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westlius:
Abeg tell am oo
When she said she needs a break, she has seen someone to replace u
Now u married she regretted because u are better than the person.
Love ur wife ooo
If u wan knack after marriage, knack babes way no b ur ex
And don't knack more dan 1 babe
So u won't b attached to any

If you knack only one babe outside marriage na that time you go dey attached to the side babe pass if you dey knack plenty, e go hard to dey attached to anyone.

TheBillyonaire:
Bad strategy.

No fly zone in war time does not stop enemy fly-in, but stops commercial flights. Let's deploy a thousand drones in 5 minutes and exhaust their batteries and then get our jets to drop bombs on their tanks and inventories.

We can start with that.

Who is the let's? You and who? War dey sweet you, you think say na computer game? Lives will be lost, innocent lives, you are here talking as if this is a football match. If they give you gun now you go shit for pant. Coward acting like they know war behind their computers.

Puss360:
Lol... OP.. please make a counter thread about the type of men I lady won't open leg for...
Coz this thread is a bit one-sided

why cant you open the thread abi your hand dey pain you?

okoroemeka:
sometimes I wonder how some men can relax so much and reach such years with nothing,is it laziness,lack of seeing opportunities,lack of proactive thinking,procrastination ,or simply accepting mediocre living standards?before I was 25 yrs I already have a car,wife,two children and a small two bedroom bungalow,it is sad that not everyone can pull him or herself out of poverty and that reinforced my belief that success is tied to state of mind,there is a proverb in igboland that says,e ejigi mkpacha nsi egbe agba adaka ozo,which means you cannot use scrap leftover gunpowder to shot a gorilla.

Shut up and stop blowing your horn, I know people who have achieved so much earlier than you did, made investments and lost all and have to start all over again....you are fortunate, good for you, but not everyone struggling is lazy. By all means feel good about your achievements, but don't talk ignorantly because you want to feel better or smarter than the next man.

They will date if he is a yahoo boy!

The poster is female, writes like one, argues like one but does her best to convince us she is a man... because you don't want to be tagged jealous.

Well I prefer Latina (Mexico, Argentina, Brazil, Columbia) women over white and black women....anytime anyday.

franchasofficia:
In every rule, there is always exception.


My mother gave birth to me in her early 40s, and as God have it, I am too brainy for Nigeria, sometimes I marvel at the great work God did in my brain and wisdom . That is why I cherish Peter Obi; he seems to be a version of me combined with Chinua Achebe and Elon Musk in one body.


God did created a perfect human in me, so dear ladies, believe in yourself, your case is different. If my mom at early 40s could give birth to a brainy, super talented and successful man like me, then every lady out there that deserve to birth a great child will do so even at 49yrs, its all about your faith and lifestyle too

why did i think you were a woman?

e mi loan ko!

Jennyclay:
Even the Bible says any man that can’t provide and take good care of his girlfriend/wife and children is worse than an infidel. Atleast men are to provide 97% for his girlfriend/wife.

A woman takes care of the home and you still expect her to bring something to the table. Haba!! Na wa!!

If you as a man wants your woman to bring something to the table, then be ready to switch sides by taking care of the home while the woman goes out to provide for your lazy and broke self.

Shut up Bible did not say girlfriend.

Debater:
May God punish the lady
As for my wife, she was even the one that requested a DNA test when she gave birth to our first child last year, to prove her fidelity.

hope you did the DNA test? because she could say that just to manipulate you into believing she has nothing to hide.

Wordsfrombimpe:
And you are not a virgin oh

True but I'm not the one insisting on no sex before marriage.
Only virgins should say that. What of the guy who broke your hymen, why didn't you give him any rules. Why didn't he have to marry you, it's when marriage is on your mind you want to leverage sex for marriage. E no go work.

Wordsfrombimpe:
Only the wise will comprehend it

I remember talking about this when I got viral on this space

People were busy talking this and that

I stated say no to premarital sex

If women wise up in this age

And say no to it

You are helping yourself

Untill he is married to you

If not you are OYO

As long as she is a virgin. If another guy has been there before me, e no work.

Amunethseranu:
Come and shut it my son... Earth has been boring because maggots called humans where created instead real creations.
Joy , peace , justice , truth , bravery and happiness has eluded earth because creation worst than animals and trees were created foolishly and termed humans.
Yes I am always bored not even sex with miserable tiny dick accursed maggots nor ur low spirited liquors can change that and nothing will ever make me happy except seeing 98%( except my light workers ) of you creatures worst than maggots wipe out of earth forever and red serpents restores peace and real spirituality on my mother's planet .
Miserable Mags !!!

Lol

Amunethseranu:
... This is my secret and those who follows sisterfire might have such secret about dreams.


1: Know it that dream its ur own world no one has it but u , things u see are events stored in ur brain in the beginning of ur soul existence which might be 2,000,000yrs ago ( I know u are below 50yrs today in ur recent existence ) ,so when u sleep they keeps u busy just like screensavers keeps our computers busy .
2: because I'm of full light I can pop out wings to fly in my dream,turn to stone sensing dangers , turn to snake or scarier monsters to scare a dull monster besides things u call monsters are E.T beings from ur past .
3: When a man deprieves me of sex because he is jealous ( I normally make men in my life jealous to keep them on check ) I go to my Dreamworld to get one , Sometimes I hardly see humans to fvck but blue and red creatures without dicks but discs but they have to suck me until I dry out when I wake up I feel calm that's the nature gift

Etc

bia can you shut up that your smelly depraved demon mouth? cho cho cho cho cho... everywhere saying things that are just a figment of your imagination and you convince yourself it is real so that your life can seem less boring. happy hallucinating.

