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Jokes Etc › Re: First Time by D1KeleVra(m): 11:46am On Jan 15, 2009
I am officially apologising for dissin a family, it would never happen again.

D1KeleVra:
Na me take the guy family portrait passport photo. tongue
Better. Right?
Jokes Etc › Re: Funniest Person On Nl Jokes Section by D1KeleVra(m): 11:40am On Jan 15, 2009
Haba! Thats completely inappropriate angry Ben keep ur pencil in ur kpata.

Guy why u dey call me Dickele na!
Jokes Etc › Re: Funniest Person On Nl Jokes Section by D1KeleVra(m): 11:22am On Jan 15, 2009
*collects plank and whips all the moderators* tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: The Doctor messed The Woman With Style Eh Eh by D1KeleVra(m): 11:19am On Jan 15, 2009
u wan try kidnap monkey? what special skills has he got? backflip? all monkeys can do that? who go pay the ordinary monkey ransom?
Celebrities › Re: Who Is The Sexiest Girl On Nairaland? by D1KeleVra(m): 11:18am On Jan 15, 2009
It looks like a cross breed of Clement and Gabby. . . tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Words by D1KeleVra(m): 11:16am On Jan 15, 2009
mehn! Clement they love u oooo! cheesy
Forum Games › Re: ╚►Will You Eva Date D Person Above U?◄╝ by D1KeleVra(m): 11:15am On Jan 15, 2009
nopes
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by D1KeleVra(m): 11:15am On Jan 15, 2009
[quote author=tonye-t link=topic=208095.msg3343332#msg3343332 date=1232009203]@ D1KeleVra, lmao, u r damn funny

ok, do u still remember this ambulance your uncle-in-law was rushed into the hospital?[/quote]Guy! we had to get out half way to the clinic, and carry him on our shoulder. We got there 30mins b4 that damn ambulance. Anyhow sha! my "uncle-in-law" dey fine, him no loose too much blood.
Jokes Etc › Re: First Time by D1KeleVra(m): 11:11am On Jan 15, 2009
romade:
dat was so bad of u angry
And why is that?

clemcykul:
@dikelewateveVra

nice stroking cool
Bops, no dey let computer think for u, its better if u type urself, its been tried tested n approved.
Jokes Etc › Re: Funniest Person On Nl Jokes Section by D1KeleVra(m): 11:09am On Jan 15, 2009
*farts in his mouth*
Fashion › Re: Dudes;can You Rock Bags As An Accessory? by D1KeleVra(m): 9:22am On Jan 15, 2009
[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=216772.msg3341036#msg3341036 date=1231966281]Man bag, Man-purse, Murse or whatever you call it straight up gay.

If you are a student like the bloke in the picture, then its understandable.
If you are beckham, then cool
If yo have a good reason for slinging one, then cool.

But if you are going out for drinks with the fellas, and you sling a bag, then you better check your sexuality.
If you sling a bag to the club, then you are fudge-packing fo sho.
If you sling a bag to church, then there really is a problem somewhere.

I say its GAY simple. angry[/quote]Thats just straight up contradicting. If it's "cool" n "understandable" how's it end up "gay, simple"?

I doubt anybody in his right mind would carry a bag, whether its a man-bag or a school bag or a briefcase to a church, club or a hangout. . .

. . .but if that happens, well that's straight up NUTS.
Jokes Etc › Re: Funniest Person On Nl Jokes Section by D1KeleVra(m): 9:19am On Jan 15, 2009
Down syndrome clown below Gabby tongue
Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment. by D1KeleVra(m): 9:06pm On Jan 14, 2009
sean tafirat tongue
Forum Games › Re: Guess The Job Of The Person Above You. by D1KeleVra(m): 9:05pm On Jan 14, 2009
Soothsayer
Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment. by D1KeleVra(m): 8:41pm On Jan 14, 2009
who dey bluff?
Jokes Etc › Re: Funniest Person On Nl Jokes Section by D1KeleVra(m): 8:39pm On Jan 14, 2009
studio43:
sharrap dia grin
u no well. tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Funniest Person On Nl Jokes Section by D1KeleVra(m): 8:31pm On Jan 14, 2009
dani, u should try it tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Funniest Person On Nl Jokes Section by D1KeleVra(m): 7:26pm On Jan 14, 2009
dani1luv:
So where re u locatd @ nw

