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Jokes Etc › Re: The Monkeys Question by D1KeleVra(m): 8:32pm On Oct 22, 2009
wink wink seems to be the latest trend
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 8:32pm On Oct 22, 2009
wey them? shocked
Forum Games › Re: ╚►When I Meet A 9ralander!◄╝ by D1KeleVra(m): 12:36am On Oct 22, 2009
buy her a drink
Jokes Etc › Re: The Monkeys Question by D1KeleVra(m): 9:07pm On Oct 21, 2009
i don't know what to think sad
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 9:07pm On Oct 21, 2009
yels smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: Countries And Their Police [how They Look Like] by D1KeleVra(m): 7:41pm On Oct 21, 2009
ok. . . purely useless info. . . but ok sad
Forum Games › Re: ╚►Kiss! Bleep! Hug! Or Pass!◄╝ by D1KeleVra(m): 7:37pm On Oct 21, 2009
Amigoz:
oya come hia, plenti hugzz cheesy
thnk u jo! cheesy

@Topic
hug
Jokes Etc › Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by D1KeleVra(m): 7:36pm On Oct 21, 2009
No mind the poverty-stricken, danfo-driving, armed robber. . . he just dey blab cheesy grin
Jokes Etc › Re: My Encounter With A Prostitute. by D1KeleVra(m): 7:29pm On Oct 21, 2009
sylve11:
shatap! who i see for Allen last night? angry grin cool
Why do u always ask me useless questions boy? Do u hav a low IQ, or ur just plain demented? cheesy grin grin tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by D1KeleVra(m): 7:05pm On Oct 20, 2009
hehe good news for a broke ass like Sylve grin grin tongue abi Benjamin, u sef dey rejoice?
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 7:00pm On Oct 20, 2009
correct as soon as poss. smiley
Forum Games › Re: ╚►When I Meet A 9ralander!◄╝ by D1KeleVra(m): 10:06pm On Oct 19, 2009
i am legend grin
Forum Games › Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by D1KeleVra(m): 10:05pm On Oct 19, 2009
Amigoz:
He 4got his feathers
the chicken was a she tongue i suppose the forgotten 'feathers' was a feathered Love Machine
Forum Games › Re: ╚►Kill! Spare! Or Kidnap!◄╝ by D1KeleVra(m): 10:03pm On Oct 19, 2009
gag, bind then maim with a spear grin grin
Forum Games › Re: ╚►Kiss! Bleep! Hug! Or Pass!◄╝ by D1KeleVra(m): 9:04pm On Oct 19, 2009
cheesy^^^ how far na? tongue hug me jo!
Forum Games › Re: ╚►When I Meet A 9ralander!◄╝ by D1KeleVra(m): 8:12pm On Oct 19, 2009
Epi:
lets chat on webcam
NO!!!! grin hehehe tongue just playn
Forum Games › Re: ╚►Kiss! Bleep! Hug! Or Pass!◄╝ by D1KeleVra(m): 8:11pm On Oct 19, 2009
hugz
Jokes Etc › Re: Pix Talk by D1KeleVra(m): 7:50pm On Oct 19, 2009
romsky:
Kerewa e go beta but na wetin u dey do 4 VI?
i dey find somthng smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: The Monkeys Question by D1KeleVra(m): 7:49pm On Oct 19, 2009
even when it's highly recommended by a controversial physician huh sad
Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment (remix) by D1KeleVra(m): 7:44pm On Oct 19, 2009
Caught sleepin grin
Forum Games › Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by D1KeleVra(m): 7:43pm On Oct 19, 2009
Epi:
yea wink wink grin grin
naughty chide! grin
TV/Movies › Re: Who's The Best James Bond And Who's The Worst? by D1KeleVra(m): 7:42pm On Oct 19, 2009
hehe cheesy mess up tongue
Forum Games › Re: ╚►Kill! Spare! Or Kidnap!◄╝ by D1KeleVra(m): 7:41pm On Oct 19, 2009
spare wink
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 7:38pm On Oct 19, 2009
clear! i'm coming thru tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by D1KeleVra(m): 7:34pm On Oct 19, 2009
sylve11:
DYNAMOKIEV, how did u get here? Did someone leave your cage open? shocked shocked shocked cool
Yes. . . in the civilized world, we call it a bank vault. That's why i'm freshly dressd tongue
Jokes Etc › The Italian Lawyer by D1KeleVra(op): 11:04am On Oct 17, 2009
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, 'Ask him where the 10 million bucks he embezzled from me is.'
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is.
The bookkeeper signs back: 'I don't know what you are talking about.'
The attorney tells the Godfather: 'He says he doesn't know what you're talking about.'
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and says, 'Ask him a gain!'
The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: 'He'll kill you if you don't tell him!'
The bookkeeper signs back: 'OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens !'
The Godfather asks the attorney: 'Well, what'd he say?'
The attorney replies: 'He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger.'
Jokes Etc › Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by D1KeleVra(m): 11:03am On Oct 17, 2009
. . . and ur an old school spermatozoa. . . afraid do do some work grin tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 10:37am On Oct 17, 2009
I will, as soon as u enter under bridge
Jokes Etc › Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by D1KeleVra(m): 10:31am On Oct 17, 2009
jamace:
Whosai? Wetin concern Camel with cameleon?
quession!
Forum Games › Re: ╚►When I Meet A 9ralander!◄╝ by D1KeleVra(m): 12:17am On Oct 17, 2009
hug
Forum Games › Re: Sexy! Cute! Funny! Dumb! Other by D1KeleVra(m): 12:06am On Oct 17, 2009
dunno!
Jokes Etc › Re: My Encounter With A Prostitute. by D1KeleVra(m): 10:29pm On Oct 16, 2009
Shattap! u prostitute! grin tongue

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