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RomanceRe: What Do I Give Her For Vals Day? by DaJunta(m): 2:36pm On Feb 14, 2008
@Dee02,

Which wan com be make him give am HIV? huh

We should stop the circulation of HIV and u are promoting it. shocked

By d way, e be like say u be HIV carrier. undecided
RomanceRe: What Do I Give Her For Vals Day? by DaJunta(m): 1:02pm On Feb 13, 2008
Sorry,

What i meant to type was.

"I'm incomplete without YOU!"
RomanceRe: What Do I Give Her For Vals Day? by DaJunta(m): 12:58pm On Feb 13, 2008
Mail her a red rose with a card saying

" What is love? those who dont like it call it responsibility.

Those who play it, call it a game.

Those who dont have it, call it a dream.

Those who understands it, call it destiny.

But as 4 me, I call it YOU!"

I'm incomplete with YOU, my love. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, cool
RomanceRe: Someone I Truly Loved Leave Me And Go With A Yahoo Boy: What Can I Do? by DaJunta(m): 3:43pm On Feb 12, 2008
@poster,

I doubt if u love her to just get over her in a hurry and want someone urgently huh

Atimes one has to spend time alone to refocus and redirect yourself in ways that will prevent such a thing from repeating itself. how? By ensuring that u provide ur girl with protection, security, time and all her needs wink. When u summarise all these stuffs, it equals to financial stability (Money/ Ego/ Owo/ Kwudi/ USD/ Euro/ GBP).

So brace up and attain financial stability.

As for d Yahooboy,

He is yet to attain financial stability, I believe he wooed your girl the same way he woos his victims.
Your girl im sure will be heartbroken and it will be too late for her then. sad

All d best and BE A MANNNN and dont cry
Jokes EtcRe: Cant Help Laughing by DaJunta(m): 12:57pm On Feb 12, 2008
grin

Na wa oooo huh

anyhow sha wink
Jokes EtcRe: What A Boy by DaJunta(m): 12:49pm On Feb 12, 2008
shocked grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Sebi Una Tink Say Una Sabi Craze? by DaJunta(m): 12:37pm On Feb 12, 2008
sad sad
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How To Send A Cv by DaJunta(m): 12:03pm On Feb 12, 2008
shocked
Christianity EtcRe: What Will You Be Giving Up For Lent? by DaJunta(m): 1:02pm On Feb 06, 2008
I suggest no alcohol, soda drinks for d whole 40days and drink only water.

I guess its a huge sacrifice
Jokes EtcRe: New Virus Warning by DaJunta(m): 3:05pm On Feb 04, 2008
shocked
Jokes EtcRe: God, I'm Coming! I'm Coming! by DaJunta(m): 2:44pm On Feb 04, 2008
;d ;d ;d :d
Jokes EtcRe: God, I'm Coming! I'm Coming! by DaJunta(m): 2:43pm On Feb 04, 2008
Sex is d koko, grin

thats y it's all abt it
Jokes EtcRe: How To Use A Condom by DaJunta(m): 1:51pm On Jan 31, 2008
;d huh :p
Jokes EtcRe: What A Wife by DaJunta(m): 1:20pm On Jan 30, 2008
;Dkool
InvestmentRe: Can One Have 2 Cscs Account Number Fro Different Stockbrokers by DaJunta(m): 4:44pm On Jan 28, 2008
Alvin,

Yes I believe you can have 2 CSCS accounts,
although with different stockbrokers.

Its like having an account in Zenith, UBA, Diamond name it
Jokes EtcRe: "how To Keep A Woman Happy" by DaJunta(m): 3:13pm On Jan 28, 2008
But i can only pass through d list for only my would be wife.

i cant do all those for some passer bys cool
Jokes EtcRe: "how To Keep A Woman Happy" by DaJunta(m): 3:12pm On Jan 28, 2008
To please a woman huh
My broda that list long oooo and na true.
I dey pass through that list as i write, yet i never even please am at all.

Man don suffer no b small. cry
Jokes EtcRe: Why I Am Married? by DaJunta(op): 3:03pm On Jan 28, 2008
'A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord , I pray for: Wisdom , To understand a man ,
to Love and to forgive him , and for patience , For his moods.

Because Lord , if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death' wink
Jokes EtcRe: Why I Am Married? by DaJunta(op): 2:56pm On Jan 28, 2008
First guy says , 'My wife's an angel!'

Second guy remarks , 'You're lucky , mine's still alive.'
Jokes EtcRe: Why I Am Married? by DaJunta(op): 2:55pm On Jan 28, 2008
Just think , if it weren't for marriage ,
men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. huh
Jokes EtcRe: Why I Am Married? by DaJunta(op): 2:55pm On Jan 28, 2008
Then there was a woman who said,
'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then , it was too late.' sad
Jokes EtcRe: Why I Am Married? by DaJunta(op): 2:54pm On Jan 28, 2008
A young son asked, 'Is it true Dad , that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'
Dad replied , 'That happens in every country , son.'
Jokes EtcRe: Why I Am Married? by DaJunta(op): 2:53pm On Jan 28, 2008
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished .
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by DaJunta(m): 2:29pm On Jan 28, 2008
Guys,

Pls could someone give me info about Sterling bank & Ecobank merger?
I learnt it's because of it that they r on technical suspension.
Abeg when will this end, cos my money is tied down in Sterling bank.
Jokes EtcRe: Why I Am Married? by DaJunta(op): 2:02pm On Jan 28, 2008
A little boy asked his father,
'Daddy , how much does it cost to get married?'
Father replied , 'I don't know son , I'm still
paying.' shocked
Jokes EtcRe: Why I Am Married? by DaJunta(op): 2:00pm On Jan 28, 2008
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better
revenge than to let her keep him.
Jokes EtcRe: Why I Am Married? by DaJunta(op): 1:59pm On Jan 28, 2008
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'.

Next day she received a hundred letters. They all
said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
Jokes EtcRe: Why I Am Married? by DaJunta(op): 1:58pm On Jan 28, 2008
At a cocktail party , one woman said to another,
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'

'Yes , I am. I married the wrong man.'
grin cheesy
Jokes EtcWhy I Am Married? by DaJunta(op): 1:56pm On Jan 28, 2008
You have two choices in life:

You can stay single and be miserable, or

get married and wish you were dead. cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Yahooze Song by DaJunta(m): 12:11pm On Jan 28, 2008
YAHOOZEE IS cool cool cool

Olu abeg ride on, Proudly Nigeriannnnnnn
RomanceRe: Slept With 2 Sisters by DaJunta(op): 3:16pm On Jan 23, 2008
@Nehems,

Cant u get it angry Every party involved in this topic has moved on. I dont have any relationship with the younger sister anylonger. The are both happily married now,

Tanx
RomanceRe: Slept With 2 Sisters by DaJunta(op): 11:57am On Jan 23, 2008
@Meta4,

Tanx for ur advise but as Ezinwannem said, the topic is over because both sisters has moved forward.
They are both married now, so i dont need to do any picking/choosing.

Unless u expect me to tell them the truth for record purposes but i dont think it will be a good idea.
I'm letting the dog sleep and moved forward.

Cheers all smiley

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