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Jokes Etc › Re: First Time by D1KeleVra(m): 1:52pm On Jan 12, 2009
romade:
Gabry d guy no point finger at u nah

na u be Dayo?
Ur just a very smelly piece of tampon, wetin D1 be?
Jokes Etc › Re: First Time by D1KeleVra(m): 12:38pm On Jan 12, 2009
romade:
direct code dayo
wut u mean?
Jokes Etc › Re: First Time by D1KeleVra(m): 12:22pm On Jan 12, 2009
just quoting Curious Noises in Angry Kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrX3zwdplAw&feature=related
Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by D1KeleVra(m): 12:08pm On Jan 12, 2009
mehn! slide back, get scratch out and blackout like Kiwi the noir polish,
u aint real, u spent out, like cig. butts, spit at u, n get extinguished.
Jokes Etc › Re: First Time by D1KeleVra(m): 11:56am On Jan 12, 2009
@Topic
uuuh! ahhh! mmmm! uuhh!
Jokes Etc › Re: Words by D1KeleVra(m): 11:26am On Jan 12, 2009
embarassedFor real man! Why u gats to be gutter-trash? Serial Killer! wanting peeps addresses tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Words by D1KeleVra(m): 8:34pm On Jan 11, 2009
la la la. happy nu yurr, , , im still accepting Christmas gifts o! Its never too l8. tongue
Music/Radio › Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by D1KeleVra(m): 9:35am On Jan 11, 2009
Ibime:
Hehehe. . . . that line is madness. . . . I just got it, despite hearing that track several times.
Mehn! I feel Jays the maddest when it comes to subliminal punchlines, there's a lot that goes unheard by peeps. . . im'ma get back with few.

But for starters one nice punchline that really hit was. . . "im not a businessman, im a business, mehn!"
Car Talk › Re: Nigerian Car Names by D1KeleVra(m): 7:22pm On Jan 08, 2009
Nissan Carry-Go tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by D1KeleVra(m): 6:53pm On Jan 08, 2009
Attractive 'Milk'

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by D1KeleVra(m): 5:52pm On Jan 08, 2009
Ahead Of All

When I snap, you crack, b!otch, 'cause i pop your top
I kick back in your bed, with your girl on top
I feel so. . . comfy here, yea, go preach this word
I feel i.m Usain Bolt, this is nothing but sport
I see you gaspin for air, but you can.t reach me now
I see youre short of breath, you goin need C.P.R
Hola, La Generale! In this battle for ranks
In this major genera, I.m the Major General
I don.t take the top spot, I fill the entire slots
Bosses boss, not King of Kings, Jesus holds that spot
So I pay homage mehn!, at the Holy Sepulchre
Strangle you weaklings, get cleansed at the altar
I.d alter you D.N.A, reconfig. your body.s spleen
Make it store all your fear, like Knox, I'd make you squeal
Since I earned the top spot, Five Mics! GOLD! i.m squeaky-clean
making shrill noises son, you ain.t never rhyme clean
Reconfigin' torsos, the ranks, i.m called The Head
Ventriloquist, insight, time-traveler, Ahead of All. BLAM!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by D1KeleVra(m): 4:17pm On Jan 08, 2009
Yea, and mean. smiley
Music/Radio › Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by D1KeleVra(m): 3:51pm On Jan 08, 2009
"I'm about a dollar, what the f_ck is 50cent?" - Its Hot - Jay Z.
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by D1KeleVra(m): 1:25pm On Jan 08, 2009
studio43:
c'est la chose la plus sourde-muette you' ; le VE jamais fait sur le Nairaland. je jure.
Your French is a wretch.

Man weiß nie, du mal benimmst dich. Das stimmt doch, oder??
Car Talk › Re: Nigerian Car Names by D1KeleVra(m): 12:53pm On Jan 08, 2009
HIROSHI:
Why is everyone forgetting the world famous Lagos commuter yellow bus: Molue?!
The molue is the. . . .

