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BEEF TALK

Naijacost22:
This talent-less person is still in the news? How can this talent-less person with no good command of English,(that Nigerians official language) be shoved down our throats as a role model. This stupidityy has to stop

So all these Lagos Ibadan journalist still they shove the illiterate down our throat, while other countries they plan go moon and mars.




Edit: There is no reason for her to be a role model. better role models in the Nigerian society have not been given a forum as large as she has been given and yet we complain the morals of our society is at a down spiral. Baby mamas and slay queens every where with no talent or education all in search of fame. Who is deceiving who?

Edit 2:If you no like my post please drink rat poison i don't give a FFuck

VERY TRUE

MANIFEST (GHANA)

"INSANE'" IS UR MIDDLE NAME OGA

justmenoni:
Can you say it to my face dat i'm mad?

RUBBISH

Bujumbura:
They destroy beer but will collect 3% VAT anytime we consume beer in the South.



Northerners are riding roughshod over us because of our stupidity.


#boycottbeer

HTC

Ogbeni that was too harsh na,,d young man needs advice,,not rundown...single forever how na

sukkot:
dunno mayne. sounds like suffering to me sha. why will you want to start a family when you are still struggling ? you want to bring other people into your struggles and misery abi ? lolzzz. you better enjoy the 70 k alone and fashi family. some people just like suffering sha

must everybody have a family ? stay single forever bro

there is a camera in the wristwatch

MUMU NTA,Buy EPL rights,La-liga rights and give Nigerians pay as you watch,,,shikena

perfumed rice

MadCow1:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/4264117_kingyemialade1474448383365_jpeg25ea59a788492681d0c530e5890dc827



Even Trey Songz has VERIFIED Nigerian Jollof..

Meanwhile those Charleys in Ghana are still busy contesting this fact with their Shitto coloured rice..

Dis funny incident happened to me at oshodi yesterday,,,a strange lady touched me to ask a question and suddenly changed her mind....oh boy,i double check my JT AND start to follow her INCASE....Lmaoo

Its gonna be sold as a classic old school lambo,thats y it might be worth 200m

u didnt include fragle rock,,,

I watched all 4 cartoons and getting married soon..Cant stop laughing....Its well o

Toks2008:
Yes you read right...If you watched any of these cartoon series on Nigerian TV stations and you are not yet married,please act fast because you are definitely very over matured for marriage.

Danger Mouse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dmq13dD47g


Super Ted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQV-ouJHq2A


Speed Racer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suCm1w_KTiY




Voltron

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uS5b8aQ6z8

hahaha...na wa o..imagine

ThePeacemaker:
[size=16pt]As this economy con hard pass rock now.

Na another man yansh dey give una JOY [/size]

lord hv mercy,,,how can a right thinking mind prepare dis kinda reptile as food

mumu

blezzymoore:
Here to check name, not suprise.
yoloba and scam are like agege bread and beans

Well said from a confirmed redeemer,,,a pastor in the making. God Bless bro

terrezo2002:
The Rccg does not ordain based on your tribe. The qualification is become a member of the church, go for new believer's class and baptismal class, get baptized, do your school of disciples training/school of missions/bible school. Stay for at least 5 years. Above all, you must be Holy Ghost baptized. Well you must have been filled with the holy ghost before water baptism unless you don't know what you are doing. With this u are qualified.
The job of a pastor is not easy. Some people reject it when call upon. It takes Abundant grace

DROVE A VOLKSWAGEN BEETLE 1500,,,YEAR 2000....FUNNY

who cares abt d immediate circle oga

Horsesmouth:
Only yoruba people are paying solidarity visit, and they are all direct beneficiaries of jagabang.
This goes a long way in showing that she is not loved outside her immediate circle.

THE RICH ALSO CRY

Funny ,,,crazy dude...na testicles

fiftynaira:
I lost hope in super eagles.

When NFF fixed qualifiers same day we had yobo testament sorry testimony abi na testimonial

Exactly what i did to my present nagging boss,who doesn't appreciate anything u do and very hard to please.....just pretend like ur listening when his yelling,stop smiling unnecessarily with him when his in a happy mood, do ur best on site and open ur eyes for a new job offer...You will be his favourite and he will surely miss u when u get another job

bobbykeen:
just keep quite and watch him talk...

note: do as if were listening...

that's all..

he might actually like u or maybe he feels being challenged by ur skills ... just keep quite and continue your goodwork

hahahahaha....this happens to me ,,,,we thank God

suzan404:
2. Your answer, whenever someone asks you “how
was your paper?



Can’t say more than that abeg.

Godyke:
That Photo Snap shot by the ATM camera did capture the man's face at a proper angle thus making it difficult to proove it was actually him. Even at that, it is not enough to apprehend him. Afterall he is not the only man in such a populated state like lagos to look and dress like that. People look alike most times, beside we are not advanced enough to implement facial recognition technology. Common fingerprint and biometric database is not functional. The guy is as invincible as a ghost. He does not exist

The ATM camera snaps every user immediately he/she inserts atm card and withdraws cash so he cant deny anything, cos the photo is attached to the account number and atm card no

BEAST FROM THE EAST

My Big Daddy got holy swag u know

Rehearsals @ d shrine tonight is gonna be hot.....ARARARARA------ORORORORO

Nicely and wonderfully written....Kudos to you bruva

ebonflex:
Firstly there is something you need to understand with every fibre of your psyche.
Men and women are very different. They are not the same. Throw out everything else you've heard that tries to counter this fact.

With women, everything is connected and they can't fathom one thing without the other.
As men, we compartmentalize everything. Everything has its own box stored neatly in various rooms and the contents of each box need not touch/know that of another even if these boxes are in the same room.

