₦airaland Forum

U dey vex o!

Grizzly:
The sexier, The Dumber
No be me talk o! I read am for book

well not in all cases.

dunno

Dont be jerk, always use ur sense.

Hajiya Meshai

it means fooling/messing around.

NO!

U should make an album so that ud get relief donations.

Gabby, horsing around.

hehe! Those who do that must be batty boys. 

sylve11:
lol, ur bad mouth na service park 2.

u taught him.

lol. na who be Vista?

@Topic
Guinea Fowl

gabrywyl:
Hey! Thats cool naaa!!!    So like this, I will sing and you will feature in your rap in it so it will be Gabby fea D1Kelevra withe HIT song I love to Shait~! OH COOL!!!! 

Start wetin? U no like ma song? 

That na Grammy-worthy song. Tear down the the uk n us charts.

clemcykul:
my firewall is finding it difficult blocking ur over rated stupidity!

Ur firewall stupid na! its just immitating its user.

romade:
i got new socks

u see no one luvs u. they got u socks that has been stitchd over n over.

dani1luv:
huh
Tomade
nah true

u best ask his clumsy!

romade:
dont get it twisted luv is a biutiful tyn

. . . until ur fat ass falls in it and breaks it.

Na him go no say person no dey wear pant.

gabrywyl:
Whoeva want to take Toyosi ma darling sista out, they have to go through an Interview with Gabry first and than they have to pay up!

baaabe! interview? _{its true sha, dating girl na hard work} My résumé is lengthy, it will take u time to go thru it. the interview can be skipped.

@Topic
My wrath causes a ripple effect.

tani e?

Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. I have some Nigerians up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They are swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, and they've got Maggi sauce and Ogbono soup all over their robes; hamhocks, Isi-ewu, Cow-feet and Bokoto bones are all over the streets of Gold.

Some folk are walking around with one wing, they have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There are soda bottles all over the clouds, some aren't even wearing their halos, saying it doesn't fit with their hairstyles."

The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let's call the Devil."

The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? What the.! , !, hold on one minute." The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello Lord, what can I do for you?"

The Lord replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there."

The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and put the Lord on hold.

After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Okay, I'm back. What was the question?"

The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"

The Devil said, "Man, I don't belieee, hold on, Lord". This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes.

The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. These Nigerians put the fire out, and now they are trying to install air conditioning! They even bribed my guys!!"

baba agba :p

@tONYE
u don't SEEM QUITE YOUNG. . . MR.THINKIN MAN

tytylayor:
i go play saheed osupa and paso wonder, no worry

HABA! U BE ORGANISER? I ASK U?

"WHAT" is in your front?

it seems Toyosi's the cutest.

@Topic
Funny

Come test me, I never cower
For the love of money, son, I'm giving lead showers
Stop screaming, you know the demon said it's best to die
And even if Jehovah witness, bet he'll never testify, D'Evils,

Jay-Z - D'Evils

hehe! broke ass!

@Topic
NO!

U sure say this party no go get agbero for there? I hope u go play correct gbedu o! we no want all them agbero music o!

It aint gay, prick. 
Aint u heard of a man-bag? i've got a leather bag. . . they are called Murse.
Its a nice fashion accessory guys should consider.

Romade na another species of man.