D1KeleVra:
tongue Hummer Agbero tongue
Forum Games › Re: Guess The Job Of The Person Above You. by D1KeleVra(m): 12:48pm On Jan 08, 2009
stripper grin
Forum Games › Re: Guess The Job Of The Person Above You. by D1KeleVra(m): 9:06pm On Jan 07, 2009
Choir Master
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by D1KeleVra(m): 9:01pm On Jan 07, 2009
From me to Y'all tongue

Forum Games › Re: Between Your Legs: by D1KeleVra(m): 8:59pm On Jan 07, 2009
The Last Kiss Between Your Legs
Forum Games › Re: Guess The Job Of The Person Above You. by D1KeleVra(m): 8:56pm On Jan 07, 2009
babalawo
Jokes Etc › Re: Isnt It Strange ? by D1KeleVra(m): 8:55pm On Jan 07, 2009
Aint it strange that a NEPA man stays behind at work to turn the lights out by 3am undecided sicko!
Car Talk › Re: Nigerian Car Names by D1KeleVra(m): 8:32pm On Jan 07, 2009
tongue Hummer Agbero tongue
Nairaland General › Re: Please Do Accept My Letter Of Apology by D1KeleVra(m): 6:10pm On Jan 07, 2009
huh
Car Talk › Re: Nigerian Car Names by D1KeleVra(m): 6:06pm On Jan 07, 2009
Toyota Camcorder
Nissan Porsche
Porsche Boxster Boxers Pant  tongue
Honda Elementary
Range Rover Vogued
Peugeot 419 tongue
tongue Mercedes Lens
Kia Minima
Kia Anima
Ford Copycat
Ford Follow Follow
BMW 19Series tongue
Lincoln Perforator
Keke Obama  cool
Mitsubishi Talent
Jokes Etc › Re: Roflmao By Migines by D1KeleVra(m): 5:56pm On Jan 07, 2009
Harry NewMas! Migines
Nairaland General › Re: Please Do Accept My Letter Of Apology by D1KeleVra(m): 9:06pm On Jan 06, 2009
na u be that kind mumu buttie. im part of the creame de la creame, im of royal blood mehn! blue blood.
Nairaland General › Re: Please Do Accept My Letter Of Apology by D1KeleVra(m): 8:57pm On Jan 06, 2009
them dey look face o! i be buttie na. na only agbero like u n banky them no dey disturb. tongue
Rap Battles › Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by D1KeleVra(m): 5:45pm On Jan 06, 2009
a lil response to the last flow on this thread. . .

i always say "please don.t take it personal"
coma comes as a blow, but hey! i.m medicinal
and since Christmas' gone, there goes the festivals
liked the tic-tac-toe thing, but the game.s over
bend over as this boss' floss takes the game over
its real life soldier, ur meat, in the midst of me,
came, saw and left? homie i defeat all
this ain.t lyrical exercise, my muscle don.t even twitch
but my brain's twitchin tho, spillin the illest sh-t
ain.t no cat-fightin mehn! but u might need a stitch
flow.s cold, mic.s hot, it.s raw  wheneer' i pitch
bad dog, bite y.all, stay home, there.s martial law
the savage, u veggie, cabbage, my leash is GONE!
jack-6, tekken, so i rule with an iron fist
signing, a million hits, urs truly, a blacksmith.  kiss
Music/Radio › Re: Lyrics Plzzzz by D1KeleVra(m): 4:40pm On Jan 06, 2009
from the hunter, when he escapes. tongue
Car Talk › Re: Nigerian Car Names by D1KeleVra(m): 4:38pm On Jan 06, 2009
@Topic
Yotoya Ninja tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: I Want To Consult A Nativedoctor For My Visa Interview by D1KeleVra(m): 4:25pm On Jan 06, 2009
Travelling to chad and having the inablility to digest garri are not very proud achievements, come back in 2010 after u been to Niger Republic. tongue

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