Girls with fake life
used photoshop to enlarge your hips
what happened to the door......it has hips too?

what do u think?

Yemi alade al d way

Don't blame her sha! Na d busy bodies wa put flag as their profile pik...

deadZONE:


@OP is this funny to you?

See wat frustration can cause

Ladies don't lie! some of you have that ridiculous names you save your ATM's on your fones

So ladies let's hear the names what do you save them as??

Lol...u will be like; wetin dm d use d ruler for

Like really
Who stil does dat sh*t

Can't stop laughing...the trouser tho

Blizzyblinkzy:



hmm... Am suspecting u

Dis is one of d reasons I dnt like NL peepz
Der dnt like explainin stuffs dat sm1 dosn't knw

SPG4U:
ok I saw a dog and its owner standing behind it, d dog's name is doggy

Lwkm...chei! Peepul are baaaaaad o

Blizzyblinkzy:


i still see a house.
This one u are smiling like u knw wat it means. If u do pls kindly explain.

Oohh! Am I smilinprobably simile malfunction, cos I meant dis sorry dis

BeeBeeOoh:
I know sey na just question u ask nah. May God forgive ur brain, ur fone & ur eyes..

Amen if I [b]dont[/b]know wat u r saying

SPG4U:


lol no be my hand i go take type that one

take a closer look

Dat means u have seen something
Tehme na! Dnt be like dis

Blizzyblinkzy:
I don't understand. What's wrong with the pix.
All i see here is a house

Same here! Look closely

SPG4U:
[size=15pt]LOL did is crazy....

the architect must have learn something sexeology [/size]

see my signature please

Wat did u see
I cnt see anything

BeeBeeOoh:
U don corrupt finish..

No be jst question I ask

You see anything wrong dirty minds??

RetroBoy:
Never lie about you were disvirgined while riding a horse, or while dreaming

Lol@while dreaming

afolwalex20:

Which kain bad belle b ds?

And it's coming 4rm a guy

U wan spoil our parols?

Nor vex, I didn't mean to expose u

Add wat exactly

TM
I wish der knew

Lol..sorry
Forgive hm for my sake and ur sister's happiness

Cheque book of coz!

And ur mum thinks she has a daughter

Oya! Ladies here you go

1. Thou shall not date any guy out of sympathy. It is not worth it. It has never
worth the pain. Ladies beware!

2. Thou shall not do revenge relationship a.k.a let me show my boyfriend I can
flirt too. Ladies, that is inflicting more injuries on yourself

3. Thou shall not depend on any man for your daily needs. It has brought more
pains than joy to some ladies. Ladies, please!

4. Thou shall never fight over a man. Such men usually don’t have regard for
ladies. Ladies, you can ask around if you are in doubt!

5. Thou shall not remain in a violent relationship. You are supposed to be his
sweetheart not a punching bag. If he’s looking for whom to punch, refer him to
Mike Tyson. Ladies, abi?

6. Thou shall not give IT to him. If he wants IT that desperately, he should put
a ring on it. Funny enough, men can wait if they see your worth it. True!

7. Be bold when men toast you. Stop cutting flowers or drawing circles with
your leg. Enjoy the ‘toasting’. Don’t forget to pay attention to the pick up lines.
Some pick up lines can crack your ribs.

8. If you are not sure of your man especially if the relationship is still new,
never take your girlfriend to his house or give her his number or BB pin.
Odikwa very risky!

9. As soon as you can, let your man show his face to your people. Your sister
or brother or mother. This is very key.

10. Material possessions are good but never let them be the number one
factor in choosing a man.

11. Do not forget the golden rule. Always sit like a woman. Some men act like
babies when a woman is not properly seated. You know what I mean!

12. Never think you can trap a man with good sex. Fou fou fou… foul! It is an
aberration.

13. Be good to men but be firm. Yes firm but don’t scare them away.

14. Men are not in short supply. Don’t let them deceive you. Don’t believe
anything in the contrary. Don’t be stampeded into a relationship.

15. If your purpose for financing a man is to keep him, that could be a big
mistake. Finance for the right reasons.

16. Men are not the same. Don’t listen to “men are the same jare!” It’s a lie!
How many men have you met out of about six billion people on earth? You see
am nau, abi?

17. Adventures can be sweet. However, never embark on a long trip to meet a
man without informing someone. Never!

18. Guys have a way of saying “don’t let anybody know about us yet.” If the
relationship is up to three months and counting,somebody should know about
it jor! Better things, they no dey hide am.

19. They say good girls love bad boys. And as a good girl, you are looking for
a bad boy to love? OYO for you! Let bad girls love bad boys and good girls
love good boys. Nobody should use your head to catch a bullet.

20. Enjoy being single. It does not last forever.

Add yours

What's d weigh??

Wonderful! Wonderment!!

SUGARBEE:


Yes I did.. I laughed out loud at how miserable you are cuz it's not hard to see that the pictures that's in your phone outlines the fact that you've been friendzoned and Still swimming in the deep waters of friendzocean

Ahh!Bae are we quarreling
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For d records: abt pictures; with internet er'tin is possible

Kissess...

SUGARBEE:


Lol very funny. .

Nd u actual lauged out loud

SUGARBEE:


You were the one who brought up the issue of other girls so I had to counter it and you're here talking trash

Don't worry my dear! D lord is ur strenth
Very soon u will be like

SUGARBEE:


And that's what's sweet about it

Before he goes to bed, he would stop to think of me and my small acts, realising that he hasn't called, he would be all head to toes to try and reach me... Gradually I begin to win him over until he's finally mine

Eyah! I feel ur pain being a side chick
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