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 Jokes Etc › Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(op): 2:13pm On Feb 17, 2010 |
Feel free to paste jokes here all ye who have no humor and resort to copy and paste  DO NOT CHAT ON THIS THREAD OR I GO VESKRev. Reinhard Bonke came to Okuokoko village in Delta state for a convention. He mounted the podium and started preaching the gospel. Barely 10 minutes into the sermon, he noticed that the congregation was not catching up seriously. He called on the nearest man (Akpomiemie) and asked him why they were looking blank. Akpomiemie answered “sir, dem no understand your big English". Reinhard Bonke thought for a moment and then asked Akpomiemie for assistance. This is what ensued: Reinhard Bonke: "As it is written in the bible" Akpomiemie: "As dem yarn for bible side" Reinhard Bonke: "Jesus entered the boat with his disciples" Akpomiemie: "Na im Jesus fall inside canoe with him pallies" Reinhard Bonke: "As the boat was sailing there was a great storm" Akpomiemie: " As the canoe dey remove na im yawa come gas" Reinhard Bonke: " the storm was so great that it was like a whirl wind" Akpomiemie: "the yawa na die so tay kasala burst enter" Reinhard Bonke: " the disciples became so afraid and they shouted master master" Akpomiemie: "na im liver drop him pallies, dem begin hala bros bros" Reinhard Bonke: " Jesus got up and calmed down the wind" Akpomiemie: "Na im Jesus standa come arrange the yawa" Reinhard Bonke: " He turned to his disciples and said, oh ye men of little faith" Akpomiemie: “Na so Jesus look him pallies, shake him head say UNA FALL MY HAND " Reinhard Bonke: “the disciples replied and said what manner of man is this? Akpomiemie: him pallies come hala say sho, Bro J, which levels? , YOU BE WINSH?" |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 2:03pm On Feb 17, 2010 |
that would be studio. . . i'm shocked that he'd blurt somthng like that out in public, u know  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 1:02pm On Feb 17, 2010 |
How e take be my experience? No be y talk say u dey alone for ya room? And that the action nor go easy?  studio43:? ? ? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 1:00pm On Feb 17, 2010 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Trading Centre [Usernames For Sale!] by D1KeleVra(m): 12:58pm On Feb 17, 2010 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 12:56pm On Feb 17, 2010 |
That's gross mhen u alone in a room. . . vaseline? an adult magazine? . . .action nor go easy. . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 12:54pm On Feb 17, 2010 |
abeg |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Trading Centre [Usernames For Sale!] by D1KeleVra(m): 8:02pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 5:58pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
Wetin Dani fit do wey Ben no fit do? Both of them be men na  |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 5:55pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
I just dey warn u . . . u no fear |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 5:36pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=373124.msg5524869#msg5524869 date=1266333470]Oshodi goat![/quote]Watch ur |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Intenet Slang by D1KeleVra(m): 5:36pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
| i see. . . i guess u are |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 4:15pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
Benson, i had greater things to look up to. . . i once over-heard the cleaners call u a hardened-criminal  Dinner? Spaghetti. . . why? u wan come tiff am? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 4:06pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
I very much doubt the principal would liaise with u to steal chalks, dusters n other writing materials to sell outside the school premises |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 3:49pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
. . . and what made u the 'wealthiest' student. Theft! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Pix Talk by D1KeleVra(m): 3:40pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
What would he do? Bite me?  |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 3:37pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
| Don't hate mhen. . . u should have read ur books and payed more attention to ur environs when u were younger |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 3:31pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
who else? Lemme see. . . the monkey sitting beside him and the baboon waiting to attend to them |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 3:30pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
| where have all my fellow intelligent people gone today? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Pix Talk by D1KeleVra(m): 3:28pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
Dani |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Hhaaaaa! by D1KeleVra(m): 2:06pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
erm! erm!! u lucky say i no support violence |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Intensive Care Unit by D1KeleVra(m): 2:04pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
oh! don't worry, that face was for no one in particular. . . just had non to say |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Intenet Slang by D1KeleVra(m): 2:03pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
| na why u come dey shout? u think say na market u dey? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Hhaaaaa! by D1KeleVra(m): 1:52pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
sweetliet no vesk me o! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 1:46pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=373124.msg5523816#msg5523816 date=1266324168]no am nt, any job 4 me [/quote]I don't employ third-class lowest sorry |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 1:43pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
. . . and my face from ya neck? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Hhaaaaa! by D1KeleVra(m): 1:42pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
^^my error. . . but well, lemme see. . . depends on many variables ranging from the weather to the Nigerian economy to politics to my wealth amassing n chieftainship title |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Intenet Slang by D1KeleVra(m): 1:39pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
them dey call this kin person crook. . . shey? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 1:39pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
e mean say my face resemble ya neck |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 12:51pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Intensive Care Unit by D1KeleVra(m): 12:51pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Newspaper Gaffes by D1KeleVra(m): 12:49pm On Feb 16, 2010 |
:d |
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