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Thank You!

No advice! Go insane peacefully!!!

davidif:
whiteroses
As incredibly stunning as you are, if you were single and i said hi and after 3 sentences, if i am not feeling you. I would leave you on the spot and be on my way. It just ain't worth it, not even if you are Jessica Alba. You don't treat people like crap.


He might be ugly but he definitely has a point. No matter how cute you are, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE A LOTTTTTT HOTTER THAN YOU OUT THERE.
besides, he probably got more girls than you and i can ever have despite not looking like Reggie Bush.

. . .not in this life or in the life to come. . .

Hehehehe. . .See question! Mumu!

The only thing wrong with one night stand is this thread. . .

yoged:
@keyne, no b m na dat punk luvola coz it, @lamba lamb.congratulatn dude.welcome 2 unilorin, @ LUVOLA D HATERZ, BITCH NIGGA DO BITCH TINZ, YA A BITCH, AND YA A HOE, U dis punk u'll die slow, u ar even confused,next tin 4 is 2 jump in2 an ocean, u tink ya get d MAGIC MOUTH sayin unpleasant tin of ya life about unilorin but i BURRIED U ALIVE wit my MAGIC WAND, expectin your comment u dis SON OF A BITCH, F**K U, RIP LUVOLA

ROTFLMAO!!!

Who are all these and what are they saying?!

Terry G's - Testing Microphone is the best till date!

Simple story. . .Sanusi is a piece piss of pork!

Mine is 3Gig/month. . .

Sorry to say but Angolan gals are the best!!!

Poster died in a mudslide. . .

davidif:
@poster

Girls are like buses
Miss one, next 15 one comin’ - Gucci Mane

That ugly dude!!!

Solo. . .

Una dey mad?! For where Wayne Rooney dey. . .

Which Somali girls?! Have u seen the gals from Angola?!!!

Chai! See Orobo Lie!

If she doesn't want to listen to you, use SLAPS, KICKS and PUNCHES. . .

and KNOCKS.

Not to forget FLYING KICKS. . .

Damoche10:
I need a quick answer/advice to this puzzle. I went visiting my gf(girlfriend) and we got talking, she told me how she met her long time friend (male). She tod me they actually dated and called him by name Akeem. That name got stuck in my head. She told me the guy is now married bla, bla, bla, the exchange numbers which I think was a normal thing.

A few days later (yesterday) she came to my house and as I was surfing the internet on the black berry phone I gave her as a birthday present, a call came in , she stored the number of the caller as " AK   S heart". Her middle name starts with an "S" and AK could mean Akeem. When the ringing stopped, I checked the number of the said Akeem I stored on my phone and noticed that it is the same number that called her phone. A lot went through my head, With this I must confess that I feel she is double dating.

Nairalanders, what do u think?

That translates as "Akeem Sweet Heart". . . Sorry though.

The Guy = Mugu!

Did the gal or her parents ask for his help ni?! Let him have it in mind that her loyalty et al can never be his, even if he buys her the world. Well sha, e no kuku concern me. . .

Lesson learnt from this post is 'Life Hard Oh!'

iboboi:
am 20 and ok but i don't know how to tell a girl i love her,most times i find myself in between girls who are really tripping for me but i cant approach one,i cant say am shy. just dont know what to do, there is a girl a have wanted to be with but don't know how to tell her,i talk to her over the phone but when i try i find myself speechless. WHAT DO I DO??

20 what?! Years old or months old?!

At 20 I don give gals belles. . .

. . .he was either kidnapped or drowned when crossing from Spain to Morocco. . .

_{That's what I heard sha. . .}

Na small pikin wey never fit make decisions. . . Leave am or . . .

sexybabes:
I've been out the dating game for 6 months and wasn't planning to go back any time soon. I met this guy couple of days back. He is very much interested in me, he is charming, handsome and nice . I kinda like him, and even considering giving him a chance but the problem is he almost look alike my ex boyfriend, his smile, the way he speaks(so soft) just like my ex boyfriend.
Now guyz I'm confused if i should go out wit this guy or its a recipe for disaster.

