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Karleb: the son you don already marry, abi you no the meaning of MIL?

Dear u wont understand the direction i'm comming from.

Hahaha,U go dash dem one.

Mtsheeew, how has the dead man hatred for igbos put a dime in deir bank account. He should keep dat his hatred with him in his grave.

Haahahaha @Op, i can see ur plan is to discredit slim girls.

No way,what happened to the house she was living in before we got married. I love my privacy alot. If i wear bum short now,she go dey scream say i wan seduce her son.

I'm the type that hardly open up or let out my feelings back then, but thanks to my ex, the very minute u wrong me,i wil jst let it out immediately.

mumu9gerian: beht how old are u?

Age is just a number

Ever since i started dating,my dates are either 8 or 10 years older than me,in some cases 11 yrs older and i am okay with it. So i guess i fall in the category of ladies dat luv dating older men.

SpaceGoat: mods ban this guy .. tank

And u think U'r funny.

SpaceGoat: hmmm.. this post is aim at you to show to you the evill of the word "virgin" to you male guys and female girl out there !!!! most people get stomach pain everytime and they dont dont even know why!! read on

1. You will have swollen stomach
look do you think the 1,500 sperm man produce in a secounds dispear?? let do math !! [1500=1sec , 1days=86400sec, 86400x1500=129600000 sperm in a day, in years= ooh my gods!! ]

2. You will bed wet
see bed wet is bed wet either by urinate or by sperm!! people may say "it is not o" it ia not o" it not o" but they are both same!

3.Your urinate will yellow
scientis as found out sex act as a cleaner for kidney in both male guys and female girls .. if your urinate is yellow stop being virgin

3.You will be buying vasline always
guys stop it!! no more self self servicing vasline. you are making the producers think people like the their product.

4.You will not be sexy
this is for female girls, study as show that sex increase the size of b.o.obs yes! boobos is very important in female girl ' we guy love them.. see omotola? do you know her secret to get those nice boobs ? Mr EKEINEDE!

5.You will not know book
study as show people who are not virgin concentrate more in class and work than virgins because the male guy virgin or female girl virgin is thinking about sex with her,his teacher or boss.

being virgin is pure evil and bad.. tank

Ur moniker has defined u already.
U really reason like a goat.

[quote author=]Because of a phone? [/quote]Not just because he bought a phone for me,der are other things he does dat made me reach dat conclusion.

Nawaoo,anyway men differs shaa, mine bought me one without even seeing my pants uptill now. He is really a Godsent.

Nawaooo, anyway men differs shaa, mine bought me one without even seeing my pants uptill now. He is really a Godsent.

HBD to him. But i thought dey said he is critically ill.

Moderators pls this thread needs 2 see frontpage.

Hahahaha, dont you know der is a hormone responsible for it. Though i am not guilty of it shaa.

I dont just get it, @Op, wats d message u wanna pass by opening this kind of thread.

With my powder,mirrow,lipstick and a little money,i'm good to go.

I dont give a damn what anyone is saying. As for me papa Gej is my number one.

Hmm,dis news is bcomin stale.

The only people i'm pitying in this strike of a thing is no other but the students themeselves. They hav turned to jambite over night.

Chigold101: what the OP is saying is that ladies guard their phones and expose their body. They tend to keep the contents in their phones secret but expose the secret part of their body...thats the point.

Thanks all d way.

Make i book space first

Is dis gist really true cos i have heard it somwer b4

They are preety,but when it comes to hottest,i doubt. It seems the Op jst want to mock northern girls.

Hmm

Tallesty1: It is funny bro but if you try that with me then it means I will not touch you again that night, I may not even touch you again 4 a week, month or months. Same way if you beg for money, gift or seek my consent on an issue when I'm in the mood. The sex will be cancelled and I will never grant you your wish again even if heaven opens. It makes me think she is a prostitute trying to take advantage of my weakness.

I can picture the kind of person you are. You must be very strict.

CosmicJames: . Why not just open up n save d fucking time?
U re not into him? B bold enough 2 tell him na?

I hav done dat times witout numbr, enough said on dis pls.

naijaboiy: I just don't see how this comparison relates

my dear, the Op is just contradicting himself. Wat concerns exposing of body and carrying of big phone. Dont just get it.