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Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 9:56pm On Oct 27, 2009

No! I take orders from no one. . . _{tell your driver to park well}

Forum Games › Re: Sexy! Cute! Funny! Dumb! Other by D1KeleVra(m): 9:52pm On Oct 27, 2009

journey?

to where?

are u goin to use groundnut pod or broom? grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 9:51pm On Oct 27, 2009

shattap thia! conductor n!gga grin

Forum Games › Re: Sexy! Cute! Funny! Dumb! Other by D1KeleVra(m): 9:46pm On Oct 27, 2009

winchie? _{na u talk am for u prof. ooo!}

Forum Games › Re: Sexy! Cute! Funny! Dumb! Other by D1KeleVra(m): 9:29pm On Oct 27, 2009

femi?

Forum Games › Re: Sexy! Cute! Funny! Dumb! Other by D1KeleVra(m): 8:38pm On Oct 27, 2009

cute. . . _{i hope} grin

Forum Games › Re: ╚►Kiss! Bleep! Hug! Or Pass!◄╝ by D1KeleVra(m): 8:38pm On Oct 27, 2009

hug

Rap Battles › Re: Aquaman Vs Mykali by D1KeleVra(m): 7:33pm On Oct 26, 2009

mykali:
kelevra, i aint lieing.
i'm just about to send my verse to eldee
i said it before that i was suffering a writers bloc,
but i just was able to squeeze some lines out for this battle
challenge me if u think i'm scared

just playin man. . . don't mind me tongue

was into the battle thing b4. . . until lalaboi organised one that hasn't surfacd since then

Romance › Re: My Wow Experience Lol by D1KeleVra(m): 7:27pm On Oct 26, 2009

dunno!

Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment (remix) by D1KeleVra(m): 8:38am On Oct 26, 2009

Which kin person be this? _{And i ain't talkin 'bout the person in the pic} undecided

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pix! by D1KeleVra(m): 8:36am On Oct 26, 2009

surveyProf:
@Kunbee, u mean u can't remember my favourite Dat's not fair, anyway j.rice. How was your weekend sweetheart?

Short form? Like V.I or somn'? tongue

Forum Games › Re: Sexy! Cute! Funny! Dumb! Other by D1KeleVra(m): 1:46am On Oct 26, 2009

bringin sexy bark grin

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by D1KeleVra(m): 9:46pm On Oct 25, 2009

Photocopy. . . ko easy!
There's too much to copy, u goin' run outta ink
so, don't u jock my sh!t, u goin'make the thread stink
This chick's blushin 'Pink', like "D1 You make me sick"
and u folks is blushin pink, your frail, your hearts is weak
My delivery's outstanding. . . i mirrored U.P.S
That's 'cos I keep the power flowing just like UPS
I've got family that's real, we stay true-to-us
You's just a phoney K-legged n!gga, your just du-bi-ous
This sh!t is off the top fo' real. . . and sh!t I made a kill grin

Rap Battles › Re: Aquaman Vs Mykali by D1KeleVra(m): 9:19pm On Oct 25, 2009

mykali:
didnt see this till today.
how about i submit it tomorrow.
went to church, watched a lotta matches, didnt have time to write.
just do me that favour aight?

u can lieeee! lol u dey fear ni? grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Countries And Their Police [how They Look Like] by D1KeleVra(m): 11:17am On Oct 25, 2009

E no fit pass 90Naira? tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pix! by D1KeleVra(m): 6:28am On Oct 25, 2009

It's funny jo! Clear!

Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment (remix) by D1KeleVra(m): 6:25am On Oct 25, 2009

[i]hot[/i]ness monster

Forum Games › Re: Stupid Questions - Add Yours If You've Got Any by D1KeleVra(m): 12:29am On Oct 25, 2009

Amigoz:
I think that is a legit question

@op

R Kelly sang I believe I can fly, so Y did I land on my face when I tried to fly from my rooftop as I sang that song?

They should just ask. . . do u know what u were thought. . . and we'd chorus "yesssss!" grin

@Topc

Can fat people go skinny-dipping? tongue

Forum Games › Re: Stupid Questions - Add Yours If You've Got Any by D1KeleVra(m): 12:10am On Oct 25, 2009

Why do i have give the answers to test questions when the teacher know them? huh

TV/Movies › Re: Who's The Best James Bond And Who's The Worst? by D1KeleVra(m): 10:39pm On Oct 24, 2009

'nuff said cheesy

Forum Games › Re: ╚►Kiss! Bleep! Hug! Or Pass!◄╝ by D1KeleVra(m): 9:56pm On Oct 24, 2009

hunt

Forum Games › Re: ╚►Kiss! Bleep! Hug! Or Pass!◄╝ by D1KeleVra(m): 9:03pm On Oct 24, 2009

i'm cool. u?

Forum Games › Re: ╚►Kiss! Bleep! Hug! Or Pass!◄╝ by D1KeleVra(m): 8:53pm On Oct 24, 2009

give in!

Jokes Etc › Re: Going To Rome by D1KeleVra(m): 8:49pm On Oct 24, 2009

[quote author=bashy_demy link=topic=46495.msg4785187#msg4785187 date=1256294338]The hairdresser go vex die ahahha[/quote]not really. . . you see, the hairdresser doesn't give a flying fvck

Jokes Etc › Re: The Monkeys Question by D1KeleVra(m): 8:46pm On Oct 24, 2009

clear jo! na only Somolu ajekpaki like u go know grin

Forum Games › Re: ╚►Kiss! Bleep! Hug! Or Pass!◄╝ by D1KeleVra(m): 8:45pm On Oct 24, 2009

maim. . . voodoo style

Jokes Etc › Re: The Monkeys Question by D1KeleVra(m): 12:10am On Oct 24, 2009

Me know plenny! I even know where Blessings Drive is grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 12:08am On Oct 24, 2009

it's just so hard not to laugh. . . i mean, their expressions are so unrealistic. Like they ain't tryin. . . no motivating factor is the cause. And the director's. . . how can someone, a lady, be recalling an event that happened 10 years ago and still have the same hair do. . . i think it's either we're being punked or they just don't care

Jokes Etc › Re: The Monkeys Question by D1KeleVra(m): 11:45pm On Oct 23, 2009

ohok _{i knew that} tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 11:44pm On Oct 23, 2009

Yup! Every time i see some part of some Nigeria movie, i laugh. . . why? Not like it's meant to be funny r nothn. . . even the "best " actors are wack. . . to me tho

Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 11:30pm On Oct 23, 2009

KAI!!!! Never in my life! I'm avoiding all Nigerian movies. . . until they become aware that movie making is a serious act.

Jokes Etc › Re: The Monkeys Question by D1KeleVra(m): 11:28pm On Oct 23, 2009

u told me to gerrout

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