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 Romance › Re: Conversation Between A Guy And His Babe(pics). Ain't Dis Wicked? by dachaste(op): 10:20am On Jan 11, 2016 |
lanicky:Thank. Dear |
| Romance › Re: Conversation Between A Guy And His Babe(pics). Ain't Dis Wicked? by dachaste(op): 10:19am On Jan 11, 2016 |
Monalisa185:Thanks dear. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Conversation Between A Guy And His Babe(pics). Ain't Dis Wicked? by dachaste(op): 10:19am On Jan 11, 2016 |
darlingtonIIV:Thanks love |
| Romance › Re: Conversation Between A Guy And His Babe(pics). Ain't Dis Wicked? by dachaste(op): 7:00am On Jan 11, 2016 |
lasisi69:Wow. thanks a million |
| Romance › Re: Conversation Between A Guy And His Babe(pics). Ain't Dis Wicked? by dachaste(op): 6:54am On Jan 11, 2016 |
| Romance › Conversation Between A Guy And His Babe(pics). Ain't Dis Wicked? by dachaste(op): 5:31am On Jan 11, 2016 |
This took place between a frustrated guy and his girlfriend Was he right in any way? 2 Likes
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| Romance › Re: How Many Guys Will Pass This Test by dachaste(op): 9:12am On Jan 05, 2016 |
STFUareyouGod:Wooow. Am really impressed #not dat it matters sha# Seriously. I wish u more nerves to ur brain. |
| Romance › Re: How Many Guys Will Pass This Test by dachaste(op): 9:07am On Jan 05, 2016 |
obiorathesubtle:Dats d idea naw. U got many fans and dem haters. If they hate on u. Dey'll be promoting d thread. And its all about 2 or 3 ppl updating. And dat alone will drag monikers to the thread. Shey u grab? Tag me u create it Biko. Lolz. Was a pleasure 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: How Many Guys Will Pass This Test by dachaste(op): 9:00am On Jan 05, 2016 |
STFUareyouGod:Lolz. Woow!!! Are u the team #CD in car# Or team#fidelity#  |
| Romance › Re: How Many Guys Will Pass This Test by dachaste(op): 8:55am On Jan 05, 2016 |
shegxi:4 wetin naw. If I even get dat kind sista. If fear no gree me poison her, den we no go even dey d same country self |
| Romance › Re: How Many Guys Will Pass This Test by dachaste(op): 8:53am On Jan 05, 2016 |
STFUareyouGod:Haba naw. Have mercy and comment 'nice one'. Lolz I guess I dint c d story then cos I was still a toddler |
| Romance › Re: How Many Guys Will Pass This Test by dachaste(op): 8:50am On Jan 05, 2016 |
obiorathesubtle:Lolz. Is dat d moral? Ah don die. In other new, I just read ur dairy uPdate. Tis a nice one like seriously. Biko create the thread. Fùck Haters after all that's deir job description, to hate. |
| Romance › Re: How Many Guys Will Pass This Test by dachaste(op): 8:46am On Jan 05, 2016 |
HOLAROCKDAY:Choi dis is wicked. Repent for the kingdom of God is at hand. |
| Romance › Re: How Many Guys Will Pass This Test by dachaste(op): 8:38am On Jan 05, 2016 |
shegxi:Seriousl? #wide eyes#. I guess I Neva came across It b4 |
| Romance › How Many Guys Will Pass This Test by dachaste(op): 8:25am On Jan 05, 2016 |
[b] A handsome and well-to-do guy(Femi) meets this beautiful lady(Shade) and they fell in love and started a relationship. After some time, they felt the need to tie the knot since the love was there, they were both doing good financially and every other thing was perfect. Finally,Femi decided to meet his to-be inlaws but Shade warned him that her poeple hardly like someone but when they do they do so wholeheartedly. Femi became panicked buh decided to go through it all the same. The D-Day finally came and this guy marched into the hall of the house with his Love by his side to meet her already waiting parents. To his greatest surprise, they were very warm and welcoming. Saying they were lovely wouldn't be out of place. But what surprised him more was that aside the fact that her family were stinkingly rich, Shade had a kid sister(Kemi) that was every definition of the word beauty. Kemi had an angelic face and an angelic voice. Her skin was virtually glittering. Her hips was something else. Infact Kim kardashian's hips is learning. Finally her breast, oooh!! could take one to heaven and beyond. One could never over-emphasise when describing her