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Yes i like 2 watch docs about them, do you?

Yes i do, do you like cats?

Nò, do you have a pet?

Nò not really, do. You get drúnk while clúbbing?

Yes i am, do you go clúbbing?

Yes boss i am, do you go clúbbing?

Thanks bro

Lol

NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but with one catch - he couldn't return to Earth.The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. "One million dollars," he answered, "because I want to donate it to M.I.T."The next applicant, a doctor, was asked the same question. He asked for two million. "I want to give a million to my family," he explained, "and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research." The last applicant was a lawyer. When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer's ear, "Three million dollars.""Why so much more than the others?" the interviewer asked.The lawyer replied, "If you give me $3 million, I'll give you $1 million, I'll keep $1 million, and we'll send the engineer.

Meaning @moyo

Lol thanks bro

Yes i have, do you think goodluck will be a better president than ribadu?

One day, a man walking in the woods became hopelessly lost in avast jungle. He walked for hours and hours and finally he cameupon a small cottage. This man was very tired, so he knocked onthe door and an old Chineese man answered it. The man asked ifhe could stay the night, and the Chineese guy said he couldunder one condition: the man kept away from his daughter. Theguy figured that this would be easy, because the daughter shouldbe considerably older than him, so he agreed. The man cameinside, and while the Chineese guy was showing him to his room,he caught a glimpse of his daughter. She was beautiful andyoung with long hair and sparkling eyes. The guy got to hisroom and tried to go to sleep, but his mind kept on focusing onthem man's daughter. So, he crept down to her room for a nightof romance. The guy woke up the next morning in his room with aheavy feeling on his chest. He looked up, and saw a massiverock on him with a note attached to it. The note said: "Sinceyou have disobeyed my rules, you must feel the wrath of thethree worst Chineese tortures". Below it said: "Chineesetorture #1: large rock on chest." The guy figured that if thiswas the first torture, how bad could the other ones be? So, heheaved the rock out of the window. He soon realized that therock was attached to a rope. On the rope was a note with amessage: "Chineese torture #2: Rope attached to left testicle."Thinking he would rather break a few bones then be causterated,the guy jumped out the window after the rock. He looked down atthe ground and saw a message spray-painted on it. It read:"Chineese torture #3: Right testicle attached to bedpost

@efe sorry I mean I,m intrested

Kunbee na only you get 4 head abi

Yes I do, do you think efe is the best?

Bad party

Thanks @efe, lol @Jesse

Thanks, hope you won,t beef me this year

Thanks @efe, happy new year, lol

I pray none

His wife is missing him

‎​‎​The dialogue ensued btw Santa and I.
this morning:
Santa: Good Morning Son. Merry Christmas
David: Santa Baba. Double twaile. Wetin dey happen? Wetin u bring come ?
Santa: let me have your wish list
David: yes oooooo. Baba Claus, u too much. (And I gave him my list)
, I want double promotion in my Bank
I want arsenal to win the premiership for the next 20 years
I also want arsenal to buy Messi,Ronaldo,Iniesta,Gareth Bale,Bastian Schweinstiegger,wes sneijder,gonzalo higuain,steven gerrard,yaya toure,iker casillas and fernando torres
I want Nepa to give us light for the next 100 years without a single outage
I want M.K.O Abiola to be President
I want our road network to like America's
I want to marry Eva mendes and Angelina Jolie on d same day
I want women to have babies via a printer
I want zimbabweans to stop packing money in a wheel barrow just to buy bread
I want to be in spartacus season 2
Where the hell is Osama santa ? Since 2001 fa ? Haba !!!!!
Who killed dele giwa?
I want a ferrari
$1million (not Zimbabwean dollars o)
I want lekki road toll to be N10
I want Michael Jackson back
I want senators' jumbo pay
I want lois lane to be a lil bit smarter (even a fool knows clark kent is superman. Duuuhhh)
I want all my extracted teeth back. ALL o
And X-ray vision
I want Nigeria to be like U.A.E
At this point, Santa couldn't take it anymore so he shredded the list in anger and pointed a red gloved finger at me yelling:
"U dis foolish boy, I am father christmas,not fadeyi oloro,prof peller or david copperfield. Ode buruku, omo osi, apa omo, omo alainironu, omo ale (by d way santa is from Finland so I was confused by his crisp Yoruba) omo amunibinu, I should have known flying to Nigeria was a waste of time. So santa stormed out in anger &By d time he got out, Akoka boys had stolen his reindeer for asun and his sleigh was badly damaged by our bumpy Obayan road. He had to take okada to his next stop.if u see santa on okada today,don't ask him 4anything.he's pissed o

Happy new year bro

Your thead ke

Happy new year in advance then

Lyssa can you.do me favour

Its real, if you think I'm liein bout. Ma *hmmmm* then you are fedinstely liein bout your hand of GOD

Hand of God indeed dream on sis

@lyssa Ok then, its as big as your hands

Did I mention bubba wears a diaper

@mary it is as big as your two hands