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At least lie with Dignity if you want to lie , We are not all Stupid 2014 , this story made waves on internet

waleadex:
If you're not comfortable believing this pls you have to let go...ok

http://www.nigerianmonitor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/frsc-official-1.png


http://www.nigerianewsforum.com/t85250_hilarious-frsc-official-forgets-his-bb-q10-phone-in-a-car-after-collecting-bribe/


http://www.informationng.com/2015/06/imagine-what-happened-to-this-frsc-officer-after-collecting-bribe.html

Bon Voyage

Nna , eleyi gidi gan

Valboy20 , Your boys na LAWMA

How stupid can people be ? A governor demanding for 20k to make you a bigger cleric and you didn't think something's wrong somewhere??


mtchewwww

no jokes


He was depositing that amount in the bulk room at first bank round about ,

XaintJoel20:
Bros tell me you are joking with that figure....

Dear OP


This is an old story with a few edits and improvements , it didn't happen to you so , stop lying

Iceberg3:
read books u say no,go sch,na area boi/agbero better pass..
Its a vessel registered
in liberia,all vessels bear the flags of the countries where they were registered.

Your point being ?

So this is where they live in Obodo Imo , no wonder they love lagos


Back to topic , those aren't houses , and it shouldn't be a problem getting them some fees , but in reality , for something to be better it has to pass through the worse

Aregbesola took down houses in Osun

Ajimobi Busted Iwo road, gate and some other areas


Fashola & Ambo both destroyed houses and shops


But look where those cities are today All new, all improved all better


So let there be no complaints about this for it will give rise to something better

htwoow

No picture of his certificate ?

At leaast one goat will say it's islamization

Abukc:
. Have you forgotten yoruba says "IF YOU ARE TO CLOSE EYE FOR THE EVILL ONE,WHEN WILL YOU SPOT THE SAINT ONE.

Bimpe29:
Some of those beggars are actually richer than the givers. But, intention matters most. God know best.

Even The bible said not to be stupid


Stupidity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different result


Personally I stopped giving to them, when i have to , or feel like , i choose the abokis with visible defects ,

Politicians withdrew their monies

Candyrain:
The affected country don't know the militants, they know the Nigerian govt and will hold the govt responsible.

Dats how it is

Why do you think i said the plot thickens ?


It won't end well

#datsall

And the plot thickens

Hijacking another country's vessel

USELESS people


Anybody wey dress fine carry Iphone na yahoo boy

This attitude is becoming alarming , and it seems they always get away with it , Trust me i have been there , it came to a point when i thought snatching one rifle and shooting every officer in that Police station they took me to was the next thing every police officer in that station Area commander i think is very very very very very corrupt , It's not a crime to own a laptop or an Iphone and it's not a crime to download sexy screen savers on your phone
, of course i didn't care if i lived or died , i thought as long as i took as much as 20 officers with me i'd be fine


Police, SARS especially SARS are armed robbers in UNIFORM and IG has not done anything about it ,

lol ?

lakesidepapa:
Which part of Osun are u living?

festusbarry:
This is nonsensical

Have you lost your sense of humor ?


Who send you big grammar ?

hEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH



hahahahahahahahah


LWKMD

abeykohasa0524:
In all honesty,Based on the incited comments I read on this platform Everytime, In the interest of the Nigerian state;Nairaland should be sanctioned or completely shut.

First of all , Nairaland's Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.

So each and every inciting comments if the product of every fuckedup mind that comes online to support avengers and their terrorism which also brings fort even more fuckedup comments from patriots and defenders of democracy and justice , so maybe you should think about that

Secondly , you just broke rule 7. Don't say, do, or THREATEN to do anything that's detrimental to the security, success, or reputation of Nairaland.

Mydn44, lalasticlala , Please do justice to this OP and his comment



Omenka , tonyebarcanista , please tell me if i am wrong

If i remember correctly , the first reaction to the Lagoon threat was you and your people calling on ICC and human rights watch for wishing harm on Yeebows

Eventually who won ? AMBODE , the prefered candidate of the King, Looks like you and your people are scared of the lagoon ,cos you voted massively for AMbo

Finally , We are not neanderthals , we are matured and civil, we don't just attack , we always root for a chance for peaceful resolution hence the warning , if the attack starts, i am sure you'll create a thread to cry about how Yeeebows are being killed how yorubas are wicked and how it was an horrible experience , Just stating the obvious

AgentOrange:
Why give any ultimatum just attack, I thought yorubas don't give ultimatums.


When will yorubas threaten the hausas with drowning in the lagoon?

You know what they did at Mile 12 and recently they gathered, attacked a school, beat up the principal and took their money.

When will they be sent to the lagoon and why has your oba been so deaf and dumb since

AgentOrange:
Retaliate first nah let us see. I never knew yorubas could aslo give ultimatums. If it were Igbos that issued this ultimatum now you guys would have been calling us names by now.

You have no shame.

Perhaps its because Yoruba people don't issue ultimatums every weekend and every midweek , the Nnamdi ultimatum, the IPOB/Biafra ULTIMATUM, the No Movement or we missile aso rock ultimatum among other ultimatums is enough to earn you enough name calling

when Yorubas OPC issue one , take it seriously

Lubbish

This won't end well


OPC is not a joke

Fake news from fake source


No terrorist or militant or avenger is more equipped than Nigerian Armed forces

Boko haram had Anti aircraft guns and they brought down drones / helicopters


But these useless people from Yeebow and Biafra land have only mouth


I am still waiting for their missiles

Ibadan stil get light small , except for that area i think academy area where they burnt NEPA OFFice , instead ask lagosians and maybe the people from yeebow land

alexiej:
There's money for fuel for generator in the budget, so yes, I believe they take light too. They just [most definitely] don't take it as frequently as they take it in Ibadan.

When will Buhari behave like a Soldier and order a major invasion of the states involved

I know those erdyots will quote me and swear and curse, If you do , Your ban is 100 years


My reason for saying invasion of Niger delta is simple

I watched a video of so called militants shooting sporadically in front of soldiers (if they are real soldiers), i do not know the city or occasion, but what i know is some useless goats were hailing and cheering those militants with AK Rifles

Which leads me to believe the people in that city know the useless touts creating problem for Buhari and our Economy

and they are protecting them by not talking to soldiers or police


Same thing happened in the north and it ravaged them when soldiers came , before those greedy basteurds cause a major problem for the country , Buhari should act right , Do twice what Obasanjo did to them


Nigeria will know peace for another 40 years

EFCC Receives petition


EFCC investigates


EFCC Finds no evidence


EFCC closes case

Call me unreasonable


but there's always two sides to a story

Either he's really a kidnapper

or

It's his kid from an estranged wife

either way , he's been beaten , he'll learn not to snatch kids anymore

I do not read long epistles

Jesus Of Nazareth , if na danfo or taxi do this kin thing now , dem go arrest am


Please share this till kingdom come

Koro , come home

I stopped giving beggers money the day i saw one popular begger in Ilesha depositing 305,000 in 5 , 10 , 50 and 500 naira notes