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 Politics › Re: Buhari Talks Tough: Saraki Angry, Oyegun & Dogara Smile At APC NEC Meeting (Pics by cyprus000: 4:43pm On Jul 03, 2015*. Modified: 5:49pm On Jul 03, 2015 |
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| Politics › Re: Suspected Boko Haram Member Attacks Civil Defence Corps Officer In Anambra by cyprus000: 9:46pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
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| Politics › Re: Chibok Girls Abductor Arrested by cyprus000: 9:22am On Jul 01, 2015 |
INTROVART:[size=13pt] Stop feeling invisible and start making reasonable contribution or I will leak your secret and your FTC struggle will bcom useless. I don't have prblm with you making FTC. Just make reasonable contribution,dats all. What's even the fusss about FTC self [/size] |
| Family › Re: A Nigerian Man Got Married To His Indian Girlfriend ( Pix Galleries) by cyprus000: 7:54am On Jul 01, 2015 |
jashar:[size=13pt] Don't worry,we already did somthing about it. We are just waiting for the right time to hit the isle. [/size] |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Top 12 Most Racist Countries In The World by cyprus000: 2:09am On Jul 01, 2015*. Modified: 7:36am On Nov 19, 2015 |
UyiIredia:[size=13pt] Hope this www.nairaland.com/attachments/2243437_facebook_jpeg95d68ea7bb28b3fc732f5c43842a5de7 Will educate your ignorance,or do you want more? I'd rather live in a jungle than live in india which is not even better than nigeria. It still beat my imagination.why a sane person will go to such racist country. Apart from business purpose [/size] 7 Likes |
| Romance › Re: SEE The Sizzling Hot New STORY Coming Here!. It's Gon Blow Your Mind Away! by cyprus000: 1:02am On Jul 01, 2015 |
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| Romance › Re: A Man Beating His Wife Is Sometimes Actually Justifiable by cyprus000: 11:23pm On Jun 30, 2015*. Modified: 11:53pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
[size=13pt][b] I totally get your point bro. You are viewing it from a religious point of view. Let's keep religion aside and face reality. Beating a woman just bcs she misbehave is out of place and should be condemmed. If I am in such situation,I won't hesitate to send her back to her parents to learn morals and respect. That being said,I won't hesitate to beat hell fire out of her,if devil push her to try and hit me. No matter the reason or she hit my mama. I will double the beating for her,if she goes near my mama. Lastly:on the day my wife comes home and claim feminist. That's the end of the marriage. I am an african and if rejecting to be turned into vegetable is seen as "backward" Then I accept that I am a cave man,living a stone age life. I was trained to respect and treat people equal,but if my woman wants more than that. Then she has no business in my life. **i don't even see the importance of marriage self** Pay one woman out there to give you nice kids or adopt,to save yourself women stress[/b][/size] 7 Likes 1 Share |
| Jokes Etc › Joke Library:D:D:D by cyprus000(op): 7:39pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
[size=13pt][b]There was an igbo,hausa and yoruba man Who were best of friends.. One day,as they were walking on the street. they saw a bag containing large sum of money. They thought on the best way to safe guard the money since taking it to the bank will attract attention and they will likely be sanctioned if they can't provide the source of their money and hiding it in nigerian can cause temptation and betrayal. So they hide the money in a forest,in another country. pending wen they will be ready to use it. eight months leta,they decide to go get the money and they resolved to take a flight this time to ease stress. So they boarded a plane. on their way to the place. the plane developed mechanical fault. the pilot instructed everybody to abadone plane. Everybody abadoned plane,remaining the igbo,hausa and yoruba man with one parachute remaining. The igbo man was the first to get to the parachute and he alighted, leaving the hausa and yoruba man behind. The hausa and yoruba man accepted fate and alighted. Within minutes,the hausa man intersected the igbo man in the air and bide him farewell,till they meet in the after life and he decended. The yoruba man also intersected him and also bide him farewell. The igbo thought to himself "hmm..so this men think