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do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.
Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said,
‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I
will make a helper suitable for him’.”
Girl: But I don’t love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not
love, does not
know God, because God is love.”
Girl: So how do I discern that your
words are true?
Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth
speaks what
the heart is full of."
Girl: But how can I be sure that you are
faithful and
honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will
pass away,
but my words will never pass away."
Girl: But why me? There are so many
girls out there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do
noble things,
but you surpass them all!”
Girl: But what do you see in me, that
makes you love me?
Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are
altogether
beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in
you."
Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful …
you’re
exaggerating.
Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is
deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a
woman who fears the Lord is to be
praised.”
Girl: What will happen if I say yes?
Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man
leaves his
father and mother and is united to his
wife, and they become one flesh."
Girl: How is it that you know so many
Scriptures?
Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the
Law always on your lips; meditate on it
day and night, so that you may be
careful to do everything written in it.
Then you will be prosperous and
successful. "
Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love
God.
Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the
Lord is good; blessed is the one who
takes refuge in Him!”
Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me
some time to
think about this.
Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers
and sisters,
whatever is true, whatever is noble,
whatever is
right, whatever is pure, whatever is
lovely, whatever is admirable—if
anything is excellent or praiseworthy—
think about such things."
Girl: owwww I love you already
Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen." do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.
Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said,
‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I
will make a helper suitable for him’.”
Girl: But I don’t love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not
love, does not
know God, because God is love.”
Girl: So how do I discern that your
words are true?
Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth
speaks what
the heart is full of."
Girl: But how can I be sure that you are
faithful and
honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will
pass away,
but my words will never pass away."
Girl: But why me? There are so many
girls out there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do
noble things,
but you surpass them all!”
Girl: But what do you see in me, that
makes you love me?
Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are
altogether
beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in
you."
Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful …
you’re
exaggerating.
Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is
deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a
woman who fears the Lord is to be
praised.”
Girl: What will happen if I say yes?
Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man
leaves his
father and mother and is united to his
wife, and they become one flesh."
Girl: How is it that you know so many
Scriptures?
Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the
Law always on your lips; meditate on it
day and night, so that you may be
careful to do everything written in it.
Then you will be prosperous and
successful. "
Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love
God.
Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the
Lord is good; blessed is the one who
takes refuge in Him!”
Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me
some time to
think about this.
Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers
and sisters,
whatever is true, whatever is noble,
whatever is
right, whatever is pure, whatever is
lovely, whatever is admirable—if
anything is excellent or praiseworthy—
think about such things."
Girl: owwww I love you already do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.
Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said,
‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I
will make a helper suitable for him’.”
Girl: But I don’t love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not
love, does not
know God, because God is love.”
Girl: So how do I discern that your
words are true?
Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth
speaks what
the heart is full of."
Girl: But how can I be sure that you are
faithful and
honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will
pass away,
but my words will never pass away."
Girl: But why me? There are so many
girls out there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do
noble things,
but you surpass them all!”
Girl: But what do you see in me, that
makes you love me?
Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are
altogether
beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in
you."
Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful …
you’re
exaggerating.
Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is
deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a
woman who fears the Lord is to be
praised.”
Girl: What will happen if I say yes?
Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man
leaves his
father and mother and is united to his
wife, and they become one flesh."
Girl: How is it that you know so many
Scriptures?
Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the
Law always on your lips; meditate on it
day and night, so that you may be
careful to do everything written in it.
Then you will be prosperous and
successful. "
Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love
God.
Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the
Lord is good; blessed is the one who
takes refuge in Him!”
Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me
some time to
think about this.
Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers
and sisters,
whatever is true, whatever is noble,
whatever is
right, whatever is pure, whatever is
lovely, whatever is admirable—if
anything is excellent or praiseworthy—
think about such things."
Girl: owwww I love you already
Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen."
Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen." it's funny but i don't like making jokes with the Bible

Lazy fools looking for a slight opportunity to break shops and steal. Anyway, we have them here in Nigeria

Alert, so na so you be

You see to that. He did not say that he will make the country ungovernable. He did not say that blood will flow. Some of our leaders need to hide their face in shame

I am sure that he is an apc member. They want to win by all means.

Please what is wrong with this yoruba obas. Before obas don't meddle in politics. But I doubt that. I know this oba is a gentle man. I think they want to tarnish his image.

Who sign the write up? This is a faceless body. This can not emanate from the true yorubars I know. Tinubu, a respected yoruba leader has disowned obas statement. Ambode has done same. Why do we bother our self by a statement made by a lunatic residing in Togo after sniffing Evo stick gum. Let's talk something important jare

Please Moses nwafor make sure it's only the ibos are passing through. See you on the other side of the lagoon where Jimmy is waiting for the celebration to begin.

There is no need for the explanation. He is still the commander in chief. He can visit any part of the country without taking permission from Lai Mohammed. Lai you are beginning to loose value. There is a limit to every thing. Don't take the president's silence to mean cowardly.

Yvonne, Yvonne, Yvonne. How many times I called you? You will know wetin you do to yourself later in life. You are 31 now and your booby don't sag, how is it going to look when you get to 50. Beware of down - pressor men in Nigeria. To be 4 - warned is to be 5-armed

It's time we accord some respect to the office of the President. Lai should know that President Jonathan is still the sitting president of the federal Republic of Nigeria. What measures he or his party is using for the sitting president will also be used for the in-coming president. There is a limit to all these baseless accusations. Nigerians are not fools. Yes we wanted change and that was why we voted Gen buhari not because of his party. We also want change in Lagos and that's why we will massively vote for Jimmy. Can an individual be holding a whole state at ransom. The wife, senator. Inlaw, honorable. Sister, iyaloja. Do you think we are all fools Lai. Why don't you address that long ago. Yorubas are wise. Forget that

Jk, you are OK. Jimmy you don't need to campaign again. You have our votes. Every Igbo man in lag will vote for change in lag and the change will certainly come from you. You are the son of the soil we know. The son of the soil we trust. You are in business and you know what it takes. Those that are always in paid don't understand how we business people feel. We know you can definitely deliver. You are not going there to steal government money because you have already made money. Sai Jimmy. Sai real lagosian

Ndigbo has decided. Let us see how the hell will fall. With this statement , we shall all vote for jimi. He is our choice. He is also son of the soil. There is no going back. We equally want change in lag. Jimmy for governor 2015

I heard the other day when one oba from South west told president Jonathan that the obas don't campaign for politicians. Is this not campaign? Or does it mean this one is a politician? I guess with the level of his education, he should know that this statement is inciting. Let him get ready to face ICC if any thing happens to any ibo during and after the election. Empty treat. Why don't he declare that there will be no election in lag.

The boy should be castrated. Who knows if the mother lured him into that.

She can naaaaaag. She will always win gold medal for Nigeria if hissing is a sport in Olympics

na wao. Something must be wrong with him. I think he needs help. We should not crucify him