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jamex93:
yes na


him go tire

but make him no con set u up ooo



so make u dey careful

he can even use a lady to set u up

......shuoo

Z8:
Hahaha "gays gang rape" .. oh Lawd nairaland sha!!
download one of those call blocking apps it's not like he knows where you stay... block everything!!
plus your anus will be protected IJN.. Amen

......lol,amen o

.....life imprisonment awaits her. tell him at once!

UyiIredia:
Ban his number from calling or texting your phone. Go to your network's customer care center and they can help on that. In the unlikely event he physically stalks you, tell the police.

.....thanks a lot.

leftyansh:
Send him to me.... He needs Deliverance(with my ponron)

I'm Bi-sexual

......Gross!

jamex93:
u no go go stalk am back ni



if him call u, u too call am

if him flash u, flash am
if him message you, message am

....lool,OK DAT one fit work o

GoodFaith:
What can we do for U? Please go stalking him back

.....I should stalk a gay guy bk.. you were brought up well.smh

......OK before the bashing begins or boxer007 starts boo booing me...y'all should know I'm straight as fvck!!
story, story.....it all started when (na wao English hard)
...I bin dey waka go rumuokwuta, from rumuigbo junction (e no far o,lol,I never join the trekkers yet).pH peeps would know what I'm talking about.

....I con de hear pssss!,pssss.I no answer na(pssss no b my name).....as I dey reach cemetery side,one short nigguh,mature guy come run come my side,I bin think say my guy wan ask for direction(I thought wrong).
if I remember correctly, the following conversation ensued;

guy:hi...I've been calling you,since(breathing heavily sef)

me:good day sir,is there something I can do for you?

guy:I don't like embarrassments but as i saw you, you looked decent can I get to know you?

me:I'm actually running late now!....plus I don't really know you(knowing his intentions, I made out to leave,this guy come de follow me for back)

guy:but hope we can have lunch,maybe a genesis,can I call u?(I bin wan give am fake number o, but d guy fit flash am,see say d number no de exist)

me:no wahala(I con give am my number).

mehn,na my mistake be that o
I never reach where I dey go,the guy message me say Im get good plans for me,say I go like am.

......fear grip me!
my friends laff me die eh...loool
say make I scam the guy chop im money.lol


but say him Go gather all the gays gang rape me.lol

he's still calling and messaging.
its been a yr plus now.

what can I text him to stop his stalking.

......noted!

......effects of Ibadan weed . op really believes he met this pple o. Una go think say Im de joke o

....because our dicck has a mind of its own. it makes decisions we don't approve of. ..

....is he your neighbor? if no, u ve nothing to worry about. just destroy ur Sim.

.....I CONCUR!

......U're sitting on gold mahn. fvck her good.and then let her catch u with a hot chick. if she flares,she'll prolly want u guys to become exclusive!

.....what is g-string? na key g for guitar? ....explain somebody.

......loool,and after spending on her.
when u want to obtain she be like:
john what are you doing?....u scaring me,I didn't know you are like this,this is strange u are my best friend.

na to hang her for fan travel. be DAT o.

.....boredom! *growing apart too*

prettythicksme:
1.lies 2.broke 3.not good in bed 4.small konji 5.beating etc

....which 1 b small konji?

...Good development.

.....lwkm. funny shii.

....carry go!

ENDORSED!

Obadiah77:
Your emglish is not impeccable.
Secondly you dont have six pack
thirdly, you no popular
fourtly, you bleach skin (abasha)
May thundr fir anyone that vote ypu

.....calm down bro. na fight?

GBAM!

......I listen!




it's mostly crap!





but I listen!




and then we fvck!




and I start listening again!

......I listen!




it's mostly crap!





but I listen!




and then we fvck!

......I listen!




it's mostly crap!





but I listen!

.....I know my mother.lool
if my wife stab me in the eye,she go support my wife,the way my mom treats my girlfriends, I dey fear.
dem fit even gang up against me sef.

.......loool.
gals eh,dem get big eye eh.
bigbig tins,but if you enter them Now dem go sue you say u wan rupture dia cervix.

......topics done finish b DAT o. tissue or water,loool.
OK o,water sure pass.

......as a guy I'll go for a pretty face. lord knows!

.....there's some sense to it. but it goes both ways.