they can play fast on me and run away with the money or reduce the amount and tell my story" Taaa!! That won't happen,he unbuckled his parachute and screamed. "Musa,tunda here I come.we must get there togeda. You can't cheat me"   a very successful naija woman parked her new lexus in front of her office ready to show it off to her collegues, as she got out, a trailer passed too close and completety tore off the door, the woman immediately grabbed her cell phone, called the police, and they arrived. before the officer could say anything the Woman was scereaming hysteriacally, my lexus!, my lexus!, will never be the same again no matter what the panel -beater did to it, the officer just looked at the woman in disgust and shook his head, i cant believe how materialistic you are, he said, you are so focused on your possessions that you dont notice anything else. how can you say such a thing? asked the woman. dont you know that your left arm is missing. from your elbow down, it must have been torn off when the truck hit you..........., oh my God replied the Woman, "MY ROLEX" wrist watch oo!. Alws check your dictionary well......a man went to the hospital Good-Morning Doc,' he says. I want to be Castrated.' 'What on Earth for?' asks the Doctor in amazement. ... 'I...... It's something I'v been thinking about for a longtime & I want to have it done,' he replies. 'But have you thought it through properly?'asks the Doctor. 'It's a very serious operation and once it's done,there's no going back.It will change your Life forever!' 'I'm aware of that & you're not going to change my mind,so either you book me in to be Castrated or I'll simply go to another Doctor.' 'Well,Ok,'says the Doctor, 'But it's against my better Judgement!' So he had his operation and the next day, he is up & walking very slowly, legs apart down the Hospital Corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him, is another patient walking in exactly the same manner. 'Hi there?' he says, 'It looks as if you've just had the same operation as mine!' 'Well, 'said the patient, 'I finally decided after 37 years of Life that I'd like to be Circumcised.' He stared at him in horror and screamed,,,,,,,, 'SHIT,THAT'S THE WORD!',I made a mistake..........damnnn!!! Grl: my dear I don't like the way we are meeting hw selfs all over the junction let's go nd rent how own house nw Guy: but i have no money Grl: ok ok let's go nd be living with ur parents Guy: dat's impossible Grl: y Guy: becos my parents too are living with their parents. Wen I still dey small, Poverty hold us sote,the first day wey I see Mr biggs pack. Na the day wey rat for our house go hustle am come, from another person house. E reach level wey Mosquito they bite us they spit. bcs no nutrient for blood. The day wey our aunty make mistake visit us. mosquito kidnap her cun send us letter. "Dear cyprus,if you love ur aunty and want to see her alive. You have to pay a rasome of 5litres Of fresh blood,cos e dun tey wey we see better blood suck. this is our only chance of nice meal and we aint taking no chances" One day,I cun travel go one of our distant relative house wey rich. Has I dey play with the man pikin,na him the boy sneak enter kitchen go steal lollipop. Has him dey comot from kitchen,na him em mama catch am, cun report to em father. The father cun fume "junior! junior!! So you stole lollipop,despit all the lollipop your mama just gave you. Honey,give him 100 lollipop has his punishement" The boy cun they beg "mummy please beg daddy for me,I won't do it again. Mummy please help me" Shuu!!!..are you for real Na him I reason for my mind,so this people they give extra of wetin person steal and the mumu pikin dey even cry self .I go show them say I be true ajekpako.I cun set trap the next day,has I see say the man they around. I sneak enter kitchen go steal groundnut cun enter parlour they chop am for em front. Has him see me,he cun ask "cyprus what are you eating,are you not the one who just finished eating and who gave you what you are eating?" Na him I pose say "sir I took it from the kitchen" The man flame "cyprus! cyprus!! After eating you still have the effront to steal from the kitchin. Honey,give cyprus 100 groundnut" The woman bounce enter kitchin cun give me my right  (boyz devour am)The next day na junior birthday,them cun dey fry meat for kitchen. I dey around they mark wen the woman go comot from kitchen,has she comot. Na him I stroll enter