Women have often wondered how men date women who they have no intention of marrying.
Acceptance from a man in one box, in a particular room does not mean an acceptance in ALL his boxes in that room. Confused yet?

I think it is very important that women pay attention here instead of going off on their own tangent on the subject. Men hardly speak about these things so when we do, you owe it to yourself to "still the inner crow" and listen.

Today we talk about the girlfriend box and the wife box, each of which take up a chunk of space in the "Romance" room.

Here are some factors that determine which female entry gets filed into the /Romance/Wife box.

- Easy enough on the eyes
Undoubtedly this starts it. The initial attention. The "all-eyes-on-me-as-I-walk-in" effect.
But the folly of many women is that they think this is also where it ends.
I say "easy enough on the eyes" because past a certain point of this, this no longer really affects the marriage rank (at least not as much as it affects the girlfriend rank). This is why you sometimes see some famous, handsome guys marry okay-looking women. It's because their beauty fulfilled the marriage quota, and the babe then focused the rest of her energy on other quotas, not just stagnating on and endlessly focusing on this like most females do.

- Respectful!!!!!
Are you the type to always yell at your man? Always look for something to fight/misunderstand about so you can feel that there is some drama in your life? Is every action you take a pathetic attempt at garnering public attention at the expense of your man's dignity? Do you find it difficult using words like "Please" "Thank you" and "I'm sorry"?

In a world of increasingly mannerless females, trust me when I say you do not want to add yourself to their ranks.
These sort only look good to themselves in their own head. To a man (and even to sensible women), a woman who lacks respect is worth very little. Only good (if at all) for one other box like that, but sorry never wifey status.


There was once a famous post on here about humility and the author said: What a man requires from you ladies is not your love, but your respect. For without it, you cannot love a man the right way. Love without respect is what you give to a dog/pet...not a man.


- Nurturing
When you go out to parties, do you do what a chick boo should?
Do you fill up a plate and serve your man? Or do you just go serve yourself and ignore him?
When you are together in private, what percentage of the food you both eat is home-made by you?

Your mothers (Employed, Educated women) did this for your fathers and you think, somehow, you are exempt from doing this for your man?

These are the little thing that make him proud to have you in his life. Some of these things should be common sense but these days, sense is something that isn't so common anymore. Okay you might be a "modern woman" (wuteva the hell that means, as if this should be synonymous with "cold uncaring woman" ), but is that not the same man you want to come and pay brideprice on your head? Where's the modernity in that? Pick a lane and stay on it.

In my dance within this game, one is often flabbergasted at the quantity of women who spout dumb sh!t like "I don't cook for my boyfriend". This ofcourse comes from the things they hear, even from churches, which the female in question then takes out of context... a trait the average female mind (that lacks the skill of listening to men) does very quickly and strongly with an inability to processing further clarification even when given/offered.

Yes don't be his housegirl, but that doesn't mean you should NEVER nurture him....nobody should even have to clarify this to you unless you are just a naturally lazy or domestically inept female... None of which make you marriage box material either.
You can stay as long as you want in that girlfriend box though...

To add to this point: I understand women enough to know that a lot of you, perhaps after a breakup feel pained that you nurtured him. Especially when done in a public way. But only women think like this.
Let me tell you what we think of a fine chick who shows publicly that she knows how to take care of a man (i.e. serving his plate in public, cooking good food, respectful, etc), We be thinking "Please Lord let this dude screw this up so I can GET her". It's sad but these girls are becoming rare and rare. You'll be doing yourself no marketing favors by hiding your nurturing abilities not just from your man but from others.

- Independent Co-dependency
These days, sorry ladies, you need to be about your paper too. go to school, learn something and apply yourself to it.
With the rate of inflation of things, dual income homes are the norm now. Women who don't seem to care about anything besides staying home and devouring money are not the prime cream of the crop...Unless maybe it's one Alhaji old enough to be your father you intend on marrying.
We guys are just not into overly-dependent women. You don't have to be making a lot of money, but be doing something that enables you some level of independence.

However there's a pretty clear distinction between Independence and foolish pride, and that distinction is called Co-dependence. It's a state of being able to handle your business, but never allowing yourself to feel like you are above the need for the influence or guidance of masculine wisdom in your life. This is a balance too many women today struggle to achieve.

Men are better at admitting the need for this balance and accepting it in their life than women. I don't think you'll ever hear a man say "I don't need a woman" unless he were gay.
Females don't handle pride-giving life features very well i.e. having a job should not afford you the right to suddenly start addressing men disrespectfully. Treat a man like a fly and he will leave. If you're also excessively parasitic, you're not good for any box in that room.

- Same Faith
The religious mind in me would want to put this at the top of this list, but I refrained from doing so.
Though this is very important (and could easily block wifey box entry), I did not put this last by accident.

Too often people have this misunderstanding of life that as long as you marry someone from your church all will be well [size=3pt](I say church because I find muslim women in general to be quite level-headed).[/size]
This is true to some extent and should certainly be encouraged, but unless you've been privy to the confidence of as much internal home drama as I have, you'll come to the understanding that human beings throw religion out the window when they want to be mean to one another.

At the end of the day it falls back to the previously mentioned factors that determine how well that relationship will be enjoyable, not just whether or not they have the same religion.

yoruba Angels!!!

omolola15:
Me i no come know oooo.

And what I said was based on a comment above mine that said Yoruba demons are also romantic. I just decided not to quote the person as u no get time. Why the word demons. Omo Yoruba ni mi and i can be romantic to anyone I care about. Lobatan