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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by dacoolestkc(m): 1:10pm On May 12, 2021
dacoolestkc:
Pls am new how can I transfer my coin from bundle to Trustwallet...anyone help plz
Pls anyone ?
Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by dacoolestkc(m): 12:03pm On May 12, 2021
fergieboy:
I’m surprised people are not talking of bundle app

That’s the best wallet for beginners

Very Easy Navigation
Pls am new how can I transfer my coin from bundle to Trustwallet...anyone help plz
Investment / Re: Learn To Trade By Yourself by dacoolestkc(m): 1:23pm On Jan 26, 2021
Keceboyz63@gmail.com
Family / Re: Guidelines For Unemployed Husbands With Working Wives by dacoolestkc(m): 9:27pm On May 22, 2020
Essenza01:
Jobless husband diaries!!

Here are some guidelines for unemployed husbands with working wives.
, when you read through with an open mind, you would see it's not she looking down on you, it's just you being smart to be able to have your sanity and getting some advantages while praying for a change.. Hang in there guys, you are not alone, tables turn... you would be fine.

1 - Never discuss your predicament beyond the normal and never show weakness in front of your wife.. "she dont want to see hopelessness".. grin

2 - buy a lot of noodles, you would be needing it a lot, especially during your strong head periods, you dont win most fights, most fights end with "Oya buy it naa" that's usually when you add the convo to your lost battles .. grin

3 - your meals majorly come in two options if any
Rice or noodles?
Beans or noodles?
Eba or noodles?

Semo or pounds is too stressful, dont opt to make shocked... stress was only the surface reason given to you.. cool

4 - sex is usually delayed, when ever you see one just accept and be ready for maybe max two position change, some styles may be banned.. grin

5 - dont come home drunk, I repeat.. dont come home drunk..you remember the pictures of samloco playing "jobless old drunk" in movie scenes... you look exactly like them to her.. grin

6 - some eatable and chewy chewy groceries stops being in the fridge because you are home most-times and eats to chase boredom.. there is always a secret stash in her room for groundnuts, sharp biscuits, cashew nuts, sweets, etc.. she knows you know, take reasonably grin

7 - you are at your lowest, dont bring friends doing well too close home, otherwise you might get depressed from comparison grin

8 - in your many many ideas, you know broke guys reason business ideas like Warren buffet grin , always sieve out the good ones, because telling her some kind stupid stupid ideas would make you look jobless and stupid also. grin

9 - the best way to dodge Bill's is to watch your words, avoid some topics, you need to be one step or two ahead everytime.. e.g TV shows, movies, food, clubs etc...
- TV shows - dstv bill comes up
- Movies - cinema bill comes up
- Food - restaurant and taking out comes up.. grin

10 - Do house chores, pick mopping... it's easier, you only start when she is done sweeping and dusting, she goes to bath, you zig-zag and get back to watching (how do they do it) grin... use water, avoid bubbles on tiles.. you would redo that work even if its next week.. grin

11 - dont leave the sink messy, especially on work days when you are home job hunting and she is out hustling, bro it's an important rule from a man to a man..

12 - with your many insecurities and the devil trying to use you to bring out your alpha Male, pick your fights... yes they would come, but there is an extent to which a broke man fights and argues.. embarassed

13 - you would owe her cash a lot, she knows deep down that money is not coming back, but be ready to be dragged about it to pay for essentials you cant do without.. she would pay eventually when you have curled away asking God why.. allow her have it, it's one of her high moments. cry

14 - in your midnight cries, yes "midnight cries" is most times once a week or twice sha, depending on the days activities... dont disturb her sleep... embarassed

15 - be transparent, remove password from your phone, laptops etc... if she is being faithful, infidelity is not something you want attached to "cheating jobless old man"... you cant be broke and cheating, they dont work together..

16 - read, read, read... you have to pass her in something, current affairs, global happenings, worlds economy etc... it is an edge when you throw small small insults inside conversations "so you dont know kyari is dead" those are one of your few high moments.. wink

17 - early morning gisting with her while she baths and makes up, makes her happy.. you can lend some money during those hours.. those are your bankable hours, if you want some extra cash, offer to drop her at work, that's if it's not your duty already oo.. kiss

18 - at all, at all, try to provide for fuel for generator, darkness and a man being in the house dont usually go together.. you might start having complex..

19 - always use your car weekends, thats if you have not sold hers and she is using yours. When you use your car weekends for functions not personal waka, she chips or outrightly buys fuel that you can manage during the week for your job hunting activities.. grin

20 - look good, work out and have your CV handy. you need to look the role she currently tells people you are doing.." Frank is okay, he is inbetween jobs, but trying out some ideas with friends".. if the friends ask for your CV, always have it handy, delay is dangerous...

21 - dont be gluttonous, eat moderately like a normal human being, if you finish your meals for the week by wednesday, be ready to fall back to your noodles (refer to rule 2) grin and yes you would come up with different flavours of home made seasonings only you can eat.. grin

22 - try to curtail your mood swings, she is the only one entitled to it, you need to be happy with smiles when she is making conversations..