kitchen,luckily the man cun dey come toward kitchen. I carry one meat cun pretend lyk say I want chop am,make him see me. Him pass without seeing me,I cun wait make him pass again. has him finish waiting him dey do for bath room cun dey come back. I hear em foot steps,na him I carry long spoon hit pot of meat to get em attention. Has him see me,him cun scream "cyprus!!!! What are you doing?" I bon face say "I am sorry sire,I just want to taste the meat" Him call em wife. Honey,give cyprus 100 piece of meat has his punishement. The woman give me 60piece,cun say "cyprus I want to have mercy on you,so I am going to give you 60 piece" Boyz provok  ..na him I halla "no ma,please complete my punishement oo! Or do you want me to tell uncle that you refuse to punish me"Has the man want travel to dubia the next day. Em wife cun send me to tell am say em food dun ready. Has I enter him room,I cun see open brief case with dollars full inside. I look arund,I notice say him they bath room. I cun carry 100$ dollar put inside pocket Has him comot for bath room,I cun pass the message. Has I comot for him room,na him I hide for em door cun dey peep. I see am count the money over and over again,dey look around. Na him I bounce inside cun ask am "sir,are you looking for somting?" Him say yes. I put hand comot the 100$,show am "is this what you are looking for". I liked the color so I took it" The man fume again "cyprus! cyprus!!! Despit all my warning and punishement,you still stole again. I am goin to double your punishement this time(boyz dun dey prepare to give thanks giving for church. happyness dun full my belle) Him forget say na money we they talk about Has him say I am goin to give you 200 of what you stole..him cun hook. I am going to give you emmm! emmmm!!. Ok,don't do it again cyprus..go and be a good boy. Boyz cun provok shout "sire you must punish me ooo!"..this is cheating. You punished junior yestada and you refuse to punishh meee A man dat used 2 produce coffin, on his way 2 supply. his car get spoilt, so he has no option than 2 carry the coffin on his head 2 his destination on aproaching the place he met police men and they asked were he was goin with The coffin on his head? he knew what naija police can do in such situation if you don't play fast. he thought for somtime and said "oga i no like were dem berry me i da go reberry my self 4 another place" The police men looked at each other. You know the constant things na "gbaga(run)" My people, you will never believe what happened to me yesterday at Sahad Stores in Abuja. I still can't get over it. I went to the super market to pick something to eat and as I was walking down the isle, I noticed this man staring at me... I looked at him and kept walking to the front counter to pick bottled water and gala. As I picked them and turned to find the same man right in front of my face! I tried to give him some of my love so I smiled and said "Hi!" then I went on to get a can coke. Can you believe that same man followed me through the store? I was getting a little nervous and mad because he was following me without saying anything. But you know me, trying to be friendly... I just said "Hi!" He finaly responded and said, "I am sorry for staring but you look just like my youngest son... We just buried him two weeks ago". I felt stupid for getting mad as I expressed my sincerity to him. He said he was fine as he knows that his son is with the lord. Then he asked me to do him a favour. I said "sure, if I can." He said he was a bit sad that his son never said goodbye to him before passing on. He asked me to get in line behind him and as he left the store I should say "Goodbye dad" so that he could have a sense of closure. Though his request was weird, I however agreed to grant them. So as he collected his bags from the cashier and walked away, I said "Bye Dad" he turned and said"Bye my dear son". When the cashier calculated my bill, she said the total was N11,250! I shouted "what?... Can you please explain how a bottle of N70 water, N50 gala and N100 can coke will sum to such amount?". She said "your dad said you are paying for his bill too." "My dad? That man is not my father!" I yelled back in response... I quickly rushed out just in time to see the man moving towards the parking lot. "You know the rest na ...no body scam cyprus and get away [/b][/size] |
| Romance › Re: . by cyprus000: 2:21pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
