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RomanceRe: Geting Married To An Aids Patient! by DaJunta(m): 2:16pm On Apr 09, 2008
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

huh

shocked
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Handsome Guy Needed by DaJunta(m): 2:08pm On Apr 09, 2008
;d
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Handsome Guy Needed by DaJunta(m): 2:05pm On Apr 09, 2008
;d
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Who Is The Best Finisher In The World? by DaJunta(m): 1:56pm On Apr 09, 2008
[size=18pt]FERNANDO TORRES[/size]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: No Longer An Arsenal Fan. Going To Manchester United by DaJunta(m): 1:41pm On Apr 09, 2008
tocdee:
B$ You decamp, go check the meaning of the word, 'Supporter'. I am a proud Liverpool fan and can u imagine what it's like not contending for the league? But I stick to the club through thick and thin. Am I a supporter? -Sure.

You also realize that Teams rise and fall, players come and go but he most lasting part of a club is its support.
SO ask yourself if u're a supporter or someone who love's a permanent high. Hell, even drugs and booze can't offer you that.
You are absolutely correct, we liverpool fans stick with our clubs and we are proud irrespective of not contending 4d premiership. It was the supporters (12th Man) that helped liverpool gun down d gunners yesterday.

[size=14pt]YNWA[/size]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by DaJunta(m): 1:26pm On Apr 09, 2008
[size=16pt]LIVERPOOL I STAND!!!

4 GOALS == 4 GBOSAS grin

YNWA[/size]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by DaJunta(m): 1:18pm On Apr 09, 2008
Chelsea dey fear us, so we will take advantage of that and run them down as usual grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by DaJunta(m): 1:15pm On Apr 09, 2008
@tocdee,

Skrtel was great in defense, made some great tackles. I think he has earned a regular place on the starting XI.
The atmosphere was tension packed especially when Adebayor scored shocked
He taught it was game over not knowing that Liverpool can also score late goals like them.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: We Met On Nairaland, Dating & Will Walk Up D Altar: by DaJunta(op): 1:05pm On Apr 09, 2008
fyneguy:
really?

if God can do it for Da junta, then mine is sure too.

the first lady that says amen, becomes my wife.
grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: The World's Smallest Girl! by DaJunta(m): 12:38pm On Apr 09, 2008
She is actually small as a 14 yr old but bet me
in 4years time, some guys will wanna taste her , shocked

In every creation, u have a life partner grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Mtn Midnite Call, Notice To Females by DaJunta(m): 11:59am On Apr 09, 2008
huh
Jokes EtcThese Ibo People Sef? by DaJunta(op): 11:15am On Apr 09, 2008
Ibo People Sef!

A Nigerian business tycoon was at a social gathering where other
moguls and wealthy men were present.

The Ibo businessman looked for all ways to oppress the other rich men who
were present at the gathering.
Just for that foolish reason, he sent for his driver and had this
conversation with him:
Driver, go to my house, not the green one, the red one.
Not the red one in Ikoyi, the red one in Victoria Island.
Not the one in Adeola Odeku, shocked
the one on Etim Iyang Cresent. Not No. 22, but No. 11.
You will see a black gate, fling it open.
You will see a green Honda Civic.
Perpendicularly, adjacently opposite to
the Civic is a blue Toyota Carina E.
It is not that one.
Trigonometrically, geometrically, hypotenously 90 degrees to the 306 is a
Mazda 929.
It is not that one.

The Mazda is very close to a regular Benz, the regular Benz is behind a
406, the 406 is beside Volvo S40 which is in front of a Honda Accord
blocking a Toyota RAV4 opposite a Honda CRV that makes a crescent to the
Prado Jeep.

On getting to the Prado Jeep, make a diagonal sharp turn to the left
extreme right top corner, on your way to where I parked the M-Class. Very
close to the E-Class in front of the Beast at the back of the swimming pool
is a lovely S. Type Jaguar.
Don't touch the bonnet. Go to the boot, fling it open.
You will see red, white and blue briefcases.
The red one contains dollars,10 million dollars.
Don't touch it.
The blue contains pounds, 8 million pounds.
Don't touch it.
The white one contains Naira,
500s, 200s,100s,50s, 20s, 10s denominations.
I arranged them in hierarchical order.
500 Nairas in first layer,
200 Nairas in second,
100 Nairas 3rd layer,
50 Nairas 4th layer,
20 Nairas 5th
and 10 Nairas top floor.

Take one 10 Naira. Go and use it to buy pure water, and don't forget to
bring my change

huh huh
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: We Met On Nairaland, Dating & Will Walk Up D Altar: by DaJunta(op): 10:56am On Apr 09, 2008
[size=16pt]AMEN TOO!!!


YNWA[/size]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: No Longer An Arsenal Fan. Going To Manchester United by DaJunta(m): 10:28am On Apr 09, 2008
wormedup:
Da junta,

Rafa has only managed a draw and[b] A LOSE with Avram already; is he really a match [/b]huh
@Wormedup,

When it comes to EUROPE grin It's a different ball game all together.
Avram aint a match 2 Rafa, Im sure Avram's former boss Mourinho can attest 2 that grin

YNWA
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by DaJunta(m): 10:17am On Apr 09, 2008
It feels so great gunning d GONNERS down grin
The are yet to join d elites when it comes to Europe wink

Rafa is actually the master of 2nd legs, smiley Can u imagine d introduction of babel turned
the whole match around.

