₦airaland Forum

cyndy1000:
Quite true just like the story on Literature section titled Yourba Demon

share me the link to the story.i wanna read it

PMB is still threating IPOB

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Then Bleep and die na

Even if he wins the primary me and my house will never vote PDP

I'm not hating oh but it cant happen in Public universities.
Government university question:Who is the first person to drank zobo
Private universities question:What is the name of your university

All of you that promised to buy your mother Aeroplane when you grow... How far una never grow?

The only person a woman attentively listens to and obeys sincerely and does exactly as he says is a photographer otherwise if you're not a photographer sit down and be strong.

one of my female friend in oko state polytechnic said that her boy flend lives in rondon and he will come back this clismass, mehn i nearly fainted for express road

One Aboki just called me. I come tell am say na wrong number. D Aboki called me back dey ask me if I know d correct number

I attended a burial of my friend's grand father yesterday but their tradition is that, at every burial ceremony, an old man would come out and announce the next person to die, so this old man said the first person to leave the burial ground will be next to die... since yesterday we are still at the burial

I seriously need to stop listening to people's conversation in a taxi... I nearly followed someone home just to hear the rest of the story

..Some Nigerian police be like. Oga , Where are u going with only singlet in this rain...,, U want cold to catch u so u can rape someone daughter Abi ..... u are underArrest..

I started fearing weed, when I saw my neighbour's son dancing to the sound of my generator.. When I switched it off he asked me who sang that song ? Because I was afraid he would beat me , I answered " Yamaha featuring Petrol"

Wen u pay ur child school fees (N450,000) through a mobile app, and in d next 2 minutes Airtel sends u a message saying "You have successfully subscribed to129,000GB valid for 8years with d sum of NGN450,000. Thank u for choosing Airtel." ....The witches in ur village will just whisper..."is awa work oo softwork. .

To those gals flexin with big buttocks...
Remember that TV with big back's went out of
fashion too...
Flat screen now rock!

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perez100:
Dead thread! Afonja thrash! It was Igbos that killed those Corpers after 2011 Presidential elections in the North and not your Hausa Saints. It was Igbos that killed 12 innocent Anambarians holding family meeting in Adamawa State in 2013 and not your Hausa Saints. It was Igbos that beheaded Gideon Akaluka in 1995 and Gloria in the North and not your peaceful Hausa Saints. It was Igbos that have been bombing churches and killing people unprovoked in the North and not your Hausa Saints. The list continues and Igbos have lost over 3000 people in the North from 2011 to 2015 with properties destroyed but never retaliated yet hypocrite like you does not see and appreciate it.

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I have been owing airtel 3months now... They just called my MTN line to ask why I've been dodging their calls.. The thing shock me) Who gave them my MTN number

ehie:
The only accepted vioence in Nigeria is against Christains and non Northeners, lol, Joke of a country.

And you're not a christian but chirch goer

smartty68:
Ask your grandfather. Now step aside and lemme through

Oponu oshi

AmadiAba:
You have the video and you still shout fake story?

You case is beyond remedy

mtcheeeeew ipod slave[s]

AmadiAba:
You have the video and you still shout fake story?

You case is beyond remedy

mtcheeeeew ipod slave[/s]

AmadiAba:
You have the video and you still shout fake story?

You case is beyond remedy

mtcheeeeew ipod slave

Cooly100:
Woe betides the Afonjas who have been jumping up and down, unless they are like this guy in the pic. Or else they will suffer the same fate, once the almajiri receive instructions after today's jumat prayers...

woe betides you and your descendants

saintikechi:
biafra shall be free

Biafra was never bound before your hates speech caused these

MizAijay:
The normal Nigerian girl don't have numerous boyfriends so don't be silly ok?

Then prove me wrong

TheEminentLaity:
Then how was she your girlfriend? My friend go and sleep. She just trying to get to you ... let go of the salt too. You are most likely the only one with a grudge ... she is getting laid and naming beautiful babies. Guess who becomes grumpy and gets the wrinkles in the end? You're damn right!

She offered me sex but i don't trust her and i'm a kind of guy who don't put condom in my wallet that's why i didn't have sex with her

aolawale025:
IPOB didn't hurt nobody. Why haven't the army been dancing in Benue to catch murderous herdmen for instance. Or even dance in sambisa forest

Ipob hurt the northrrners in Aba

IamFranco:
Let the whole world know that Nigerian Army triggered their guns first. We have been pushed to wall and we MUST surely rebounce.

mtcheeeew.Go to the street and say that not nairaland

They sang war songs but they never live to witness it.l'm sad

All liars will go to hell fire. op you know your destination if you ....kpai