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sleemoon:
Badoo

Chairmanzie


Your head is there

Elparaiso:
I should not be saying this but dude if you ever contest for president, I would vote for you

Oooshe Baddest, Gracias ,

Despite all the slander, blackmail

Argebe still making tongues wag

Na God catch am




Police , sars, CID dey always do like say them be God

I intentionally borrowed 3000 , my call plan is trutalk

They won't block me until i pay back

but since i borrowed i load 100 if i need to call , which gives me 200 talk bonus

if they block me, I am porting, keeping my number but not owing new network

Best crime ever

bwahahahahaha


Lion just ate elephant , he's not greedy

RIP Little girl

[size=14pt]LIKE IF LAFF WAN TEAR YOUR BELLE [/size]

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck..

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5lbs as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10lbs program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10lbs as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25 lbs program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine."

He lost 33 lbs that week..

Doesn't change the fact that he's corrupt and endorsed corruption

Copied not invent

Insult him all you want Sanusi is more of a cure or therapy to Nigeria than several other political office holders



. Tell us more Emir, let's burst their balls

Same same

jealousy gejlousy

So , next thing is to tell us he was a mule


Gget sense small abeg

Even if you dream am say Biafra win the war, Na bad dream














it can never happen

it was interesting until you called someone a photoshoot governor

Must you blame someone that high on food chain ?

click clack










Gbosaaaaaaaaa

he killed english

lolest

Yesterday when someone created a post about Soldiers and customs officers raiding rice stores , i wrote a comment , i said stop pretending as if you are not talking about Buhari


Now , another OP is asking if Buhari actually authored the social media bill


Leave Buhari alone

I am sure Orji Uzo Kalu will deny this statement , but meanwhile , best comment ever

He said: “Those boys are right, they have a right to demonstrate, but not violent demonstration, not killing soldiers because if I am a Commander- in -Chief, and you kill one of my soldiers, I will kill everybody. You cannot kill soldiers. You cannot kill police. You have a right to say no, we want our own Republic

Obasanjo style

APC is one , anything else is a farce

stale

Lord have merzy

Another country seized Biafran flag, tore it and burn it because they considered it as an act of militancy


If that country ''Biafra actually existed , it is considered an act of war

GEJ spent 2.1 trillion on Election campaigns

I know it's near impossible , But i pray God will assist Buhari and this will be achieved , maybe everything will be better

Biafra = Contradictions