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Musiwa2: some of the pastor tell lies like the politician... but not all..

98% of nigeria politician tell lies .. most of them are con.

i think the most truthful politician i know is IBB

miteolu: [size=16pt]Nigeria is too big for Fashola to handle.[/size]

and too small for Jonathan to handle abi? what was Jonathan's qualification politically b4 he became VP.is Bayelsa bigger than Lagos?

no politician has ever told the truth. (1-0)

if you are to choose whom to believe, who will it be,your pastor or your political leader.

nagoma: The criminals slaughtering Christians are not Muslims. They are Boko Haram and they slaughter Muslims as well. They are criminal murderers and the governments should be genuine and sincere in bringing them to justice. The CAN president is behaving like a rogue elephant and not a leader , he must be told.

every Muslims killed by by boko haram is collateral damage save for some few once they see as infidel

nagoma: The criminals slaughtering Christians are not Muslims. They are Boko Haram and they slaughter Muslims as well. They are criminal murderers and the governments should be genuine and sincere in bringing them to justice. The CAN president is behaving like a rogue elephant and not a leader , he must be told.

may i ask what boko haram said they intend to propagate if not islam

Jarus: He lied to his boss that he wasn't feeling fine, but was updating his Facebook status every 30 mins, including 'Port Harcourt here I come'

Forgetting his boss was among his FB friends

bad lier

TEXZLEM: I have an emegercy call from my mother! I shall be back in office very soon. First send by text and followed with a call after 30min... Then put everybody in the office in a blacklist call

It works

your damn good. i think i will try this one of these days

"it takes lot of patience to be a husband"

the simple reason islam is growing in the united state are as follows:
1. US is a liberal state
2. Migration .more Muslims have migrated to the us since 911. report puts it that most of the Muslims are not in arab countries. this is simply because US accomodats them irrespective of their treat to us. most Muslims will prefers to live in US than is Saudi Arabia.
3. Birth Rates: aside from Africa, the birth rate in most Arabian countries have been explosive. this is due to their prosperous economy.

phantom:

this is not the Lagos i know. may be your village. the Lagos i know , every body has at lease two generator so there is no way there will be an outright black out.

spicy v: Lol@ OP. Thank God I have never really found myself in such situation. I pray never to because I always want to do things God's way.

then you most be satisfied with your current job and u don't want to explore elsewhere.
good for you.

Saifullah01: I hav lost count of haw many times my grandmother died, even though her first and real death was b4 I was born.

is your grand mother an Abiku. die live and die again

deducting P.A.Y.E and pension without remitting

my grand mother was sick

now its obvious that bamanga tukur is totally ignorant of what BH is all about.this is a subtle plan to islamize Nigeria. evangelism by fire.

I have seen many employees generating several lies in other to attend interviews in other companies.
Bellow are some of them:
1. Dana plane crashed behind my house.
2. i have persistent stomach pains ( mostly by ladies)
3. am sick
4. add your own.

alhussangle@gma:
Yes it is true the Plateau Governor is responsible 4 d killing of his kinsmen. And the Christians are shopping on the crisis to gain symphaty from uninformed outsiders. By the time the Fulanis are through with them, they will then know WHO OWNS the Land.

i wonder how you will feel if you are a victim

meetmeonline: [size=14pt]If you are an old and honest driver, you will acknowledge LASTMA is the best thing that has ever happened to the traffic of Lagos[/size]

They have reduce hold-up in the town by over 40%

and there corruption rate has increased by 200%

Nigerians have become an object of repatriation anywhere they found themselves. when will our home be habitable for us all

fankasibe: What is LAGOS?
It sounds like a sought of canadian Jungle.

if Lagos like a Canadian jungle then you look like gorilla

vanstanzy: Please don't introduce TRIBALISM here o!
But, the Big girls, how does their PUNNY look like? (wispering) Just asking mehn.

i dont intend to do that. with you your dept of knowledge of Lagos' snags, you are as good as the next governor of the state.please join a political party.

vanstanzy: O Yeah, am back with a BANG! Am stocked full of OXYGEN now.
Annoying things in Lag. cont;
1. Lookery - Lagosians are fond of standing and looking-on at every incident they see on the roadside, everywhere.
2. I-don't-care attitude - Even if its an accident scene with victims groaning in pain, lagosians just stand by and do nothing.
3. Armed-robbers and Vigilant breaking my good night sleep with numerous gun shots and whistle-blowing at night.
4. People (especially lagosians) delibrately hurting or annoying u only to say sorry in sarcasm.
5. Crazy street carnivals.
I think am done now.

u write like someone that has been in lagos for more than 50 years

chuquiz: who started this thread for christ sake. Lagos is a concrete jungle,let it sink into your heads. its where you toil and increase faster than any part of the country. The facts about the environment can be disheartening cause i know its being supported by people who didnt have a clue of how to slug it out while they were here, hence , the damning post.
One thing, if you dont like it here , abeg dey go your papa village abi Abuja too don full?, or has boko haram made y'all reconsider returning to Eko??, lwkmd,no room!
Eko oni baaje

despite all this so called bad side of Lagos. i cant live any where else in Nigeria. i love the state die. everyday na comedy.

vanstanzy: Let me go take some OXYGEN now and i'll be back with more.

make it snappy

Orikinla: 1. Filthy stinking streets.
2. Lousy motorcyclists.
3. Bad roads.
4. No Future Ambition (NFA) girls and boys idling away at viewing centers and on the streets and having carnivals that do not add anything to our GDP.
5. Noise makers from the mosques.
6. Overcrowded streets.
7. Hordes of dirty Hausas in Ijora.

o boy u don tire for lagos

vanstanzy: dadde, u tried, but i don't think i'll be completing it SEVEN.
Terrible things about Lagos are;
1. Filth includes defecating and urinating everywhere, don't forget constantly blocked sewage system.
2. Population explosion, some of these people have no business being in Lagos.
3. Okada riders, very stubborn people
4. Danfo drivers, very stubborn too
5. Agberos'/ NURTW boys, birds of a feather i call them
6. Noise pollution (both from people and vehicles)
7. Bad roads
8. Electricity
9. Too much aggression exhibited by almost everyone. Always claiming right, even when they are wrong.
10.When it rains and flood stricken
11.Traffic jam
12.Crime
13. Market women that hurl curses at u the moment u don't patronise them.
14. Rush especially in driving.
15. Air pollution (both from people and vehicles)
16. Stubborn private drivers especially those that phone behind the wheels.
17. The Police
Have i said enough.

you look like someone that can do more. say more

another thin i hate about Lagos is seeing ladies pinging on Okada

austinsmat: i hate to live in lagos even with millions the best city to live is kano i love the city

you will never know what it feels like to live in Lagos.

Rich Dad: Not only in Lagos
I was expecting you mention stuff like
1. Omo Onile menace
2. NURTW otherwise known as national or Agbero
3. Multiple TAXATION

good inclutions

another annoying is that is LASMA