₦airaland Forum

Moyarh:
Lol. Its good bro, you'r warming up for it cos you'd soon be profitably employed "fulltime".

Sure. Thanks man.

LastMumu:
Yours is even better, I found my dad found an unbelievable mistake on my CV after he asked me to give him some copies, so he can share with some of his big clients. Instead of typing "i have much profound love for marketing" in the hobby section of my CV, I somehow managed to type " i have much profound love for masturbating".... ... .and the thing don dey my CV since for over 2 years now no job.

My dad just looked at me and landed me a hot slap.

You must be joking here.

What??

amicable09:
*smiles* I can imagine.

How was work today?

'work' was slow.... the way I get asked of this work, i'll start thinking i'm employed fulltime.

Anyway, hope your day went well...

amicable09:
Hahahaha. Dave, this kind of discovery ... lol. Please check for other errors of omission and commission o

I just tire.

Been all over it like CIA.

Thank you Kunzo, really appreciate. Please modify and clear my full name. Thanks.

kunzo:
Can sombody pls respond and educate this message below.

I only told him that there is no persona data in the cv sent and see the response below.

Hello Solomon,

What do you mean by personal data? Is it not during the screening that you bring personal identification? i.e birth certificate, drivers license etc. I've never heard that personal information will be added to a CV plus it is not the best practice.

Thanks

Wow. Some people don't want to be helped.


Please you still haven't replied me.

kunzo:
ADAMU OLAMIDE HAMMED, I have submitted but your age is giving me concern, you will be 28years by 18-04-2016.

Please Can you confirm mine?

bettercreature:
Why the OP can not go to benue to buy them or does he think its easy to buy food stuffs from over 700km

Bad roads.

Orange is like pure water there.

Today I made an amazing discovery in my CV. My village people removed the second zero in my contact number and I have been sending the cv out like that.

Instead of 08057*****1, what's been there is 0857******1.

Guys do cross check your cv for any silly mistake.

kunzo:
Please, people should stop sending cv to me for now. let me clear with those one already received. Over 500 cv. people can as well try online

Good morning bro. Hope you're good. Sent you an email to confirm yesterday night. Davidson.

amicable09:
Come and collect the bag *smiles.

Ok o, Mrs Ambode

amicable09:
Very well too, thanks. Were you born in Lag Dave?

Yes I was. Any goodies for lagos born?

amicable09:
Lol. I had to when I noticed the missing letters *winks.

How was your day Dave?

Lol. Nice..


My day went well dear, yours?

Kelechi2020, guess you've gotten help by now. I cannot help with a professional review as I am not a professional myself. But if you insist, send me a pm.

amicable09, I saw what you did there.

babafirst:
Lwkmddddddd.I knew the Op must have misconstrued shouting for sensible, logical argument.Even from his post he did not cite a specific example of 'taken to the cleaners'.And there is something about interviews and probing a guest. You have to exhaust all the points against the visitor ,you don't interview to agree with a guest whether the guest is for or against.

Exactly. I wonder if they were expecting the interviewers to applaud him or continue poking holes in his argument.

Partisanship has blinded lots of people.

fewj:
I didn't watch the interview, but I share the same opinion that the long awaited heavenly ministers are doing almost nothing after their appointment. I don't see how inspecting a project will boost power supply. They keep increase the tariff, increasing taxes and I keep spending a fortune on petrol to power my office and home and you have the effrontery, the impetus, impertinence, temerity, insolence, audacity and nerve to come online and argue against their their obvious sluggishness and breach of campaign promises, infact karma will answer you for me.

I share this same view because i'm also being affected. I am not living in America, I am here in Nigeria facing same hardship. But I know that for policies to arrived at and driven then an on the field assessment of all our ministries have to be carried out to get accurate info from mere paper information left behind by the last admin.

If you're expecting Nigeria to turn to heaven in 1 year, then i'm sorry, you're headed for heart attack. Our cash cow, oil is below 30$ per barrel, our external reserve is nothing to write home about and you want to see a speedy turn around. Lol

karma is already answering you and me for the times we kept quiet when our resources were being plundered and looted.

Thankfully I watched it, if not i'd have believed Op.