Tallesty1:[size=13pt] Naso my brda She will recieve premptive equal reaction. **gentleman no dey this one** [/size] |
| Romance › Re: . by cyprus000: 11:10am On Jun 29, 2015 |
| Romance › Re: . by cyprus000: 10:56am On Jun 29, 2015*. Modified: 11:21am On Jun 29, 2015 |
naijaboiy:[size=13pt][b] Baba,you no hear say men wun treckk in protest of NASS wardrop allowance. "Boyz are not smiling,even wen they are smiling Just use the TP give men publicity say "a young man by the name Cyprus. in a stupendous bide to fight for the nigeria lower class with a population of 100million people out of 180million and live below 1$ per day. have decided to treck from his bedroom to his kitchen in protest of NASS outrageous wardrop allowance sincerely speaking,those guyz need real kumarin. As in,real flogging from the masses,just lyk waiting happen for ukrain parlament https://s15.postimg.org/htl59q3x7/senza_244.jpg time for bush meat to catch the hunter On the flip side,una need to do something about all this kind..thread. I don't even know what to term it. When you give this kind of thread attention,more people will follow suit and the end result is what makes here unattractive for matured peeps. which one be,"I have pointed nose what do you think" ..are you in any way saying that flat nose peeps are backyard people.If I say mental slavery now,them go say I dun start again. It is evident that you have been hegemonically zombified by the emperailist and have decided to wallow in the swamp of ignorance and inferiority complex. Emencipate your self from mental slavery and employ the use of your sixth sense. It is only fible and shallow minded peeps that think,being a black man or a woman is a kind of default and try to be lyk the emperialist. I don't blame you tho,our society have been hegemonically infested,but you still have the power to emancipat tha self ma'am they are certain things which ought to be kept to one self. Them say better thing no they sell em self,na people they find am. People will complement you,if you are worth it. You are not in the position to demand for that,if you want to maintain your self respect and worth. NOTE:in no way does having pointed or bleaching makes you beautiful. If you have pointed nose and you don't have the facial features to complement it,you still remain fugly. Looking fwesh is what a black man needs,not bleaching .I no get strenght to talk much again. [/b][/size] 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Who Is There In Your Life That You Would Take A Bullet For?truth Only. by cyprus000: 9:14am On Jun 29, 2015 |
[size=13pt] Mom. I won't hesitate to die for her or kill protecting her. She did same for me and I owe everything to her,not even my life. [/size] |
| Romance › Re: . by cyprus000: 9:05am On Jun 29, 2015 |
[size=13pt] Now I see reason why people say romance section is for kids..WTF. Fvvcking out of this place. ;(..SMH[/size] |
| Romance › Re: Tomfrench Wins Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 by cyprus000: 3:14pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
[size=13pt] I [/i][/size] [size=13pt][color=red]Vote:[/size][size=15pt] Agarawu23[/size] www.nairaland.com/attachments/2543408_agarawu1_jpeg25a055bbfdca22432fb031e38220d44e [size=13pt]Cc: NLjega THIS IS THE FINAL Come and show this soulja some love just type "I vote for agarawu23 Cc: NLjega" And that's it tizblink ZODZEE capip120 ChildofChukwu classicyung OkeEsibe Bollinger ebohstepn Eyepencil (I sight you bro,this is the final) Neplusultra FAJFARM (hope you can view his pics now?) muafrika (african prince) aumeehn (baba,'yar garin,hope say fasting go allow you sight this soulja Zodzee RapLawd (a true soulja they coulda ah" never clone,wattagwan?) Sexykarma (wadup bro) Wyman Appleyard (it is time to recogniz a soulja )[/size] 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: Tomfrench Wins Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 by cyprus000: 3:09pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
IamJavier:[size=13pt] Baba I dun show Men go blend,I nova chow since morning. [/size] |
| Romance › Re: Tomfrench Wins Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 by cyprus000: 3:06pm On Jun 27, 2015*. Modified: 3:28pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