D1
u also @ abj
Yea i'm in Abj. NYSC. Finishd with MSc in Archi. last year.
Jokes Etc › Re: Romade Has Just Declared Himself A Male - Sounds Stupid Abi? by D1KeleVra(m): 7:25pm On Jan 14, 2009
sholabanke:
okay
we no dey fight
Def. not.
Jokes Etc › Re: Romade Has Just Declared Himself A Male - Sounds Stupid Abi? by D1KeleVra(m): 6:58pm On Jan 14, 2009
i just dey play. smiley
Music/Radio › Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by D1KeleVra(m): 6:50pm On Jan 14, 2009
The watch face so blue like it's holdin it's breath
Can't see me skill for skill or check for check
It's the bow tie flow dog, I bring it to your neck
Live and correct I will bring it to your set

Jay-Z - Hovi Baby
Jokes Etc › Re: Romade Has Just Declared Himself A Male - Sounds Stupid Abi? by D1KeleVra(m): 6:49pm On Jan 14, 2009
i nor dey vex. u don tire?
Jokes Etc › Re: Funniest Person On Nl Jokes Section by D1KeleVra(m): 6:48pm On Jan 14, 2009
hey! im an architect too. in Abj.
Jokes Etc › Re: Romade Has Just Declared Himself A Male - Sounds Stupid Abi? by D1KeleVra(m): 6:28pm On Jan 14, 2009
dani1luv:
You again callin me fowl
And so? What can u do about that, but crow.
Jokes Etc › Re: First Time by D1KeleVra(m): 6:26pm On Jan 14, 2009
Na me take the guy family portrait photo. tongue
Forum Games › Re: Guess The Job Of The Person Above You. by D1KeleVra(m): 6:23pm On Jan 14, 2009
photographer
Forum Games › Re: Guess The Job Of The Person Above You. by D1KeleVra(m): 6:10pm On Jan 14, 2009
IRS Secretary
Jokes Etc › Re: First Time by D1KeleVra(m): 6:07pm On Jan 14, 2009
who dey talk to u? I know say u nor dey vex, u be fowl. tongue
Music/Radio › Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by D1KeleVra(m): 6:04pm On Jan 14, 2009
Yo, you could buy Jaz spittin', hospital, son admit it
Rip your lips off, kiss my ass with it
Slap bitches, got Marshall Maths [printing]
Weed, X, and the acid tabs did it
I'm "What's happening?" with no "Rerun"
Doc Rob "Deniro" when the "Heat" come
My barrel hang out the Camaro
Aimed at the nose of them hoes it's hard to breathe from
Flash the gat, your town, bogardin'
Your wallet, your chain the main target
Beef is like cold engine, don't start it
Bust in the air and hit a airplane pilot
We clowned you, rap surround sounds around you
From ten speed and brown shoe
Doc and Eminem, cock the M & M
Blood flows with 2Pacalypse and them

Redman - Off the Wall
Jokes Etc › Re: Romade Has Just Declared Himself A Male - Sounds Stupid Abi? by D1KeleVra(m): 6:02pm On Jan 14, 2009
romade:
r u naturally a foul mouthed boi or its a habit u picked
I know: Im a boy, ur a fowl, a foul mouthed fowl. tongue

dani1luv:
Confused again
as for u, may confusion not be ur portion. u big lipped fowl.
Fashion › Re: Dudes;can You Rock Bags As An Accessory? by D1KeleVra(m): 5:39pm On Jan 14, 2009
Prick! U need to take somethings lightly. tongue
Celebrities › Re: Who Is The Sexiest Girl On Nairaland? by D1KeleVra(m): 5:32pm On Jan 14, 2009
Either which way the sexier the better tongue

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