₦airaland Forum

Let me re-introduce myslf, I am 'Count Ladislas Draculia'. . . U ain't scared, are u?

U Ageist! ! !
13? No way!

I can swear u're 22.

@ topic
Hey! What about my kind? I mean the 'skinny-muscled' people. Don't we deserve some 'attractees'?

Answers to questions r usually 'yes', 'no' or 'I don't know' (neither). . . I'm in the 'Neither' category.

Chilli Pepper 'll do the spicing trick. . .

@ Gab
Old enuff to walk without diapers. . . Young enuff for chocolates. OMG!

@ Toyosi
MYB!

. . .to bypass restrictions.

They don't av to force you, but the consequences can't be ignored in most cases. . .yours 4 example.

@ Sisikilll
Your score: 10/10
U said it all. . .

'I Love U', like a poster earlier stated is the passcode to. . .

I tot they meant the same tin. . .

I tot they meant the same tin. . .

Islam is somewhat like that. Ever heard of 'Jihad'?! Or the 'Crusades' perhaps. . .

Pardon me, but Islam & The Catholics av a means of restricting ur beliefs which made me switch.

Una Religious Laws na wa o! Religious extremists are present in 9ja but they don't have any influence the country's laws. Though Islamic Laws are used to pass judgements on erring believers in some parts.

Gaby, lyf hard oh! Ur secret e-admirers wan chop me raw 4 dis section. Well as 4 ur religion, it's good enuff to believe in GOD first of all but how you want to serve HIM should b ur choice to make.

As 4 we in 9ja here, nobody has ur time, besides on conversion u get to be treated in a special way sef.
U should see the hustle for believers/converts. . . I almost returned to Islam last year but . . . GOD knows what held me back.

He's a Nigerian na. He wan tel u say he love u. . . Tufiakwa!

GOOD LORD! ! ! Abeg oh! I beg all of una in the name of whomever una dey serve.
I always 'passed thru' the Romance section without making posts until my favourite thread in the Phones section was deleted.

Na so una dey run tinz 4 here?! In about 24 hrs I've bin called an 'ode' and a 'mumu' unnecessarily. I'll let it pass though, cos I'll link these unnecessary insults to jealousy.

I hope U & eyonigger don't die of whatever is eating y'all. U guys can chew my nuts if u like. . .


Olorun! Ma jè ki awón aiye yon mi je o.

Nice thread. . . 50-50.

Having choices leads to confusion and thus indecision.

I think a Woman should only have:1. A cute face, nice physique, and great physical attributes.
2. Fear of GOD & reverence for her male counterparts.
3. Some brain, a forgiving spirit & the strength to move on (when necessary).

The result r not 'musts'. . .

@ Grizzly
I don't really knw about mosh's mobile site, but I knw that for u to download from their web site, u'll av to 'Right click' then 'save as'. . .etc

Try using their mobile/wap site, I guess they av one.

@ Heatfusion
Hmmn. . .
I didn't mean 4 it 2 b a new topic, the problem's from my mobile device. It happens like this when it takes too long to respond.
It actually posts 'Replies' as 'New Topics' when the signal fluctuates.
Hope u undastand, thanks anyway. . .

Hahaha. . U ain't got a problem man, there's nothing wrong really.
Let her find out about that u ain't good in English rather than 'tell' her. . .
Ur post seems alright and fine to me. Abi u dey fear?!
Beta go 'anyhow' or u'll lose her man. Besides chics 'check' dudes and (mis)communication is like #4 on the check list. So beta express urslf in 'your' best way (and not hers) making sure she undastands u. Goodluck Man. . .

Hahaha. . U ain't got a problem man, there's nothing wrong really.
Let her find out about that u ain't good in English rather than 'tell' her. . .
Ur post seems alright and fine to me. Abi u dey fear?!
Beta go 'anyhow' or u'll lose her man. Besides chics 'check' dudes and (mis)communication is like #4 on the check list. So beta express urslf in 'your' best way (and not hers) making sure she undastands u. Goodluck Man. . .

@ Gab
U funny sha. . . So u r a chorister as well? How nice!
Well, that's much of a reason for going 2 church. As 4 me, religion is more than just music. . .it's Life!
Yeah, switching 'faiths' ain't that easy. . .but it's not so hard either.

It's a tin of the mind really, cos where u practice/worship doesn't matter 'much'. It might sound stupid though, but when I was a Catholic (by faith), I worshipped in the mosque (just to please my Dad). . .

I didn't say my gf oh! I said my 'ex-gf'. . .
Truth is, I don't know her ID. . .she's e-stalking me.

It's normal to believe a few doctrines of other religions. I'm in same shoes, cos I enjoy some Hindu doctrines as well.
But u shouldn't hold on to a religious faith just because other people do. U should excercise Freedom of Religion, cos it's ur right (except in the lands of 'em extremists).

Sure is! I spelt it that way so that she won't understand when she reads it cos she's kind of a retard . . .
Too bad ur last post just gave me out. . . Guess I'll av 2 gear up & get ready 4 d 'beet-inn of my Liphe'. . .

Just like Islam, it wasn't 4 me. Seems it's working for U. . .
Well I attend a Pentecostal Church sha. . .cos it works for me.

Glory to Jesus, Honour to Mary.

@ Gab

U don quick convert am to 'Love of my Life'. . .na 'Loff of my Liphe' Oh!

My ex-galfriend dey NL Oh! U want make she beat me up?!

Was born a Muslim, infact my name stinks so much of Islam.
Well, as I grew older I began my search for 'my true religion'. . .cos Islam just wasn't it. My parents were cool with it anyway so I started from African Traditional Religion to different Christain denominations which includes the Catholic church.
I left the Catholic church two years back sha, so I guess I'm that makes an ex-catholic.

I feel u Bro Tonye but I beg to differ. . .
Infact the 'handicaps' shouldn't get married to themselves.
How can a blind couple live alone?
How can a crippled couple get along?
U r only saying this cos it's ur sister who's involved with a handicap.
U sure won't be speaking like this if u were handicap (GOD forbid).

About ur sis' bf's illness, he should've expressed himself in ink & paper.

I used to have your perception on this compatibility issue but believe me a proper analysis will make u have a different view.

@ Gab
Everything is in ur house! I fear who no fear oh! But u r stil the Loff of my Liphe sha.

GOD 4give U! Me na ex-catholic sha, but I still gbadun the religion, besides I still got my rosary on my neck. . .
I'm Proudly Nigerian, not half, quater, one-third or one-eight.
So only u come from all those races? I wonda wat ur skin colour 'll be like. . . U stil be d Loff of my Liphe sha!

@ The Loff of my Liphe

GOD forbid those turban-tying, country-bombing, world-terrorising islam extremists. . .
My Lebanese ancestry is frm ma momma, but since ma dada's Nigerian, I guess I'm Nigerian too. . .
So u Malay huh?! Funny enuff, u sound more 9jan than eva.

@ The Loff of my Liphe

GOD forbid those turban-tying, country-bombing, world-terrorising islam extremists. . .
My Lebanese ancestry is frm ma momma, but since ma dada's Nigerian, I guess I'm Nigerian too. . .
So u Malay huh?!

Sorry oh! Baba Analyser. . .