23 - make business calls or pretend to make business call.. it's important, it gives her hope you are connecting.. "my brother me and you know say na 10k you dey shout like that for" grin

24 - go grocery shopping with her, you get to use the opportunity to throw drinks into the cart and remove face immediately, if your eyes jam.. you would return that drink ooo.. grin

25 - if she sends you a link from work, read, watch or chat her to discuss with her, otherwise "what are you doing, that you didn't reply my message follows" grin grin, what you were doing must have financial gains ooo grin never use "I was sleeping" as excuse... dont even try it..

26 - dont call her family, send text message if you can.. dont let them remember you ooo.. lipsrsealed

27 - during your few chances of sex, dont shoot in, "I repeat", dont shoot in... you may find yourself outside by 1am looking for postinol 2
. grin grin the stress in looking for the drug would surpass whatever you managed to enjoy. undecided

28 - be ready for "mistakes" of giving you cash in front of people undecided, it's not everytime she remembers to call you to the corner or give you her card.. it's one of those moments you want the ground to swallow you up.. but my brother "dem no dey use shame swallow spit".. it wont last forever.

Let's me rest here first and continue later... but in all, I love my wife... she is that woman that has your back 100%..

The table has turned for me and am back to my responsibilities, it was a tough period, I learnt a lot, from Anger management to laws of power, it's not a fun place to reside in for a long time....

Most especially:
Marry your friend,
marry your partner in crime,
Marry your day1 niga,
your Gee... when you do, no matter the circumstance, you have some level of peace, some room to pickup and some encouragement to guide you through.
God bless you Sir

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TV/Movies / Re: Who Is Your Favorite Film/Series Character Of All Time? by dacoolestkc(m): 10:04pm On May 09, 2020
James spader..Raymond reddigton
Phones / Re: The Nokia Thread: 1.4 , 4.2, 5.1 Plus, 5.3, 6.1 Plus, 7.1, 7.2, 7 Plus , 8.3 etc by dacoolestkc(m): 1:23am On Mar 04, 2020
sirvvy:
cry cry My Nokia X5 screen just broke, touch is still working..

Any idea how much it'll cost??
got mine for 7k in Abuja with fixing though
Car Talk / Re: What Car Can My Mum Buy With 1million Naira Budget? by dacoolestkc(m): 10:10am On Dec 11, 2019
nams77:


The golf four has a complex electrical system with several sensors. Most European cars are that way. The average 02 European car has more electrical gizmo than your Japanese brand. An 03 Volvo s60 has more features than your Camry 08 model. This might make Your average Nigerian Mech to be confused to high heaven and instead of telling you so, they resort to trial and error thereby damaging ur car.
If you are not a good diy guy, then leave the golf 4. You will need a good diy skill and a competent scanner to handle that sweet ride

Cc: mires
You don't really Don't understand what you are saying.. Golf 4 is electrical free unless you don't know what you are doing

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Technology Market / Re: Professor On Any Type Of Generator. by dacoolestkc(m): 12:49pm On Jul 02, 2019
Good day gurus in the house..I want to buy a 2.5kva generator.. I don't really know about it.. Any brand you can recommend for me.. Thanks all
Technology Market / Re: Hp Folio 9470m Intel core i7 256gbssd 8gb/kb lit@150k by dacoolestkc(m): 7:05am On Jun 28, 2019
Is this still available
Romance / Re: If Your Girlfriend Is Cheating: You Are Responsible For It by dacoolestkc(m): 9:41pm On Jun 04, 2019
Cheating is a choice, no matter what you do it does not count... People cheat because they want to

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Business / Re: Make 5k Daily Running A Pos Business by dacoolestkc(m): 3:20am On Jun 03, 2019
08032960502
Phones / Re: Nokia Users, Get In Here!!! by dacoolestkc(m): 12:01am On Mar 10, 2019
The pie is better,was afraid of updating but after doing that, everything was different and sleek too, just update no side effect, just gets better
Technology Market / Re: Irresistible Laptop Deals From Australia(sold out) by dacoolestkc(m): 6:45pm On Mar 05, 2019
When are you getting these again
Phones / Re: The Nokia Thread: 1.4 , 4.2, 5.1 Plus, 5.3, 6.1 Plus, 7.1, 7.2, 7 Plus , 8.3 etc by dacoolestkc(m): 10:17am On Feb 25, 2019
Mizik:
X5 is better,
plz can you tell me why
Phones / Re: The Nokia Thread: 1.4 , 4.2, 5.1 Plus, 5.3, 6.1 Plus, 7.1, 7.2, 7 Plus , 8.3 etc by dacoolestkc(m): 11:47pm On Feb 24, 2019
Plz house help out with this, between the Nokia x5 and Samsung Galaxy s7 which should I go for am stuck... They both fall in my budget.. Thanks
TV/Movies / Re: Money Heist Is The Best Series I've Ever Watched by dacoolestkc(m): 9:43pm On Feb 24, 2019
Roon9:


