Mmmmmmmh. . . Child ke?

Why u denying our baby?

Tessy so u r d mother Dani-kongis

Mother of Dani-Ko?

Buahahhaha. . . No mind Dikele, he's a bit unwell

what's he suffering from?

Recession of the mind; seeing imaginary babies, and you are helping him by seeing imaginary Dani-kongis

lol, u no well

dt speak lik dat to ur niece . . . . . . . _{.u knw she is butiful and u can alwys trade her}

@ Sylve; Btwn u and I who is not well?

Lolabbey:

dt speak lik dat to ur niece . . . . . . . _{.u knw she is butiful and u can alwys trade her}

Aunty where have you been? For almost three days you haven't been around Why do you do this to me?

@Teissy

If i am a bit unwell. . . why'd u say yes in the first place?

I did? Look, I can't remember jor; maybe you hypnotized me or something

too much forming jor! *strolls off to watch a movie*

Which movie, cartoon network?

“Home from the Air Force”
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour unaccompanied to Shemya, Alaska. The first night he got home, he exclaimed to his wife, "Honey, I want you to know that I haven't wasted all this time alone. Instead, I've mastered the art of mind over matter. Just watch this!"


And with that he dropped his trousers and shorts and stood before her in his altogether.


"Now watch," he said. Next he said, "Dick, ten-HUT!"

And with that, his dick sprang to full erection. Then he said, "Dick, at EASE!"

And his dick deflated again.

"Wow, that was amazing," said his wife. "Do you mind if I bring our next-door neighbor over to see this? It's really something else!"

The guy responded that he didn't mind at all, since he was proud of what he had accomplished. So the wife goes next door and comes back with a delicious looking woman who got this guy's full attention! After a brief pause to take her in, he said, "Now watch this." Then he said "Dick, ten-HUT!"

And the dick sprang to life. Then it was "Dick, at EASE!"


But nothing happened. So the guy again said, "Dick, at EASE!"

But still nothing happened. So the guy now says, "For the last time, you son-of-a-bitch, I said AT EASE!!"

Still, nothing. Well, the guy was embarrassed and ran off to the bathroom. His wife made excuses for him and then joined her husband in the bathroom, where she found him masturbating.

"What in the world are you doing?" she asked.

The guy says, "I'm givin' this son-of-a-bitch a dishonorable discharge!"

Are you the one rating the jokes on this thread? This "dAnI" sef

teissys:

@ Sylve; Btwn u and I who is not well?

Aunty where have you been? For almost three days you haven't been around Why do you do this to me?

some questions cannot be answered but can be decided. I guess u know what i mean?

Nooooo! I won't allow deciding in this matter; she's my one and only aunty

D1KeleVra:

too much forming jor! *strolls off to watch a movie*

August Rush actually

[b]A Really Bad Day with a bad joke
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison." [/b]

Lmao

sexyLeamon:

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison." [/b]

Lmao

rotflmao

Like damn!!!

MJ last wish was to be painted black before being buried

When Farrah Fawcett died and went to heaven God told her she could have one wish. She wished for all the children of the world to be safe, two hours later Micheal Jackson died.
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The fact that Obama wasn't present at Michael Jacksons funeral proves once and for all that president Obama doesn't care about white people!

Q, What's the definition of indefinitely?
A, When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you're in, definitely!

sexyLeamon:

A kid walks in on his parents doing the dirty dirty. The boys father looks at his son, winks, and begins to pound the boy's mother even harder.

The next day, the father walks in on the boy having sex with his own grandmother.

The boy looks at his father and says, "Not so fucking funny when it's your mom, is it?"

hehehehe!