₦airaland Forum

Edykul:
Where is ur current girlfriend?Give reasons why u can't settle down with her

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Jamb question

Don't worry,you will receive an answer after the second comming of christ
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wiringdpt:
I don't feel safe on nairaland anymore?

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Lol...


Be careful,cos they will hypnotize you with stupidity.
If care is not taken. they will take away your brain.

And you will become a walking zombie
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SPG4U:
Lol...but my bible is on my phone can I still use it to tackle d snake next time?

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Sure
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sunnyb0b0:
Did you read the whole of the statement before commenting?

I have warned you, stay clear of my mentions before I impregnate you.

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You dun mad finish
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onatisi:
In a normal sane society ,that man should be arrested and jailed . But in nigeria anything goes ,very sad .

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What is normal about the society you are using as reference.
If your role model choose to accept bullshit,does that mean you should do same.

Ok,going by your logic,it is safe to say that you deserve to be in jail,since you most have eaten chicken,cow,goat etc.
Since they are all animal and its a crime to kill animal one consider to be a food.


Quit being a zombie and have a mind of your own..
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SPG4U:
The rate @ which u guys are posting snakes dis days is getting scary,

Some days back I dreamt I saw a snake in my dream a very big one, I attacked it but it ran


In dat dream I knew I av seen dat snake before
Then I remembered I saw it here on NL

Exactly d antenna snake dat was posted some days back,

OPs make una dey take am easy ooo

Even Eve and snakes no gree again
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You mean,you dreamt of a snake you saw on nairaland?.


Your case is biblical
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NgwaManNaija4LF:
Bros, as an Igboman, this type of comments is a shame. We must always avoid,Igbo this and that when it comes to appointment and service to our dear country.

This is the reason why others think we are chest beaters,Hell no, we are not because we are wise people, only the fools amongst us chestbeat.

Rangesport:
Seriously?
What have u been doing with the past 40 years of your lifelife

Arsenate:
mtsweeeeee
lmfao

Arsenate:
lol, I thought you said I made a grave mistake quoting you? I thought you were gonna come at me with some brutal come backs. this is so fvvking lame, man....lmfao
never mind. i knew you were incapable of doing shiiit in the first place. it's common with y'all. empty chest beating is your speciality. yep, chest beating is exclusively reserve for you deluded morooons. you're just wasting my fvvking time.
gtfoh.....hahahahaha

Arsenate:
ahhhhhhh
this moronic nyamiri just said I made a grave mistake quoting him. I'm shivering already. Lol, so what you gonna do to me, tiger? yeah, as per the crime I, arsenate, committed for quoting you, the almighty idioittic flat head? NOTHING, YOU MORROON. all you can do is beat your chest some more, string a couple of "fancy nasty" words and embolden them.
fuVckking nyamiri thinks he's kingkong, lmao.
fuckkkoff Nairaland and go form your miserable biafraudd already, you dimwit. looool. no one's gonna miss you.
btw, I didn't bother reading all the rubbish you wrote up there; cos I know is the usual eeeeboe rubbish. only the first paragraph caught my attention.

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Lol..


I can't believe that a man can rant lyk a market woman..just look at the way he started his comment.."Ahhhh"

Anyways,dats what you guyz are known for..cowardice.

For the fact that a simpletonic scummy dounce lyk you.
Is allowed to wonder about cyber space,means that nigeria lack "animal control" system or they don't know their job.

I have pressing issues to attend to,not some kids who have choosen stupidity over intelligence.

Nevertheless
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Don't forget my advice son,make sure you seek mental assylum.
You look mentally pale
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Arsenate:
you ibos are a bunch of deluded beings I swear. claiming others are afraid to let you go. FYI everyone wants you gone. no one wants you. you keep trooping to other people's regions like flies yet you come on Nairaland claiming some imaginary beings are stopping you from leaving. the day y'all leave is the day there will be celebration all over the streets of Nigeria.
lol, these guys need to be placed on some anti schizophrenic agent or something. their delusions know no bounds.
people are stopping you from leaving my azzz lol
leave already... you empty chest beaters.

IdiAmin1:
Let me repeat it here, IDI AMIN is not going to any war anybody.

Yes I support the idea of either confederation or an outright division but it must be in a peaceful and legal way.

petkoffDrake:
av told my parent DAT I won't marry from Naija. . . even though they ar talking against it I don't wanna know. av made my own decision. Thank God am Handsome.... I'll continue to break their heart until I find my missing rib outside Naija.
OR
I marry a woman 5years older than me shikena!

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The embolded part ain't necessary.


But you are on point
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Taylor86:


Typical victim of heartbreak

u've automatically turned ur sef 2 a sadist

give love another chance bro

ojun50:
The moment MTN allow me to borrow credit

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I love this

On point
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Chappie:
hausa are not welcome

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I understand your sentiments bro


But stereotyping won't take us anywhere.
they are people up north who are in tone with biafrians.
Especially the christain part. Will you shut your door,cos they are hausas?.


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betty202020:
on the contrary Yoruba fought for Nigeria not for Biafra, go and read ur history. till now Yorubas took it upon themselves to fight against Biafra. so I don't know why u came up with this issue.

ekenedegreat:
We don't want to stay with people like you anymore is it a crime? We want a country that is yereba free.

zendy:
Yes he did all of these things, but guess what? He brought back Biafra to the center of the fore. Biafra has become a much talked about topic and many people now realise their right to self determination which Nigeria had almost made them forget about. I listen to Radio Biafra from time to time and I don't always agree with what Nnamdi Kanu he says. But one thing that's stands him out is that his radical approach to the restoration Biafra is galvanising people. Uwazurike's non violent "placid" approach to getting Biafra only got him arrested several times, got him and many MASSOB members imprisoned and tortured and some of them killed. Nigeria does not respect a civil way of resolving disputes, they respect violence. If Shekau had come out on the streets of Kaduna with his followers and held a protest march about what grieves him, he probably would have been arrested, beaten, tortured and paraded half naked and many people would have applauded the Government. But he started killing people and every body took him serious. Now, when Shekau talks, the whole world listens. I support Biafra and I hope we get it through peaceful means. But unfortunately, Nigeria and the Nigerian Government don't understand what peaceful resolution means. The Niger- Delta Militants had to take up arms before the Government gave them what was due to them, let us all hope Igbos don't have to do the same to get the same

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Truth from the horse mouth


You are the man of the year,with the best and most blunt post so far.

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And about the cocknugget ranting about niger delta and biafra.

Please NOTE: you guyz up SS ain't fvvcki.ng needed and you are not even part of the scheme.
Better get that into your fuckwitty skulls.

Next time don't include biafra and niger delta,cos I will come down heavily on you

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xender:
owk....u sayed MTN ba?

I would send it across

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feldido:
And please divert some to me

Swizdoe:
Like seriously!!!!!........ So this is your definition of war

podosci:
You are still making noise.....Please just blow up a police station tomorrow, 3 million died the last time....maybe 5-7million this time around
Like I said, I would be watching everything from the comfort of my home in Abuja on NTA, while Many would be watching in UK

podosci:
War with me? Are you high? ...am talking war, you talking about meeting up to exchange a few blows and a few kicks.....I mean full on scale war, the kind that lead to the death of 3 million biafrans, the kind that involves bombs, guns, blood and death.....Kanu should should stop ranting on radio and start the war he has been preaching, all it takes is to blow up a police station or invade an army barrack and we are good to go...although I have no intention of fighting , Me and Kanu would be watching the blood shed from the comfort of our homes while the fools down east who listened to him die in their thousands

podosci:
why nah? Why don't you people just start the war tomorrow....Are you afraid of fighting?