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@febie

i think 2face is more handsome n wats up with all the gay comment it ain't a bad thing for a guy to admire another guy for real ya rememeber when all this ameriacan cultural shit hadn't gotten into ya heads ya didn't even know what gay ment so what if a girl complimented another girl does that means shes gay too fa reall yall need to think with ya heads n not with ya asses iight n if anyone send me shit about this comment yall will not be happy the reat of yall lifes lol i'm serious because someone posted something about a guy don't mean he gay abeg thats stupid

u dey vex, cos ur response fear me o

@lare

Okay. Now I'm brave. Here is what I'm doing for Saturday only,

Newcastle to Beat Villa at 10/11
Porstmouth to Beat Bolton at 10/11
Spurs to beat Derby at 2/5

I'm having £10 on it. It will give
me £51.10

Pray for me oh!

I'm sweating already,

You almost got ur predictions aight! You should have predicted double on Newcastle vs Villa

@Tats

Rosco can not even pass a simple UK job interview for sh*t packing. Here is how he will answer the questions

Uk Interviewer: Why do you want to work for us?
Rosco: Because my brothers and sisters from Nigeria dey work for you.
Uk Interviewer: Tell me about a difficult challenge you faced in your last job?
Rosco: Na for latrine I been dey pack sh*t so that one was a serious challenge. But for here, e go easy pass to pack shit.
Uk Interviewer: How well do you work in a team?
Rosco: Well, I dey huzzle well well to ensure say na only me pack all the sh*t so that I go make more pay.
Uk interviewer: We will be getting back to you soon!
** Interview ends. Rosco receives a phone call and hears that he lost the job **
** Rosco says: oh SH*T **

lf dis NINs ppl catch u, no bi small flog o. lol

@ PTH
How u dey?
You've been representin the NIDs 4 real, l can confirm this from a relable source a.k.a "Aloib" one of the war casualty

lol, thread becomes funnier, i love when pth is reporting, str8 to the point

@all
Peace

looking forward to seein more war btw the NIDs n NINs l8r 2day

@PTH

what the feck is PHCN

PHCN - Please Hold Candles Now, the non-power generating company of which members of the NINs party are very proud.

Quote from: aloib on Today at 02:34:01 AM
board of trustees, who dash am,

no be your fault, u no know your elders again.

Pls, tender justice cos you'll c more NIDs online l8r lol

JUST LOVING IT!

@TayoD

Please wake up! You are a NID, and have no business falling in love with the NIN called aloib. There is no faster way to lose your head in a 'war' than sleeping with the 'enemy'!

LMAO still laughin, high nrs: of war casualties

@PTH

et them build private windmills, the world is going green. The government is the people, all they need to do is change their attitude and PHCN will miraculously start performing efficiently.

l agree with you but the policies makers will never listen cos l read a similar artice in which a Nig. livin in Denmark suggested somethin similar but OBJ's govt. never invited him to know how he intend to wk thins out

ofcourse na!

how can a war report be bored, Aloib you're fired
You claim not to be NIN, where are you if not lD

@aloib

at daCHIMP, why must u keep writing my name

u dey vex, cos l write ur name?

@Topic
Can't wait to see some of the NINs who escaped the AK burstin

@folanusi

A man pulls up to the front of a church in a brand new 2007 model s-class Mercedes Benz. The pastor knowing that men (especially rich ones) like to be proud of their wives beauty announces, today every man will give an offering according to the beauty of his wife.

The entire male congregation come out with wads of money (thousands & millions) to prove that they have got the prettiest wife.

But the man in the Benz simply comes out and drops 10 Naira in the offering box. The pastor amazed walks up to the man and says, did u not hear me? I said everyone would make an offering according to the beauty of his wife,

To which the man replied. I heard you,
Pastor: where is your wife?
Man: she’s in the car.

The pastor rushes to the car to have a word with the wife, as he opened the car door and saw the wife, he shouted to the usher

Usher, please give that man 5 Naira change!!!

Nice one!

@Osereka

the woman de suffer from wowoism [ the wowish wowo]

o boi ur make me laugh 2 much o

@Aloib

lol, i'm serious o, i put Ib there because of the stalkers, lol

lol

@Aloib

i'm a nid baby

l believ u jare, U 2 much

hahaha u guys r looking at my location, una don miss road, rotflmao

huh! l thought you were affected by the breakin news that some cybercafe were bursted few hrs ago
l can c u're online,

@aLOIB
l beg jare give us dey breaking news

@Tats

He is in denial

Uself u wan pursue ALOIB?