demmy0325:[size=13pt] You really have time for shiit. It is those assholes that telorate bullcrap,I blame. Especially those men who claim to be marriad or roll with such ladies How does what she spew relate to what's on ground and what the fvvck is sarcastic about the bullshit Or have I lost my sense of humour Equality and equity is what I stand for,but if any fvvcking asshole bring all this feminist bullcrap close to me. E go banter for em head. Everybody na king for em own lane sha. Its disheartenin that africans still fail to use their sixth sense and have refuse to emancipate their self from mental slavery. Group of copycat I am begining to see reason with sonofmark or na waiting be em name [/size] |
| Romance › Re: Tomfrench Wins Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 by cyprus000: 10:54am On Jun 27, 2015 |
Officialcart3rG:[size=13pt] who the fvvck is ugly And is that a base to determine who takes the crown? Baba,no reason this way..it sends the wrong message about your persona. Not that I care tho..we are all autonomous beings,with different opine. But that doesn't mean we should stereotype and discriminate. You also contested and I didn't vote for you bcs you are handsome nor did my men do. We all na and has a ,I expect you to recogniz and go for real. Not sentiments [/size] 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: Tomfrench Wins Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 by cyprus000: 9:54am On Jun 27, 2015 |
Glock8:[size=13pt] Lol.. I dun die for this place
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| Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by cyprus000: 8:57am On Jun 27, 2015 |
agarawu23:[size=13pt] I gat your back
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| Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by cyprus000: 8:54am On Jun 27, 2015 |
scentmarlc:[size=13pt] Mehn..the thing really hard oo! This are my two brdas. If to say na femal contest,I for sharp sharp pick candidate. After much delibration ..I am going to give agarawu23 and jarizod my support.The rest are doing good already. [/size] |
| Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by cyprus000: 8:39am On Jun 27, 2015 |
agarawu23:[size=13pt] That guy is hardened. [/size] |
| Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by cyprus000: 12:19am On Jun 27, 2015 |
KelvinGraphics:[size=13pt] Thank you bro,no mind that anti-bottle wey no sabi elder's Right now,I am on the fence and still undecided. I shall make my stand known tomorrow or I will quit voting. Two things are involve [/size] |
| Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by cyprus000: 12:07am On Jun 27, 2015 |
joseph1832:[size=13pt] I love your personal text. Do you visit foreign affairs section? [/size] |
| Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by cyprus000: 7:50pm On Jun 26, 2015 |
appleyard:[size=13pt] Yea duke. Don't mind that anti-spam bottle. I am fully back now and will seek tha presence tomorrow. A soulja will be needing your support tommorow,which is the last day Appleyard [/size] |
| Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by cyprus000: 7:41pm On Jun 26, 2015*. Modified: 11:57pm On Jun 26, 2015 |
muafrika:[size=13pt] Thank you mua. Sorry for any incovenience Tomorrow is the last they,I will seek tha presence for the last time in this contest tomorrow [/size] |
| Romance › Re: Betrayal by cyprus000: 6:10pm On Jun 26, 2015 |
Luedave:[size=13pt]Guy I understand your point,but that's not the case here. I am the chief executive officer of nigerian femal bashing. But this guy deserve to be shot in the cork. I don't lyk wen men play with the intelligence of innocent women.(Dats if I get his on side of the yarn) Especially in a lifetime commitement as this. [/size] 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by cyprus000: 5:59pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
IamJavier:[size=13pt] Hope your ministry is moving to the permanent site? [/size] |
| Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by cyprus000: 5:46pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
IamJavier:[size=13pt] I sight you..brotherly Wattagwan ?
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| Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by cyprus000: 5:36pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
stuff46:[img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQsMybbYhNXTI0m2rvIXytoz1lDpgcFHymrw9Ksdazc9duldUcmQ8uNyctz[/img] [size=13pt] You sabi beta thing [/size] |
you see your mate, he took affirmative action.
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