Amunethseranu:
I can smell pastors 1000miles away... Well done soldier of Jehovah the laughing stock of all immortals. Blind maggots

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Amunethseranu:
...Pastor I am Runésh I say things an average nephilim will say and people you call demons are Anaks created to clean, wash and cook in the house of Jehovah aka Satan my dad and when model 6ft humans were created they helped in trapping you in sulfur netherrealm.
Sorry Today I am a human known as Viviane ,check me out on Instagram.

have you taken your drugs. you and your dad can get lost.

Amunethseranu:
... Why will he reach u in secret when everyone learns from answered questions, u must be a pastor that's how little u behave.

I'm not a pastor, but I am a son of Yahweh. His energy level has increased and his i is vibrating at a higher frequency now, portals are being open to him, he need needs to aware of the entities in there, and he needs to kill fear if not he will be shut out.
He need to know how to maintain and increase his energy level. Ive been through what he is going through, there is war in the atmosphere he needs to be on the right side, so we can contend with the entities in the realms. He could become a casualty if he doesn't get sound guidance.

I see you may be a little knowledgeable about that realm, because you asked about moon.
In my early ascension days, I was taken above the clouds and I saw plenty moons. About six or so, so I know it was a planet...i hope you are not this demonic new age aquarius nonsense preachers...that like to call nonsense long names that demons give you. I hope you have experiential knowledge and not just what you have read.

If you want you can reach me on WhatsApp and I'll tell you more....ask for my number if you want.

Generalwoodz:
The room was steamy and erotic and the energy around our sweaty bodies superb...

I was on top of her. The feeling flowing from me to her was all good feelings filled with undiluted passion...

Her body lay on my bed wrangling like a snake in a hot bath tub. The curves of her waist was seducing. Her heavy breasts fulfilling. And her vagina tasting almost like a honey pot.

It was the best feeling ever. Nothing can ever be compared and I wish it could last for eternity.

But then I cum and all the good feelings/vibes developed wings and eloped.

Leaving a placid dick in its wake. Plus, a heart exuding nothing but a dose of hate to the goddess next to me in the bed.

The goddess wanna rub her hands on chest but I'm like No! Leave me alone!

I hate you sex. Sorry, I love you sex. No! I hate you sex.

In other news: I'm in search of LinkedIn account to buy

Why do you have to buy one, why can't you create one? Just asking.

Kandas:
Kindly ignore the old site: cbtservices.online as it'll not submit no matter how many times you try.

Stick to the new cbtservice.online
Once it logs you in and you take the test, it submits and shows "Exam taken".

Keep trying until it's your batch.

Oga so na 6:30 you dey drop this post. You no get clock for house?

oyewale0001:
When did you get yours?

Thursday

oyewale0001:
Have not received any email.

I applied for Superintendent Cadre

I heard some mails bounced back and they are looking for ways to reach others through maybe sms, but they arestill sending emails.

thankfully I got mine.

oyewale0001:
Have not received any messages and I also applied.

have you received an email? and what category did you apply for?

vincenteger:
Some have received

You should be looking for past questions now

Do you know anyy personally that has received?

Where can I get the past questions.

Abeg, cos I heard they would start sending emails from yesterday.

we call each other baba....that one is enough.

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SultanOfAbia:
not true

how so? look around you.

haybhi1:
Honestly! This is the fact!

Look dear Igbos, I'm tired of this our back and forth. We don't have that appetite for constant dragging you so wield.

First off, listen, no one stole your mandate. Obi came distant third. Nigeria is a multicultural society and so multipronged effort is needed to be its custodian. Tinubu was the only candidate who successfully did this, as also reflected in the results. He never ruled your state prior, to have warranted this hate you've spread to the rest of the tribe. In fact, he ushered you lot into his government, as a Lagos governor.

In related light, I say, on Yoruba's behalf, we're sorry, if you think we wrong you, although undue, but necessary. This is to bury hatchet and maybe to keep your belligerence
in check. A typical Yoruba just want to be happy, live well, grow and do faaji. We're tired and can't match your combative energy, so we concede. We want to go back to peace abeg, evidence is how we always marry your women and treat them well, and provide you with profitable environment in our lands. We no get wahala. Stop to dey bring am give us.

Make una biko please allow the next four years to be calm abeg.

there is no peace without justice, is it you that will tell us that no mandate was stolen as if we dont have eyes....if tinibu will rule us he has to do it by force, because he will face attacks and ridicule from all angles we cant accept him. swallow your apology, the only apology nigerians need is Obi getting his mandate back.

They don't feel safe around short men.
But a lot of women would date short rich men, because the money would keep them safe.

All these hoes want is security.

Go and learn cyber security or any tech skill, apply for remote jobs. Apply to foreign organisations. Except you want to go there and constitute nuisance.

Even if person DM you, you no go believe say no be scam.