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Hamid na wa o

Not that bad,just recovering from malaria and yours

Just curious, that's all

Bad network, do you think hamid and efe are really dating

Mtn na wa o what did I miss

Did I miss anything

No don't bother do you have a boyfriend

No I'm not she might be married sef

No do you think hamid is steadily on my case

Yes. Do you think efe stays in abuja

Yes i'm, do you own a pet

No I didn,t break the rules on purpose Do you think efe is hot

Yes I do, thanks @idowu and yes i,9 cool

IDowu sorry I'm new , do you think idowu will forgive me

Yes I do.

Simple English all of you cannot spoken

Interesting. This is cool

No I'm not. Isn't this kind of odd

No i'm not

Are you guys mad

Na tom boy

Lyssa you be guy abi girl

@atreides love and lust are two different entity, not. Every teenager thinks about f@*?ing the opposite sex, some are very mature

Yezzir

And what way is that

@studio na she talk am o

@kunbee lyssa is more famous than that

Wtf

Like I said dream on

Lyssa who dash you Ferrari, dream on

Thanks, my head wants to burst

Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?"
"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it. " So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"
Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says.
"President Clinton," his boss quickly retorts.
"Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington."
And off they go. At the White House, Clinton spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.
After they leave the White house grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.
"The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Bubba. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time."
So off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.
Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Working his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him, "What happened?"
His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with Bubba?