Let me catch any GONNER that will talk when Men are talking, grin

[size=16pt]4 GBOSAS 4 LIVERPOOL

GBOSA============== grin

GBOSA=============== cheesy

GBOSA=============== wink

GBOSA================ grin

YNWA[/size]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by DaJunta(m): 10:07am On Apr 09, 2008
[size=14pt]LIVERPOOL FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!


YNWA[/size]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: No Longer An Arsenal Fan. Going To Manchester United by DaJunta(m): 10:02am On Apr 09, 2008
BETTER COME JOIN LIVERPOOL COS WE ARE GONNA ELIMINATE CHELSEA LIKE OTHER YEARS grin

AVRAM GRANT IS NO MATCH WITH RAFA BENITEZ wink

LIVERPOOL RULES EUROPE,


YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by DaJunta(m): 9:53am On Apr 09, 2008
Assnal aint our match anytime anyday tongue

U guys failed 2 realise u were in ANFIELD grin

YNWA
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Matured Virgins: Looking For Husbands by DaJunta(m): 3:46pm On Apr 07, 2008
Notin do them abeg,

Their blessings are on the way,

All u have to do is be patient & Believe,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by DaJunta(m): 3:43pm On Apr 07, 2008
Good goal by crouch,

YNWA

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: We Met On Nairaland, Dating & Will Walk Up D Altar: by DaJunta(op): 3:37pm On Apr 07, 2008
Thats my love Ezinwannem, kiss

@Mc Omo,
U wan try us? shocked

I sure say ur liver never reach like that.
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by DaJunta(m): 2:44pm On Apr 07, 2008
ngegy:
I think I`m interested in this new business. Please can you send me the account details to use to send the money to you? what percentage return should I expect? Thank you sir.
419, Shine ur eyes oooooo shocked
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: We Met On Nairaland, Dating & Will Walk Up D Altar: by DaJunta(op): 2:06pm On Apr 07, 2008
Mc Omo:
by the way . . . .must I announce to the whole world before u all know Gamine and I are the hottest couple even ahead of Da Junta and Hotstepper huh

God bless u Seun jare . . . . grin
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

@Mc Omo,

It's not left to u to decide on the hottest couples on Nairaland but the decision is in d hands of ALL NAIRALANDERS.
In fact, we go arrange election 4 this very purpose and let the hottest couple be known cool
RomanceRe: Slept With 2 Sisters by DaJunta(op): 1:58pm On Apr 07, 2008
Ezinwannem:
@DA JUNTA, we hope u will be happily married 2, now, diz topic is officially ova
Yeah, I hope 2 b happily married to you soon,

So Sweetie I never knew it was U (my love) all this while shocked

Cant stop loving ya,
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: We Met On Nairaland, Dating & Will Walk Up D Altar: by DaJunta(op): 1:55pm On Apr 07, 2008
ruky_ivy:
MY HUBBY IS ON Nairaland TOO
THOUGH I DID NOT MEET HIM ONLINE wink

THIS IS D THREAD OF D YEAR wink wink
grin grin U better declare ur love and testify so that the good Lord will give u double portion, lol grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: We Met On Nairaland, Dating & Will Walk Up D Altar: by DaJunta(op): 1:49pm On Apr 07, 2008
nwando:
I found where the love started.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-25343.32.html#msg640717
Nwando tanx for all d compliments but 4 this singular act of uprooting a dead thread shocked

U should be either a detective or private investigator, lol

I wonder what u cant find grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Matured Virgins: Looking For Husbands by DaJunta(m): 2:24pm On Apr 04, 2008
patani:
I guess you want to use them to scam nairalanderz,
Real Scamer![size=8pt][/size] grin cool
Your mates are in cafes chating as yahoo yahoo boy and duping white men not your fellow naigerains.
I dont think there is anything juicy to suck out of an NCE holder & baby trader grin

They go suck sef grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Party For All Nairalanders? What Do You Think by DaJunta(m): 2:17pm On Apr 04, 2008
We need more of actions, setting up committee to organise every every and come out with dates. Know how logistics will be raised as i blive 70% of nairalanders will be cut out 4a groove of a lifetime.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Married But Needs Some Shagging by DaJunta(m): 2:10pm On Apr 04, 2008
Why everybody dey halla, there are some girls in here that would be intrested but just being shy. We see these stuff evryday, even u tell d babe u don marry she go talk say na married men dey caring and no dey break heart like their young guyz grin

Can u imagine that, although i aint in support of flirting outta wedlock angry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Matured Virgins: Looking For Husbands by DaJunta(m): 1:47pm On Apr 04, 2008
nossycheek:
The younger works with a transport coy (NCE holder)

The older wants to open a shop for baby clothes

@foster cat
What qualifies one to be called "a Lady"

Methink Virgins at their ages should be commended rather than critised.
@ Nossycheek,
Virginity doesnt guarantee a good, peaceful marriage. Virginity is a plus but it could also be read as a lack of opportunity to eheehee, u sabi na wink

They are virgins doesnt say that they are of good character too. huh

With there ages, shocked something is wrong somewhere.

There academic qualifications are actually shallow, sorry 2 say that but it counts nowadays in 9ja. A man cant comfortably finance the affairs/needs of a family alone thereby their wives assists. With an NCE certificate, i wonder the kinda job she can get while the other a baby clothing trader shocked It doesnt look attractive and that maybe some of the reasons they are still single.

Even a trader in Onitsha, Aba or Balogun market wants a graduate as a wife talkless of a graduate.

I wish them the best ans as 4 me, NO VACANCY smiley
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by DaJunta(m): 1:32pm On Apr 04, 2008
Best buy 4 monday nko? Abeg no mind me but i want to 4get 100k in a stock

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