. . .go 'in' with me instead. . .'ll get u past ur EX(es)

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Men have an issues with friendship.  .  .the platonic thing rarely works for them thank goodness for my friends.  They always wanna take it to another level when they start to feel more. 
I have friends who are important to me, who i'm happy are in my life, but that's it.  I want the friendship and there is no next level. I've made it clear.  Just because i call you sweetie doesn't mean i wanna have something more with you.  If you can't deal with it, you are free to go.  Despite their (friends) importance - i'm very good at cutting ties.  Life is too short for nonsense and stress.  I no like stress jare.  There are many fish in the sea for them.  .  .goodluck to them

On communication.  The article is right.  People aren't really adept at reading body language Worse is that they can be dense or practice selective hearing/reading.  So it's best to shoot it straight and clear like a bullet straight for the head or heart [/color]

Your friends are either made of plastic or wood, or they're fagilicious!!! Abi you no fine ni?!

Hhdiue uhde opwp ncbsja owjeo nnzuwo lpoap aedisiu

CrazyMan:
Good write up czarskit; I guess I've learnt the same as well

Nice. . .no be only me afterall. . .

,mama-gee:
;d ;d

Drink when thirsty and pee when pressed. . .

Gabry:
I DISAGREE!

Y u no go 'misagree' without reading. . . Funky bunny. . .

smooooooth:
never trust them girls, the holier they look, the more suspicious u shld be

take your opportunities when they come, or else 2morrow they brag u never got a chance

is not everthing in skirt that you must climb, some will only pull your reputation down

treat a lady nicely, even if u going to pay for her service, its gentlemanly

when u find a good girl, try as much as possible to keep her, cos they hard to find.

10/10

iice:
[color=#9900ff]yes. . .after salem witch trials, humans are pretty easy to read

Seriously though, it's just about people. . .being in a relationship doesn't necessarily change them. [/color]

I beg to differ. . .

Negro_Ntns:
By design, man was not created to be content with one girl at a time. Our nature is in consonant with the laws of creation and reproduction when we act in accordance to our designed role. The harmony resulting from that consistency brings about a therapeutic well being that adds to the total quality of life. On the other hand, resenting and denying the basic needs of our nature to create on the other end a newly evolved society in which the family unit has been casted, sacrificially so, as a symbol of social justice and equality between the genders is not only ignoble. . .I will declare that this inequity, where a man is socially pressured to have and mate with only one female at a time is a leading contributing factor to the problems of global warming.

I hail oh!

9iceX:
For like 7 months of our relationship, all we do is talk on phone, talk along street. Neva a moment in the room wit each other, not for what u think but at least, i need 2 feel d togetherness and feel loved.
Invited her over to my bunk seems like trying to lite up a wet wood, so i decided 2 call it off.
, I stoped calling & texting her, but neva told her what she had done wrong. 3wks now, no communication, Did i broke up d rite way?

Yes! You broke down the wrong way!

Girls cheat because 'Variety is the spice of life' . . .

A little 'mixture' isn't dangerous. . .

Donvilo:
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Eat when hungry. . .

lonelypal:
;DMr Gigolo,seems u ve had it all, the bad, the good and d ugly, lol

. . .and the Slutty.

puskin:
Some true CRAZY talk.
I concur with U in all points.

In addition. . . . . . . . .

Never keep them too near and neither too far away from U.

You can't live with them and you can't live without them.

Thank You jare. . .

iice:
[color=#9900ff]LMAO!
What have i learnt? Nothing that i've not always known [/color]

. . .preconceived knowledge, abi?

eyonigger:
czarskit, first post ever to be seen by you. However you can impress your girl, but never make it a consistent act.

. . .hmmn. . .

Four Years & Six Relationships have taught me the following:

1. One girl at a time is just right but a couple more will add to the fun (and troubles).

2. Money makes 'relationships' go round & girls come around.

3. Never believe that you are the only 'one', afterall she ain't the only one either.

4. When she's fed up, you can only postpone the break-up date; you can't make her change her mind.

5. A girl can only be replaced by yet another girl.

6. Hate it or Love it, we can't do without the 'other'.

7. Never try to impress her, you'll worsen the situation.

8. Once there, you can always return there (if you know what I mean ).

9. Always have a 'spare' handy (unless you can predict accidents).

10. Lastly, keep in touch and she'll remain in touch as well.

What have you learnt? . . .