@ aloib

lol, funny thread wer r the nids

na wa 4 u o!
Majority of nairaland user's online at the moment are all NIDs
Check it out

I don dey fear sef Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed

Omo, all those ones you picked
are a bit tricky!

Newcastle should beat Villa
Liverpool should beat chelsea

Na wah o! Undecided

Newcastle beat Villa
Liverpool loss to Chelsea

Liverpool will be playin at home, but elieve me they have the team but they've not blend as a winning team. l watch their game against Tolouse midweek.

O ga o!!! Where are the NINs abi una don dey retreat. It seems as if u don't have enough ammunition (cybercafe time) to fight this battle.

The Nairaland NINs were all bursted at their respective cybercafe lol

The difference is 7up, guess we now know the real NINs and the NIDs

JUST LOVING THE THREAD

@Akinalabi
wat do u think of dis :

Birmingham v West Ham
Reading v Everton
Newcastle v Aston Villa
Wigan v Sunderland
Blackburn v Arsenal
Liverpool v Chelsea

@Gamine

You are fast spoiling the rapport that was brewing here. My advice to you is to try another thread instead of being rude and insulting. People tried explaining the reason to you but you are fixated with trying to start an argument.
The topic is " If you from EDO State, Represent. The Heart Beat of the Nation". And you were accusing someone of being tribalistic. Where is the tribalism? Would have been better if the poster had just addressed the topic to the Binis and the Ishans is it?
No one would know you are stupid except you actually open your mouth to speak. Next time zip it if you have no meaningful contribution to make.

@Tornadoz
Tnx for the advice. Nigerian probs. we claim to know everything

@Allta

6. On the point that Muslim being God-sent, I think i'm happy with the answer someone gave on this one. But just to add to it, you don't have to be a Christian for "God" to use you. As Christians believes, if he can turn dry dead bones into a mighty Army, and use stones to replace even we humans, then we shouldn't question him on who to use in situations like these. As Nigerians, let's lot create a religious boundary, or an ethnic barrier amongst ourselves. It's high time Nigeria moved on!

You said it all bro

why!!! are you guyS judging MAN OF GOD God said,in the bible that we shld not JUDGE!!!He owns the GOOD and the EVIL,and does that ,that pleases HIM.for those who are condemning bakare 's prophecies, you guys shld BEWARE!!!.or else -------------------GOD fit shift una mouth go una back. Cheesy Grin Grin Shocked

Na wao!

Anyway, lets not take this issue of prophency too far, after all we're all entitle to our opinion.
Tunde Bakare, spoke his mind.

very good news because if u make 20,000naira a month u are not far off from people in other parts of the world. It would encourage people to go back to Africa and also work

Hope it works lol cos you can never predict our govt. policies, how abt the standard of living?

Okocha's BD? huh!
If we doubt these players age, why do we celebrate their BD

@ layi

Please i hands off totally from this. I eat all my words o. Please forex is not lucrative again o, abeg. Dont bother emailing me because my image is more important than all this rubbish insinuations born out of halfbaked research from 'puffed egos'.

To all the sensible Nairaland Users. I'm sorry for the strong language. Just a bit infuriated. Others like the famous Mr Ibidapo lawal of www.forexexposed.com earns 5 figures (in dollars) from Forex. Its no big deal. Keep doing what you've been doing and you'll remain where you've always been. Knowledge is power.
I'm out~

You shouldn't get angry few replies that ain't worth reply!

Topic
Yahoo Yahoo-Boys/Girls (are scammers)

@amodu
Nice one!

Here is my pred.

arsenal 2 win fulham
chel. 2 win birmin.
aston villa 2 draw liverpool
man. u. 2 win reading


Goodluck all

@Gamine

i don't have to guess

i know your stupid.
stupid tribalist

@kojeiwa

@ Gamine

I guess you are just been ignorant.

There is no point in insultin each other , reagardin the topic, l don't think the poster was wrong to have classified all as Edos.

Back 2 topic:

l have really learn alot from this topic, though my parents are from Essan Central (Edo State) but l was born n brought up in Lag. l have some friends whose parents are from Edo State but doesn't speak the language, believe me some ppl doesn't know the meanin of their native names. lol
Thank God for the poster, l have learnt alot

To be addressed as a Mr, Mrs or Ms in Nigerian social circles means you are a nobody. To be a mover or shaker you need to be a chief - or to at least hold a doctorate. The prob. of traditional tittles seem to be spreading accross the continent.
Your comments about the importance of traditional titles in Africa and whether they are still relevant