop making dm knw dis thread was meant for u cry
Romance / Re: 4 Solid Lies Men Tell To Get S.ex From Women… by cyprianlah(m): 7:26am On Jul 20, 2015
donholy28:
Lies...men no get time to lie for sex.ask the girls here...they will tell u non of this has been used on them...we just worm our way into their hearts and they will be thinking about it...then it just happens naturally..... Or some of us drug or intoxicate them...then f*ck their ass

Lol...oga drug nd lies which one is better?
Romance / Re: 4 Solid Lies Men Tell To Get S.ex From Women… by cyprianlah(m): 7:25am On Jul 20, 2015
Tintinnoty:
thanks for the cheap lies

Guilty as charged ryt?
Forgive mecheesy
Romance / Re: 4 Solid Lies Men Tell To Get S.ex From Women… by cyprianlah(m): 7:24am On Jul 20, 2015
marshalcarter:
guilty ones will be like''Liar.....oga ure talkin jazzzz''



Total nonsense
Romance / 4 Solid Lies Men Tell To Get S.ex From Women… by cyprianlah(m): 7:09am On Jul 20, 2015
When a man’s organ is hungry, there is just about no lie he can’t tell.
In fact, a man who really wants to have s*x with the object of his affection can lie that he is God if he thinks that will get him laid.
Ladies have received earfuls of lies that will make you shrink mouth ajar.
Here are 4 of them:

1.  “I’m already erect. I’ll suffer pains.”
A desperate guy can use his erection as an excuse to get laid. Truly an erection left unrelieved can hurt, but not so hard that he NEEDS to have s*x – unless of course he has used performance enhancers already

2. “I love you.” :
This is the big one that seems to work many times. Knowing that s*x for women is as emotional as it is physical, men lie that they are in love, thereby appealing to the woman’s soft side.

3. “I’m a virgin:
” Yeah, men are virgins too! More than a few guys have played that card. They will say they want the lady in question to help them get over the virginity. It just might be true though.

4. “You’re the only one I’m seeing.”
This is another one that works many time. The guy tried to make the women believe that there is no one else, hence the need to be fully committed and let him have a bite of the honeycomb.
:Dlolsss….I hope i don’t get smarked by some guys up here who may think have just exposed their secretes to all the ladies….

Unlike women who lie to protect the man’s ego, men lie mainly to appeal to the emotions of women.
It is more like a shortcut to a woman’s heart as a means to get pity s*x.
Education / Re: Brain Teaser Questions... by cyprianlah(m): 4:21pm On Jul 19, 2015
Godfullsam:


Today is Sunday , I wanna av some rest cool

I can't fit disturb my brain undecided.

Fear fearcheesy
Education / Re: Brain Teaser Questions... by cyprianlah(m): 4:10pm On Jul 19, 2015
Caracta:


*flips hair* cheesy

Yes. Friday. Got it now. Thanks.

Wow! Dat should be peruvian hair I guesscheesy
Education / Re: Brain Teaser Questions... by cyprianlah(m): 3:55pm On Jul 19, 2015
Caracta:
1. Nope. You are dead.

2. Son (that's if you have one brother) or Nephew (if you have another brother)

3. Friday


Ur genius gurl cheesy
Education / Brain Teaser Questions... by cyprianlah(m): 3:46pm On Jul 19, 2015
Yo! Landers let's see how fast we can think with this brain teaser questions

1. Can you marry your widows sister?

2. What relation is your nephews brother to your brother.

3. The day before the day before yesterday is three days after saturday,what day is today.

Have fun...

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Romance / Re: They All Complain Of My Joystick Nd Walkout by cyprianlah(m): 12:33am On Jul 18, 2015
Uncle forix.Wake up! wake up
Mama say mak u cm carry ur food

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Romance / Re: Ever Gotten Tired Of A Relationship Cos Of Too Much Sex? by cyprianlah(m): 8:53pm On Jul 16, 2015
Teeboy15:
In most relationships guys (male) always seem to have more sexual desires than females. At one point in our relationships we're not gna deny the fact that our spouse has onetime or the other complained about our regular desire n request for sex, (especially those cohabiting). Sometimes we meet innocent girls(by innocent i mean a girl u actually know u are the person that taught here all she knows sexually) but end up spoiling[/b]them, making them do certain things they probably haven't done before maybe cos they'r inexperienced about dating or jst doing whatever pleases their b.f which later result to them getting tired and irritated of the relationship in the long run. I've got female friends who complain of been tired of their relationship cos their boyfriends always demanding sex whenever the tought comes to mind, nt considering their mood. One said whenever they r in public and he starts hurrying her up she already knows what he's up to, even under hot weather (konji truly na orphan), but dat anytime she complains abt it to him all he says is 'baby am sry, am just so used to u dats why'.

[b]My QUESTIONS


[bi'm i a weak being sexually or addicted to sex by nature?
Is it that i exhibit such habit only when i cohabit or is it a way of expressing excess love?
I'm i so used to my partner that i can't avoid them sexually
Babes, have u in one time found yourself in such a relationship, n how did u handle it?(no need to b ashamed)
[/b]


My friend stop generalizing
Romance / Re: When The Pastor Ask You To Bring Your Problem To The Church [photo] by cyprianlah(m): 8:42pm On Jul 16, 2015
Very funny
@Op remind me to laugh later
Romance / Re: Hello, Ladies And Gentlemen Arise To Your Feet And Welcome Me***** by cyprianlah(m): 8:35pm On Jul 16, 2015
Did u take ur peels

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