₦airaland Forum

@ Gab, The Loff of ma Liphe

So u're Jamasian? Well, I'm Nigarab. . .
Let's mix cultures & come up with some Nigasians & Jamarabs. . .

@clones
Too bad, just too bad. . .
Anyways since we can't meet thru d internet, we sure will thru the outernet.

It has once been said,'All dogs dey chop shit, na the one wey use am rub mouth na im dem dey catch'.

So in the real sense 'All' men cheat (or so they say) but only those that get caught are labelled as cheaters.

I ain't a cheater though. . .

It has once been said,'All dogs dey chop shit, na the one wey use am rub mouth na im dem dey catch'.

So in the real sense 'All' men cheat (or so they say) but only those that get caught are labelled as cheaters.

I ain't a cheater though. . .

Wetin do ur boyfriend na? Ain't he 'delivering'?
Hmmn. . . Talk 2 d thread starter maybe he might 'consider' reducing the minimum age required.

Looooooooool. . .
I'm Lebanese actually. . .

Whicheva! Whateva!
Jamo, Chinko, Arkatè. . .
I don't give a damn!
It's u dats d Loff of my Liphe. . .not ur pic!

Whicheva! Whateva!
Jamo, Chinko, Arkatè. . .
I don't give a damn!
It's u dats d Loff of my Liphe. . .not ur pic!

@ Gaby

U don't mit d age requirement only?!

That kinda means that u . . .

1. R a Sex idol.
2. R Sex starved.

Sorry too

@ Gaby

U don't mit d age requirement only?!

That kinda means that u . . .

1. R a Sex idol.
2. R Sex starved.

Sorry too

Huh?!
One person, two personalities?!
It has to be d Jamo pic. . . I guess.

Afta u go talk say I yeye pass U. . .

@ poster

Sorry.

@ Gabrywyl

U kinda luk lyk Lauryn Hill. . .

@ gabrywyl a.k.a Loff of my Liphe

Yaaaaay! Rape! Wow! As long as they use protection. . . 'Down Syndrome Beavers'?! E no mean sha, as long as they can distinguish beauty from. . .

@ clones666 a.k.a antichrist clone
Guy! U had d results of ur poll already, y do u want to claim my Gabrywyl given glory? So u want to be raped ehn? Male Ashewo! I'll report U to ur galfriend!
By d way, how is my friend? (Ur Sis) Tell her to pick up a NL ID. . .A.S.A.P!

Opium
I've always suspected that dude!

It happens in almost every major city. . . The east in particular.

Not 'all' guys! Still few though.

As 4 their ego, they are giving it out for a mess of pottage. . .

I knew it! U simply wanted to be encouraged 'To take a bow'. . .
Gudluck in ur Ultimate search! Besides, it doesn't have to b a Nigerian guy. . .

It's normal Dude. Just work ur way up to her. . .

Lock up the kitchen!

@ post
Seems to me that you seek encouragement rather than advice. . .
'Everything depends on U'. . . Put this in mind and you'll choose right my dear.

The glory will be yours if u succeed, so also will be the shame if u fail (GOD forbid). . .

U'r choice should be dependent on U & ur partner. Two 'solution' techniques available are:
1. Do the Dare.
2. Take a Bow.

@ moyola & dani
Una chemistry b lyk physics. . .no nid 4 english.

@ topic

My dream girl is one girl that I see in my dreams regularly.

@ smoooth
I second ur post. Hence, my view 'Love is non-existent'. . .

Looool @ all. . .
Y una dey ignore me? I said I'm one of the men that loves gab!

An example of a guy that said he loves gabrywyl. . . ME!

@ gabrywyl
Wait oh! Not yet! Ma profile pic is ugly & outdated. . .

I'll start a controversial topic which'll require I post a new pic. . .

ROTFLMAO!
@ spiked cylinder
Please don't kill me with lafta. . .

@ topic
It's been happening in 9ja, since the late 90's. . .

That's why they 'love' you instead. . .

@ topic
Loool. . .
Stick wit ur gal man. . .Gud tin she loves ur personality ova ur looks. Cos beauty is only skin deep. . .
P.S: What is ur point by the way? I've actually been posting without a 'goal'. . .
Analysis:
Ur gal says u're ugly when u sure ain't. Aftall the Nairaland poll says u're cute.
Gabrywyl even did a 'private' poll. . .which also made u an 'adonis'. If u want to know whether u r cute, well here it is 'YOU TOO FINE SEF'. . .
So what's the catch?

Yeah! It's lust & love. . .

Maddy, magotty, stupiddy. . . Hear urself. U sound as stupid as u are.
Wateva punk! U can as well chew ma nuts.

Proposed Solutions to ur 'problem':

1. Kill ur sis or her bf (both of 'em perhaps).
2. Make ur sis deaf & dumb like her bf (this'll strike the balance u always wanted)
3. Pray that her bf regains his sense of speech & hearing (tìs' gonna make ur sis the happiest being on earth)
4. Kill urself (this'll make me the second happiest being, next to ur sis)

U 'handicapist'!

:d