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Jokes Etc › Re: A Letter To Imam Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab (just A Joke) by D1KeleVra(m): 3:38pm On Feb 18, 2010
huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(op): 1:47pm On Feb 18, 2010
Madam, them send u? sad huh
Jokes Etc › Re: I Beg O Oooooooooooooo by D1KeleVra(m): 1:46pm On Feb 18, 2010
This place resemble romance section? You don miss way. . . go back 5miles, take the first left. . . not the right smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: How To Make A Girl Scream by D1KeleVra(m): 1:43pm On Feb 18, 2010
i don't know what u mean sad
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Trading Centre [Usernames For Sale!] by D1KeleVra(m): 1:40pm On Feb 18, 2010
coolguyz:
in your dreams i guess? hv u taken usual shepe shot this morning?
Why u go dey ask this drunk such a question? sad
Jokes Etc › Re: Life’s Tough When You’re Stupid by D1KeleVra(m): 1:39pm On Feb 18, 2010
erm. . . yinka where u dey find all these jokes wey u dey resuscitate?
Jokes Etc › Re: Pied Piper by D1KeleVra(m): 1:36pm On Feb 18, 2010
cheesy nice joke lol. . . tyty maybe yinka just figured the joke out yea? grin tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Ibo Man In Hell by D1KeleVra(m): 1:33pm On Feb 18, 2010
sad
Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 12:28pm On Feb 18, 2010
huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(op): 11:01am On Feb 18, 2010
^^ Exactly. . . u're such a whiz-kid
Jokes Etc › Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(op): 10:31am On Feb 18, 2010
Another Joke before Ben comot him key smiley

A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath, he asked, "Please may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later". The nun agreed.
A moment later two military police ran up and asked, "Sister have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, huhHe went that way. "
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under the skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq. "
The nun said she understood completely.
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs."
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls,  I don't want to go to Iraq either"
Jokes Etc › Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(op): 10:18am On Feb 18, 2010
Adam said he was feeling lonely and asked God for company.
"I was thinking of making you a woman," said God.
"What is a woman?" asked Adam.
"Nearly a man, only curvier," said God, "and also sweet, caring and loving and at your beck and call. She will be an inspiration to you."
"Gosh," said Adam, "how much will that cost?"
"An arm and a leg," said God.
"What could I get for a rib?" asked Adam.
Jokes Etc › Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(op): 9:55am On Feb 18, 2010
na me u dey threaten? cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 9:42am On Feb 18, 2010
I paste last grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: For the most prettiest on Nairaland. . by D1KeleVra(m): 9:31am On Feb 18, 2010
cheesy This Benedicta is goin' be one fwugly lad. . . sorry lady
Jokes Etc › Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(op): 9:29am On Feb 18, 2010
[quote author=Ben-10 link=topic=399745.msg5536174#msg5536174 date=1266481158]WE COMMENT ON EACH COPIED AND PASTED JOKES AND NOT TO CHAT. cheesy

Dickele more, pls. . .[/quote]I resemble olodo ni?
Jokes Etc › Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 8:08am On Feb 18, 2010
*it's don jazzy again*
Jokes Etc › Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 10:28pm On Feb 17, 2010
huh what are y'all ranting on?
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 10:26pm On Feb 17, 2010
no
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Trading Centre [Usernames For Sale!] by D1KeleVra(m): 10:26pm On Feb 17, 2010
sad
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Trading Centre [Usernames For Sale!] by D1KeleVra(m): 9:19pm On Feb 17, 2010
Touts! huh
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: For the most prettiest on Nairaland. . by D1KeleVra(m): 9:18pm On Feb 17, 2010
wtf. . . people still go to silverbird? sad
Jokes Etc › Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(op): 9:15pm On Feb 17, 2010
huh bleedin gorillaz. . . i said no chattin. . . what tha heck mheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen! tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 9:14pm On Feb 17, 2010
huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 9:13pm On Feb 17, 2010
sad
Jokes Etc › Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 6:08pm On Feb 17, 2010
[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=142251.msg5531038#msg5531038 date=1266414571]e don tey wey i knw u as a liar nw. undecided

sharappp dia! angry

U're nt capable enough embarassed[/quote]don't ever tell me to shattap! angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 6:07pm On Feb 17, 2010
mykali:
you want to find out?
come closer . . .
hmmmm??
NO!! smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(op): 2:39pm On Feb 17, 2010
Guy! i said no chatting angry i'm only redistributing jokes. . . that ain't copy n paste grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 2:38pm On Feb 17, 2010
I don't know what wankk means smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 2:32pm On Feb 17, 2010
huh u well so?
Jokes Etc › Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 2:24pm On Feb 17, 2010
[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=142251.msg5530819#msg5530819 date=1266412832]shocked shocked shocked hw will i come wen am alone  huh grin[/quote] cheesy the big V device na grin

studio43:
Dikele is on drugs,  No need arguing with him
Not true sad

mykali:
he didnt blurt nuffin. you'se the one insinuating he's gonna do the wankk bizniz.
maybe you should create yo' own website  grin
You said it mhen. . . i was on a diffrnt roll with my comment tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 2:17pm On Feb 17, 2010
I know book o! smiley

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