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Lmaoooo

GAZZUZZ:
16. never overtake when you are not sure how much fuel you have left in the car

pls add me up -08154493143....thanks

[b]That was just a marketing gimmick to make it look like they launched on 08/04 which is in rhyme with their number 0804.[/b] [color=#990000][/color]

greenhulk:
Correct, we are terrible at organizing things. There is no need to boast they are online close to 2 weeks ago and up till now no sim cards no customer support, no website, no office... It is very very terrible way to start. If a foreign company comes and do a better job we will all be screaming that they are ripping us up. This is the same thing hitv did when they took the premiership right from Dstv and then after 2 years what happened? They went down due to poor management and the same dstv that we all hate are still the ones bringing us live football.

The bottom line is ntel are NOT READY. Them claiming to launch on April 8th is a BIG FAT LIE, that was just a marketing gimmick to make it look like they launched on 08/04 which is in rhyme with their number 0804. What bothers me though is when avcompany starts with lies, I wonder what other lies they have in their closet.

Elxandre:
I know God will punish Glo abundantly!

Can you imagine buying 1.5GB data and having only 30K average speed on a good day on HSPDA+?

Later they will tell us to patronize home made goods, when they only know how to spend on Wizkid and co, instead of working on their quality.

I doubt Adenuga is aware though that his company is almost being ran aground data wise, after all he's not an engineer.

Thrash!

I concur

tola9ja:
How to survive during the Fuel Scarcity and Lack of
Electricity:

from yours truly Olaide Dammie

Go to Nearby Bank

Greet Everyone,
Plug Phone to Charge,
Plug Power Bank,
Rechargeable Fan,
Drink Water from Dispenser,
Sit Enjoy AC
Browse with dia wifi,
Watch Buhari on CNN,
stay on queue and Withdraw N1000.
Thank the bank staff and return home.
The next day go and join the queue Again to pay back the N1000 into your account.

It works.... #ghenghen#confirm#

Era of CHANGE.

hahaha....very funny

i just read her story on google and i see reasons why she's such a frustrated woman with unguarded utterances.Useless LovePeddler.May God forgive U

point of correction,,,na igbo dey inside that nylon and the scissors is to cut d weed....lmaoo..deadly girls indeed...lmao

lofty900:
So money ritualists exists in Ghana? I bin think say na Only for hia o. Why are there so many stones around the corpse? Hope he was not stoned to death

In Ghana money ritual is called (sakawa)

Thank God for ur life bro. Uv been destined to live and not die at young age

crazy dude...i feel u bruv

MadCow1:
1,500.


Based on agreement with a nearby Restaurant, 1000 Naira flat rate for any meal.. Their food sha is worth every kobo of the 1000 Naira.

Then 100 naira for water

300 naira for Big Stout (On fridays)

or

300 naira for Benson & hedges (I am currently quitting though).


the remaining hundred Naira na for "Keep the change purposes"..

Thats wasap,,no one cares...work smart,,not work hard

I concur,,but he will be d Vice President b4 he rises to d president

emlilshady:
abeg carry this questions to another thread.

Lil shady or whatever ur name I never asked u any question,,,keep ur lil self in da trash

nnesochim:
Selection board did nt favour me,some of these top jobs require sponsors,I mean eminent personalities,i have zero'd my mind on this recruitment exercise,if nt because of the Sms yesterday i thought they have concluded,DSS Officers are highly paid even more than NA,NN and other armed forces,their pay structure is not made open and dat explains why it is very competive .

Pls what was the SMS all about,,result or next stage?

Emlilshady-me I'm feeling u seriously,,u will be very useful in d IT department...Ur a naughty babe ,but ur on point...

vivalavida: Which kin lie person fit lie to escape from office again. This is incase i am called for a second test next week.
Liars in the house,please come to the help of me and those in my shoes ooo

Hahahaha- giv them story say u dey purge na....call in sick

#TeamLagos,,we b chillin,surely for d best by God's grace

@emilshady-walahi u dey use Sk ,,,na ovadose dey worry U.....

ComradeTY: Bros is Lagos still collecting application?

Nope,,dnt think so

#Teamlagos,,any invites yet,,pls update....Bless

Alice07: It is really pathetic when ppl ask questions and no one to reply. Pls when is the submission for Lagos ending and where is the genuine address. Some are saying along Ojo some are saying shangisha. Lagosians, Pls where was your application collected from u biko?

Oga dis wan no b boys scout oo,,u hv to open ya eyes well..d question hs bn answered since,,I was at ojo barracks nd was directed to cmd road shangisa for submission lastweek.Try go by 12 on today(Monday),u might b lucky..ALl d best bro

Malcolmx12: Full meaning of the following
NEMA
NEEDS
SURE-P
UNHCR
SEEDS
NEPAD

Give examples of important honors given to Nigerian citizens
Yogoslavia was divided into which countries
Who is the chairman of ECOWAS
Who is the chairman of the ongoing conference
Chibok is in Borno state, balmo forest is in where
Name where iron ore and limestone can be found

These are some of the subjective questions (german)

For theory
1. If you were president of Nigeria, how will you solve Boko Haram
2. Second question was about climate change, its implications on development.. ...
3. Third was about democracy,.........



I hope these help.. ...... It was 20 german, 3 theory answer 2. #teamDelta

Godbless Malcolm

bodmas2005: Bro pls where did u submit in lagos and what are the documents u submitted..or the requirements...pls share cuz I want to submit today.God bless @ dahme147 and samobaba

Cmd road shangisa....go along wt all required documents

Was at lagos hq to submit today,cool experience,,kudos lagos SSS

@skimpymoi-pls give me more info about retain A nd hw it works.my email add dahme_147@yahoom.com...Godbless

@leanfarmer-hahaha,very funny..pls how do I get dis python fat

Pls anyone knows the best scar solution for a dark skinned individual,,pls help[/font]