If shouting, refusing to hear out your interviewers, distorting the words of the president and ministers, giving hilarious facts means taking them to the cleaners then you're right.

Those that didn't watch it, please try and do to judge yourself.

Let me tell you what happened last, He said the ministers appear not to be doing anything that everything was at a standstill, Then they showed him a clip of Fashola inspecting power plants, Right there on live TV, the man twisted what fashola said to suit his narrative.

For those saying ChannelsTV is pro-APC, I can only laugh. Channels neutrality and objectivity have kept them above all other stations in Nigeria for a very long time now.

amicable09:
Dave, I practically battled this morning to reply you! We are so going back to those times, those times when it was Dave and I being partners in crime! Lol.

I'm so ready to answer your questions. I don't lie but I won't want to reveal too much on here. If you ask me sth that requires a good camera to answer, we will have to buy one from Jumia *winks.

That mental activity you mentioned, I'm interested o... Lecturing things ba? lol. Good morning to you dear, hope you are set for the day!? Have a great day my 1924 love.

***** modified. So, I replied twice! Mmmh, this is a serious love *smiles.

Lol. I have to get ready for a war with Lero if we have to go back to those times.

I know you won't, you people and your anon game. I'll order a camera from jumia when i'm ready to get in on your secrets anon queen.

It's not only lecturing, but come to think of it, Lecturing job won't be bad it's just me trying to stay sane on this train. Good morning to you too, I don't even know if i'm set. Do have a splendid iyawo Lero

amicable09:
I miss you too! My love before the war... lol. I've been good.

Tell me how exactly you are and let's talk about the secret things you want me to reveal *smiles.

Lool. I wish we could go back to those times.

I'm alright, just lot of mental activity. Are you sure you want to reveal them? You know there are eavesdroppers here.

amicable09, i've missed you. Hope you're good.

FrozenSnowman:

thanks

Lol, there's nothing to fear.

LOL

After you people fight and kill yourselves over politicians, they meet, laugh and drink beer together. In the end you're the ultimate Loser.

In Nigeria there are no ideologies, all politicians have the same interest and aspiration.

Continue fighting over politicians oo, your eyes will soon clear.

Abirisegun:
Thank you o, help me tell the op. Nothing is as bad as doing nothing. Currently I am 'underemployed' as the Account Officer at a new Polytechnic in Oshogbo, Osun State. I studies Philosophy, 10 of us came for the Test, Screening and Interview, I was the only one employed. Thanks to God, and tips from Nairaland.

So according to op, I shouldn't take it cos it isn't in my line?! or cos the pay is very poor?! (< minimum wage).

Doing something is better than nothing. But I must confess, the op raise some vital issue

Of course, but in a country where micro biologists, biochemists and their likes are working in banks. It doesn't quite apply.

FrozenSnowman:
Frozensnowman
schooled in the south ( I like my anonymity here,pardon me for that . besides my account goes beyond jobland)
petrochemical engineering
single
corper
beauty is in the eye of the beholder . i'm 5'5", size 4 with curves at least( God compensation for the size).make pepper red, make some flesh improve the ministry
for now,job/vacancies section is a good place to be

Anonymity? Lol. The detectives in the house will pick up your case soon.

Anyway, you're welcome to the chatroom.

Abirisegun:
What is this one saying, abeg park well joor, na people like you wey don get job no wants the rest get. lols

Lols. I wish.

I just dey tell am for e own good. If one superior check this forum see say e dey share that kind info, e no go funny.

Me sef dey find job.

There's no wrong job in a country like Nigeria where there are limited options.

kunzo:
Best of luck. i will still show

Thanks, but i'm not writing today. Just sent my cv to you yesterday.

natureisgood:
Thanks

You're welcome. I'll love to hear from you when you're done.

Goodluck to you all writing the aptitude test today.

barajo1:
No one is talking of jobs in dis forum

Lol. It's a chatroom, many things are discussed here.

Obumorji:
Good morning God bless us all! Please am in Enugu I need help in getting a. Job! Please I really need job!!!

Hey Obumorji, good morning. Have you inquired from those telcos experience centres in shoprite if they are recruiting?

Secondly, have you dropped your cv at regional HQ of banks in Enugu?

And lastly, have you been to Enugu disco?