I had to download the song mehn.... So lit
plz what's the name of the song
Phones / Re: Infinix Note 4/4 Pro Official Discussion Thread by dacoolestkc(m): 12:57pm On Feb 12, 2019
Scholarsticchai:
I need a very clean infinix note 4 pro follow come pouch pls holla me if you have one you wanna sell and state your price
location Abuja, price 40k
Literature / Re: The Bang Rule Pdf File Pls by dacoolestkc(m): 8:28pm On Dec 21, 2018
Plz send
Keceboyz63@gmail.com
Investment / Re: How To Start Traveling Agent Business by dacoolestkc(m): 3:30am On Apr 20, 2018
08032960502
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (0 - 3) On 1st Of March 2018 by dacoolestkc(m): 9:58pm On Mar 01, 2018
How do arsenal fans survive...?
Music/Radio / Re: Review: Davido’s Flora My Flawa And Wizkid’s Soco by dacoolestkc(m): 8:03pm On Feb 27, 2018
lol flora na flower is that one song-trash.
Wizkid- soco all the way and whether you like it or not Eledumare go bless you with money..op say amen
Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by dacoolestkc(m): 10:18pm On Feb 25, 2018
Soft ft davido-Tatoo remix
Family / Re: Husband Damages Wife's Phone With Cutlass For Not Telling Him Her Password.Photo by dacoolestkc(m): 4:42pm On Feb 22, 2018
FluidQueen:
incase you haven't noticed, Our fore fathers weren't exactly an irreprochable model of marriage. Women weren't allowed to speak up, they just endured because well, he brings home the bacon.

But Women talk now and know their rights as humans, and it's obviously eating you up.
Pls cheating does not equal speaking up,continue speaking up,out and whatever you like,the end will always justify the means
Family / Re: Husband Damages Wife's Phone With Cutlass For Not Telling Him Her Password.Photo by dacoolestkc(m): 4:37pm On Feb 22, 2018
FluidQueen:
incase you haven't noticed, Our fore fathers weren't exactly an irreprochable model of marriage. Women weren't allowed to speak up, they just endured because well, he brings home the bacon.

But Women talk now and know their rights as humans, and it's obviously eating you up.
Eating me up you say...how old are you?
Family / Re: Husband Damages Wife's Phone With Cutlass For Not Telling Him Her Password.Photo by dacoolestkc(m): 4:28pm On Feb 22, 2018
dandostism88:


I think she don't realy know what a beast is all about, the woman need to thank God that the husband did not cut her neck because she really shows that she has been cheating on him for loooonnnng, you have a husband and you are still keeping secret inside your phone, for what!? Nonono I can't take it!
Exactly,her head is still her's for keeps and she is shouting beast,a beast per say would have made this story a sad one.

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Family / Re: Husband Damages Wife's Phone With Cutlass For Not Telling Him Her Password.Photo by dacoolestkc(m): 4:15pm On Feb 22, 2018
FluidQueen:
if marriage is all you've written, I'd rather be single till eternity.

Firstly bruh, it's OUR HOUSE.
I would not live in a house I Also didn't contribute financially to. He's my husband, not my father.

Secondly, I am a very private person. And would continue being that person FOREVER. I wouldn't trade that for anything . because I choose to lock my phone doesn't mean I am cheating on him, What is with y'all and over possessiveness? What is it with the repulsive OWNERSHIP mentality? She is your wife, not a property.

It is a marriage, not a prison. Only prisoners give up their freedom. I refuse to be one.
SMH civilization has done more harm than good..a 15yrs old kid can pick up his\her phone and type anything he/she likes..this was not how our parents lived.
Its getting worse,after some women fear devil.

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Family / Re: Husband Damages Wife's Phone With Cutlass For Not Telling Him Her Password.Photo by dacoolestkc(m): 2:35pm On Feb 22, 2018
sweerychick:
am I missing something? U tried to justify the man's action by saying every man ain't my dad, I countered by telling you not all men are beasty in nature like you tongue. Ohh did I miss the part where the op said wife not girlfriend?? Exactly what are you justifying. That a full grown man behaving baby by destroying his wife phone with a cutlass, such a beast can kill someone with a weapon. There are easy and non violent ways to deal with this kinda stuffs
Seems you dont know what a beast is,you keep using the word..its all good if that's how you see it..and not every man is a beast.
Have you ever experienced emotional torture?

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Family / Re: Husband Damages Wife's Phone With Cutlass For Not Telling Him Her Password.Photo by dacoolestkc(m): 2:05pm On Feb 22, 2018
sweerychick:
and not every man is a beast like you species tongue
Beast,are you sure,its his wife and not a girlfriend..you cant be married and still want your privacy,in marriage 1+1=1 and not 2.
Always be careful with your words,stop parading your not so good way of adressing others.

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