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coogar: no one would read my meaningless posts. It's a pity I have to keep displaying my astute F00lishness in virtually all sections of nairaland like person wey dem swear for.

May God help me.

Amen!!

coogar: i bit them from my mother's dirty, wrinkled, cancer-ravaged brèasts !

Lwkmd!!

coogar: where else would the curse you are carrying originated, if not from your village. tailing me around like i owe you something. i don't owe you shyte & stop linking every unfortunate incident in your life to me. if possible, avoid mentioning my name altogether.

don't infect me with the ancestral curse your generation has been carrying for aeons. i am on this section to enjoy myself & laugh - don't you fücking ever attempt to ruin my fun. if you aren't voting, you can take a hike & stop dragging your father's name in the mud with your rëtarded opinion.

It's obvious the truth hurts. Where did you bite those lines from as usual?

coogar: I am a pathetic fool!
It's a pity I have decided to carry my stupidity on sports thread to this place again - making shamelessly 1diotic moves even my father won't be proud of.

Why am I even here? what do i know about punchlines & metaphors other than biting and feeding like a deranged vampire?

My case is beyond redemption!!!

E be like say na from village

Nihilist: Rapdevil has only 3 posts since he\she\it registered in July.....and all 3 are Coogar-related


Na wa o...

That's what happens when a 30yr old eminem wannabe turns arguments and battles on nairaland into do-or-die affairs, bro.

Login in with an alternate account so as to explain some of your lines and possibly sway votes, reeks of desperation - a childish and silly one at that.

Coogar really needs to grow up!!

RapDevil: The most anticipated battle finally happened. I thought both guys did well, but I expected so much more from Ibime. I thought he let his emotions get in the way and his composure was found wanting here.

Battle rap is a law court. Battlers are the attorneys and the voters are the jury. One of the attorneys must convince the jury that the other is not as good with his material and the jury will make a decision based on what they have read.

When Ibime said:

This was absolutely brilliant. This is the way to convince the audience that Coogar is an unexposed village boy without actually saying it. The case has been presented, let the jury decide themselves.

Again, when Ibime said:

This is just an infantile rant that you get to read on FFR every other day. It doesn't present any case and it has taken the decision away from the jury to decide themselves whether Coogar is a monkey, irresponsible fool, disgusting baboon.

I voted Coogar in the punchline category, closer and tied wordplay. I thought nüde plantain lacking a-peel was hilarious. His **√(-1) 8 π** = I hate pie in sine language was also great. I thought he was also creative with the huge circumference = 2πr math formula

Ibime was no slouch as well. He came out smoking. Minus his angle of going too direct he could have won this because his material seems fresher.

Misbehaving witches in flight school was fünny, planting yams/time bomb was very döpe. TV/HDMI feeds was also decent - although some HDMI feeds are on the sides(not back). Ibime was on point throughout minus what i mentioned earlier.

Coogar got the closer, in my opinion too - the tennis umpire - love means nothing was great. It's punchline and wordplay together. In Tennis score, love = 0.

Having said that, My vote goes thus:

Opener - Ibime

Rhymes - Coogar

Similes/ Metaphors - Tie

Punchlines - Coogar

Personals - Ibime

Flow - Coogar

Wordplays - TIE

Closer - Coogar

MVGT - Coogar

Besides, I don't know what will happen if Coogar is allowed to add 5 more quatrains to his material. But I think Coogar will win by some margin if Ibime removes 5 of his weakest quatrains to match what Coogar posted.

Mikuz, why did you allow coogar to vote with this moniker? Wasn't This the same moniker he used to push that "top NL netcees list" to FP the other time?

This particular moniker should be banned indefinitely.

JayKayMaybachz: Who do u have in mind cos i think Falcao will be joining madrid

As things are, we have no choice but to manage our CF options till the next summer window. Hopefully by that time, we'd be able to get suitable replacement(s) for RVP who seems to be on his last legs. The unfortunate part is that it seems we are gonna be stuck with Rooney for a while.

If only welbeck could fill the potential void...

Seems we would be making a marquee CF signing sooner than we thought. Rvp seems to be struggling while Rooney........

Mehn..... Dem don swear for valencia

Belovedd: Stubbornness is a SIN

chrisley024: Disgraceful performance.

I'm yet to see what LvG has done in this team

He says he needs time for his methods to yield fruit. I just hope we won't be in the relegation zone by that time.

chrisley024: VP and Rooney are piss poor

We might need to get a new centre foward a lot sooner than we thought

montelik: I get that, but the way you guys just concluded that signing Did Maria meant a switch to 4-3-3 was ridiculous considering LVG's statements.

"Or, I should say, we don't have wingers of the highest level, like Ronaldo or Di Maria or somebody like that. So, I have to play another way –and you have seen that already. I only buy when I think we need to buy –the position that is necessary."https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/louis-van-gaal-believes-manchester-united-winger-cristiano-182312731.html

That interview took place early this month

Smh for rooney

Mata ode

Shebi LVG said di Maria will give us width?

Nawa oo

elampiro: There's something about Rooney, Mata and RVP together. I don't want to say it until we get new midfielders and I have to reaccess the situation.


If we had someone like Isco in place of Mata, we will play far better. ........... For now, may be Rooney should be played in the wing to explore his energy (work rate) for the general benefit of the team. Everyone is becoming an hyena.

You don start again ba?

Nihilist: Xabi alonso was available for mere 5m

Manyoo's cluelessness in the transfer market is jonathan-esque

Breathtaking incompetence

His allegiance with Liverpool and the strong rivalry between both clubs must have been a key factor

PietroRico: United have accepted an £8m bid from villa for tom cleverley. [Sky sports]

Mehn..... You just made my day!!
With this news, We are definitely gonna finish strongly this season!!!

*Dancing Alingo*

elampiro: All the players should be sacked.

Why did we play these yeye players when we don't even have tight fixture schedule.

We are out of Capital1 cup this morning. Why underrate an opponent?

What about the manager that preferred writing essays like a poet instead of going to the touchline to bark instructions to the players, or at worst send giggs to do so?

SailorXY: i notice that too

It's strange

I have noticed that nobody seems to shout instructions to the players from the touchlines.

Nawa oo

Powell seems to be another Gibson in the making! Na so so shot (anywhere belle face)

Evans

Hernandez

Dele Ali

This elampiro funny die

PietroRico: Imagine if united lose to mk dons tonight.
The anti-van gaal bandwagon and haters will go mental on this thread.

Aside Ruddie, , who else falls under this category of people?

IKILL: Bless you brother

#one love#

PietroRico: lol. The same everton that barry stars for.
And gibson is their go to man when fit.
Its just because the deal won't happen.
You would have seen him go there and return to his former self.

Martinez no fit accept a hopeless and worthless player like cleverly into his impressive Everton side. As we speak, cleverly will struggle to make the bench at clubs like wrexham, Coventry city and Swindon town.

PietroRico: div 3. Lol.

Someone that was courting cleverley earlier in the window.
Even when cleverley's criticism was at its peak, he was one of the very few that stood up for him.

All na wash. Martinez wouldn't have cleverly anywhere near his Everton side or you wan make dem relegate ni?

PietroRico: yea. They ate up and disgraced pretty much every team. That came their way that period.

I remember cleverley just coming back fromm his own loan too (not too sure again)

I think we should send him back to martinez for one year.
I believe he will come back a different person.

Martinez has upgraded bro. Wetin he wan use div3 players like cleverly for?