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Guys sha na una dem ask d question is 4 d ladies

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Op I just dey look u

make dem castrate d he goat n she goat

Slap me? Wait I dey cook nw I will comment later when I'm through.

joywendy: back in secondary school when I hard this deep crush on one guy like this
Aspa he was a friend of mine you know the hi and 'chat a lil' kinda friend and then really I don't know how the feeling came about. I saw it has a big deal to fall for a friend and I didn't want to fall. Btw I heard he had also crush on someone else even if he didn't I was not ready for any emotional attachment. So I tried everything to keep away the thought of him and keep some distance between the two of us. Everything was going smoothly till the school management decided to change our tables and tablemates. I got to dining hall to check for my table, I checked found my table and guess whose name was written after mine? His! Aspa I don die! we are table mates! I sat down praying that he seats at the far end of the table. He came and then he was like 'quiet a while so joy we are on the same table?' Of course we are I said in my head while nodding to his statement. Then where did he seat? In my freaking front!! Gosh it was like I should melt into my chair so I would seat everyday starring at this fine,tall and nice dude. There is no way I would eat without looking once or twice. This was temptation from the devil himself it was time to eat I lost my appetite. Ate lil and left. After that I stopped coming to the dining hall and started leaving on snacks we get during the long break as my school didn't allow provisions. I would have swichted tables but the rules then were very hard on people who switch tables and I didn't know who to swicth with. Even those on my table all seem to like their seat and won't bulge. So yes I stayed a whole week depending on snacks and lil food. All because I didn't want to look at my crush's face. I was prepared to continue to the second week till a table mate I hardly talked to came and spoke to me. Asking me if they have offended me in any way for me to be going on hunger strike, that what I was doing wasn't good and not healthy.

To cut the story short I went back to the table after various warnings. I got there and it seemed like the table arrangement had change due to an event that took place there but with the same tablemates and there was just a seat left for me I checked around and realized he was sitting at the other end a bit far from the empty seat and I sat down.

Looking back I can only laugh at my naivety and stupidity back then.
Thinking I could manually make my crush go and not eating food! Thank God for growth
The silly things we do

this is super story

tobechi20: So haw d u satisfy urself sssixualy??

na food

dandydaniels: ...and at night made to sing in tongues to their creator

OP what kinda song like oh swt Jesus

Ok! Kontinue No problem.

School ke ? But depends on what u mean by sex education.. In my dirty(dem go come dey teach my daughter how to bang or dey use her do practical)..

Some niggas be like I will talk sense in her head. I will arrest d boy... I will lock her indoors.... My guys una don 4get d law of Karma.........after u don fire person pikin na u dey wan hide ur own abi... If u like put her under house arrest hand go still her

This is very serious

all4naija: Your mother is a w h o r e! Primitive man. Stop playing down on a serious case like Ebola. It will soon get to you. I d i o t!

same to you bro.

all4naija: You are an i d i o t! You should stop exhibiting traits of a brute in the forest. This is not good for the country. You primitive man.

Please, follow WHO preventive measures. Don't let anybody deceive on Ebola virus. The fight is yours to take serious to be on the safer side.

Your father is a bastard!

Please before you go to bed 2nite, tie a palm leaf and a red cloth round your head and your waist.Then dance around any banana tree singing# ebelebe ebelebe ebelebe# 7times!!! it also stops Ebola!!! No be only salt nd water, dis 1 works faster. Una nevr see anytin! lwkmd

Please before you go to bed 2nite, tie a palm leaf and a red cloth round your head and your waist.Then dance around any banana tree singing# ebelebe ebelebe ebelebe# 7times!!! it also stops Ebola!!! No be only salt nd water, dis 1 works faster. Una nevr see anytin! lwkmd

do u knw thunder will fire u??

Girls gat pride. They will offend u and still want u to say sorry.

[quote au thor =mencade5]5. I also hate it when naija ladies use alum to rub their pus-sy before having sex with you. Confusing you with it due to the friction it caused but unknown to you the thing is very deep and wide like abuja-lokoja road.[/quote]dem go dey form virgin

Yungwizzzy: The most annoying:


I hate when ladies think because you are dating them you are responsible for all their financial need


shey na me born you abi??

my broda I tire 4 dem oh. Like say dem. No get parents.

Power puff girl..

Ab025: << FRIENDZONE>>

Friend Zoning na for bastards

Tomorrow is the 7th Of July. In Ezek. 46:1, the Lord said; the gate shall be
shut for 6 days; but on the 7th day, it shall be opened. So i use this as a point of
contact for you all that every door's in your life will be opened for your
breakthrough from tomorrow.... If you believe should a BIG AMEN.....

Ok now