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Factcheck0001:It was a hired private jet. Knocks should be constant on your thick agbari. |
But when him dey kill voters and destroy properties of political opponents, him no remember say God dey. Life dey sweet am... ![]() Coward... ![]() |
Wike the tyrannic Buffon.. |
Hitler Wike begging for mercy. Him see death face to face, almost poo 💩 for pant. ![]() Walahi the thing sweet me special.. ![]() |
Southerners should better go into farming on a massive scale. If we buying food from the north,we are indirectly funding Bello Turji and his band of scallywag terrorists |
E good as God wan punish that devil. If him like make him no repent. Let him keep prancing around because he thinks all the policemen in the world can save him. He can kill others for political power but can call on God to save his miserable life. |
So life dey sweet the coward. ![]() He don remember God as the heavens have finally decided to fall on his head. I thought he was bragged 'Heavens will not fall!. ![]() I told you all that this man will run away from this country if another govt enter. Heavy coward. ![]() Behind all that huffing and puffing, na serious coward him be. ![]() Man to man, he will prostrate and beg you for his life, if you corner am for corrordor.. ![]() |
Chummynoni:She is 32 and has few years for her ovaries to expire. ![]() I read her dairy.. ![]() |
Taquin:LOL..Madam feminist. You are pained I love it. Nature made it very clear. Production of ovaries have an expiry date. Give or take 15-20 years shelf life from the day you start menstruating. Sperm production continues for a lifetime. ![]() So the man can still wait, hustle, make money, get married at 40 and still build a meaningful family life. See you, see menopause, I know that is why you are bitter. ![]() That guy who you thought was too short, too poor, too ugly or too fat and not your spec, has moved on and is now firing on all cylinders with his pinopino chasis wife of 20-27 years. You still dey find Odogwu dream man wey dem mould with clay.. ![]() |
Pascal9:You felt intimidated and started blackmailing about who invented what. Which one you don invent apart from jealousy and witchcraft wey wan finish your dirty heart, when you read my post. Black man and jealousy. If him no dey make am, nobody suppose make am.. ![]() Better change for the better and stop being bitter with low self esteem.. Who pass you, pass you. GBA fun Oga e.. ![]() |
So life dey sweet the coward. ![]() He don remember God as the heavens have finally decided to fall on his head. I thought he was bragging 'Heavens will not fall!. ![]() I told you all that this man of impunity will run away from this country if another govt enter. Heavy coward. ![]() Behind all that huffing and puffing, na serious coward him be. ![]() Man to man, he will prostrate and beg you for his life, if you corner am for corrordor.. ![]() |
Of course, and when he leaves office tommorow, you will never ring his phone again. Go and ask Buhari, how many calls he gets today. His phone is as active as a dead man's phone. ![]() |
Obiano come chopulate all the money, run go America.. |
Pascal9:It is actually 100k. I am not here to impress you.. ![]() Go show it to your Solar engineer so you can cry more about your poverty. You are in trouble. ![]() |
Saskay44:In their 20s, them still dey hot. Their dream man gets six packs, handsome, rich, tall, fair/dark smells like roses. When you tell them about marriage immediately after school, they will tell you they want to explore (enjoy life). In fact, the worst time to ask a lady for her number is the day she is graduating or convocating. She go snub you eh, e go be like say you wear back of cloth. ![]() If you are asking them out and they want to get rid of you forever, they will tell you they are engaged. 4 years later, Relationship status on Facebook- 'It's complicated'. After all the shakara, the reality dawns on them really hard and fast. They realise that nothing really dey outside. Another 4 years later, they become very nice and homely, at that time they are nearing 40 and the biological clock is ticking fast. Shiloh becomes their second home. Online relationship counselling becomes their favourite pastime. They are begging internet match-makers for suitors. ![]() Whatever you do as a man, improve yourself everyday, you will become an attractant for many and then you can pick who you want. I respect ladies who finish school immediately and settle down, especially the beautiful ones. |
Pascal9:If you believe or not. It changes nothing. Na you get your mind. Na me get my facts. Poverty don twist Una brain, sotey Una think say everybody dey the same level with Una. ![]()
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![]() When I was a little innocent boy of 6 years. I usually wondered what the church meant by giving offerings to God. I thought that after church service or mass, the pastor takes all the money into a sacred chamber, locks himself and the money in there and pray fervently until all the monies start evaporating to heaven. ![]() Na when I hear fela song, I come know say pastors and Imams dey chopulate our money for mouth. ![]() Poor, innocent me. ![]() |
Cable index na fake statistics merchants normally. They are trying to be Stastisense so badly but they get their figures from Temu. ![]() |
seborrhic:You have serious interests in Power economy. I know.. ![]() You have been warned DISCOs will struggle in the next 20 years.. In the past 5 years there has been an exponential growth on Nigerians embracing solar. Drive around and look at the roofs everywhere, even in ghetto areas. People will ask you DISCOs to go FYS in the near future when you bring your crazy bills and raise your tariffs. My house in my hometown is completely off-grid. All the important points that I need to power are functional. TVs, inverter-friendly AC, small fan, lights and a small fridge. I have told your NEPA guys to come take away your useless meter and wires. |
People are dumping DISCOs and installing Solar. My village was without light for 5 years. I spent N5 million installing solar in my house in the village and gave the DISCOs a middle finger. I will be spending N15 million this year to have my office go off-grid. In the next 20 years, DISCOS will struggle to stay afloat, more people will dump them, and they will increase bills, layoff staffs and reduce power distribution to stay afloat. Those who still patronize them will pay the fee of those who have dumped them to go off-grid. Write these words on stone for future reference. |
Sirseedorf:It shouldn't affect anything. You are who you are. Not being social shouldn't rob you of any relationship. If the lady is looking for a social bird, let her go out there, there are many people like that- Tom, d1ick and harry. She can go find them in clubs and bars. The lady who understands you and want a reserved man will find you. Don't change your social attitude for any relationship else you will struggle. I learnt this the hard way. |
Bulleye:Ok Adamu. Na you go still cry las las ![]() |
Sharpsharp00123:