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A wealthy man decides to go on a safari in Africa and brings his faithful pet chihuahua along'one day the chihuahua sees a bunch of butterflies and starts to chase them after some time the chihuahua finds out that he is lost and starts to whimper, a few minutes later the chihuahua sees a leopard and is scared to death,the chihuahua then turns his back to the leopard and sees a bone on the floor.the chihuahua then starts to chew the bone very loudly and when the leopard comes close enough shout' that is one heck of a leopard,i'm stuffed' the leopard hears this and runs as fast as his legs could carry him.considering himself very lucky he says that dog nearly had me.a monkey who noticed everything that happened ran and told the leopard what the chihuahua had done,the leopard gets furious and says to the monkey let's go and show that dog who is boss,the dog seeing the monkey run to the leopard senses danger but still decides not to run,when the leopard comes closer to the dog the smart done then shouts 'its been thirty minutes and that stupid monkey is not back with my leopard' |
No I haven't, do you enjoy watching twilight |
Lol thanks. |
Yes i'm, must you beef me for every mistake I make |
No i'm not, do you want to start with mE tonight |
Yes I do know what hoax means, will efe ever leave my case |
@efe why the beef do you think I want anyone to die before the end of this year? Someone sent it to ma BB this morning and I felt it was true |
Yes its more polite than f@?!, do you think efe has gone to bed |
No its not, that shows that she is a flirt and any guy can easily bang her, did you hear that. Eddie Murphy is dead |
No I can't can you |
Hell no, it cann never happen, do you think a girl can slap me? |
Yes I do, do you think its wrong for a girl to slap a guy who approaches her for the first time |
Yes she is, I have not heard from her since that day , do you think she is cool |
@bashy yes I will, @efe no you shudn't I just felt you were still angry angry with me, have you seen id |
Yes I am are you still angry with me? |
No I won't are you a shy person |
Yes it Is, is this your most boring Christmas season ever |
@efe its not the bus wiv a problem, its just the fact that you might be mistaken for a prisoner. |
Lol |
Lyssa na you know o, so what you are trying to say is that forbidden fruit sweet die |
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@kunbee na joke o, shey naija guys no get big stuff between their legs ni |
What did I do |
A rich American and his horse goes to a bar and says 'I will give a 10 thousand dollars to anyone who can make my horse laugh' many people tried but to no avail, then a nigerian man stands up and takes the horse to the toilet a few minutes later the horse comes out laughing. The suprised horse owner Quickly thinks of a way to get his money back and decides to strike another deal with the nigerian and says 'I will give you 20 thousand dollars if you can make my horse cry and if you don't I get my 10 thousand dollars back' the nigerian laughs and takes the horse to the toilet again and likewise a few minutes later the horse comes out crying. Now furious the American gives the nigerian the money and asks what the hell did you do to my horse? The nigerian answers I told your horse that I had a bigger dick than two of his ocombined and your horse started to laugh. Still curious the American says well that answers one of my question what happened next? the nigerian answers 'I showed it to him' |
Lol, I just don't get your last statement |
Now i'm confused |
What lie is that, you think there isn't anyone that popular |
Meaning |
@ 190 you go carry kpoki and kpoli combined with HIV and AIDS |
It shows maturity and boldness |
I'm sure you are not up to 16 cos you sound so immature |