beauty. Immediately he saw her, his d!ck nodded and he was awe struck. It was very obvious how affected femi was yet no one seemed to notice. Thank God he said. The dinner ended smoothly except for his silly d!ck dat misbehaved all through yet miraculously, no one seemed to notice. Femi vowed silently to avoid Kemi by all means. Days later, shade called femi to tell him that her parents wanted to see him for some discussion later in the day. After work, femi drove down to his inlaw's house but on getting there, the cars were not there and the house seemed deserted yet he decided to enter. When he got to the living room, the place was empty he rang all the bells he saw around but the place was quiet, being very hungry and tired, he decided to rest alittle. But before he could sit the angel appeared before him almost nakèd save for her pant and bra. Hunger vanished instantly and before he could. Say 'jack' kemi was kissing him telling him how she handsome he was and how she noticed his reaction to her beauty. Femi stopped her and asked after the others buh she said they went to see the pastor on an urgent call and won't be back early. Wheeewww!!! He thought. Then she resumed kissing him buh suddenly he remembered he had no CD on him buh there must be some in the car he thought. He pushed her to the couch and smiled down at her. And without saying a word hurried to his car as if his life depended on it to get the CD. Only for him to step out of the house to see Shade and her parents clapping for him. Her Father then said; "congrats son, you passed the test". Lolz If it were you,would you have passed the test? [/b] |
| Nairaland General › Re: The First Thread On Nairaland In 2016!!! by dachaste(f): 10:41pm On Jan 01, 2016 |
Andykruiz:Was great too. Thanks |
| Nairaland General › Re: The First Thread On Nairaland In 2016!!! by dachaste(f): 9:53pm On Jan 01, 2016 |
Andykruiz:Tnx swirie. Sorry am almost late. Hw ws ya day? |
| Romance › Re: Annoying Things Women Do by dachaste(f): 2:04pm On Dec 31, 2015 |
Oliviaarims:Yea I Got it. Just dat d idea was just Kindda crazy. Lolz |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Buhari Won't Do This, He Is Nice..... by dachaste(f): 12:13pm On Dec 31, 2015 |
Lols. C d gal maut. Hehehhe |
| Romance › Re: Annoying Things Women Do by dachaste(f): 9:21am On Dec 31, 2015 |
Lolz @ dey'll Ask u to shave ur beards n lata complain u changed. Hehehehe. dint Know presence and absence of hair change one's character 14 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Please I Need Help In This Uncomfortable Situation. by dachaste(f): 8:28am On Dec 31, 2015 |
darlingtonIIV:Hey love buh I already told u dat ur my One and only naw. Back to matter. I once saw a saying. "if u one is still in talking terms with their ex, its either dey r still in love or they were Never in love" |
| Romance › Re: My Friend Babe Asked Him A Question And His Confuse. Pls Help by dachaste(f): 8:20pm On Dec 30, 2015 |
Eat his poo |
| Celebrities › Re: Susan Eniolor Gets Hot Kiss From Her Boo As She Celebrates Birthday With Friends by dachaste(f): 10:12am On Dec 30, 2015 |
We don attend d party finish be dis naw. C as I dey pick my teeth after chopping |
| Romance › Re: Mature Relationship Vs Immature Relationship by dachaste(f): 1:00am On Dec 30, 2015 |
Tooo plenty Naaah *********yawning |
| Romance › Re: Whats Your View by dachaste(f): 12:58am On Dec 30, 2015 |
Seeeeeeee:I no knw again |
| Romance › Re: What Name Did You Save Your Bf/gf's Number On Your Phone With? by dachaste(f): 12:55am On Dec 30, 2015 |
Ekum |
| Romance › Re: 12 Commandments For A Successful, Lasting And True Relationship In 2016 by dachaste(f): 12:52am On Dec 30, 2015 |
Acceptance goes a long way. Painful every one goes into a relationship dese days expecting to change d oda While Mr A is trying to change miss B, Miss B is trying to change Mr A also. D word adaptation has completely evaporated from relationship thoughts. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Whats Your View by dachaste(f): 12:48am On Dec 30, 2015 |
Ur hair's dirty n ur too broke to maintain it. So she donated her quota. Shikena |
