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clemcykul:
Once a monkey always an idiot

hehe. . . you shey?

Ben20001:
dickele that was tight

monkeys above and below me.

but na u pass them. . . u still dey try do am.

pass

Seriously. . . those lines? you can't be serious.

Pardon! You say?

bY THE TIME i FINISH WITH U, U NO GO FIT CHOP.

Come on Ben!

Sylve. . . you tell me to shut up again. . . ever in ur life, and ur dead. Period.

THE AIR HAS BEING SO TENSED OF LATE BECAUSE OF

THE DEATH AF A GREAT MAN, MJ.

HE SURE WILL BE MISSED.

LETS LIGHTEN THE MOOD SHALL WE .



READ ABOUT THE SIX TRUTHS OF LIFE,







Six Truths of Life:


1.       You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.



































2.       All Monkeys, after reading the first truth (above) will try it!


































3.       And discover that the first truth is a lie!



































4.       You’re smiling now because you’re a Monkey!



































5.       You will soon forward this to another Monkey!!

































6.       There’s still a stupid smile on your face!!!


I received this as a mail and thot i'd share it with the monkeys of NL. . . Sorry about this cos I’m a Monkey too and I needed company!!!!

*whistles off tune*

Clem. . . shut up!

hug

dig a hole

now we need a true psych doc

tyty. . . too much caffeine? easy please. . . I heard Syvle talking about recruiting u as his assistant in his recession progressive council. . . u might want to be sober for the election

somehow i doubt that. . . seeing Syvle is present

shaaaaaat. . . .

clemcykul:
shatap!

miscreant like u!

that ur slippers wey no get straps. . . u dey laff person shoe _{well i guess the topic says you must laugh}

shut up and sit down Ben. . . and please zip up

cbase:
Your Personal Ass abi?

assistant, yes. are u the new guy they said was coming? _{WTF HeadQuaters can do better than this} *dials a private number*

pax

pass

kai! stop that. . . which omokhomo kid? i go vex o!

pass

sexyLeamon:
A kid walks in on his parents doing the dirty dirty. The boys father looks at his son, winks, and begins to pound the boy's mother even harder.

The next day, the father walks in on the boy having sex with his own grandmother.

The boy looks at his father and says, "Not so fucking funny when it's your mom, is it?"

hehehehe!

[quote author=*Shentz* link=topic=187555.msg4172536#msg4172536 date=1247349599]Any size can be a rubbish collector but you can be a wrestler!  [/quote]ooh ooh! TripleH, , ,

eh! Policeman in pink

[quote author=*Shentz* link=topic=187555.msg4172490#msg4172490 date=1247348931]Rubbish collector[/quote]big man like me?

militant

maishai

suya man

orange seller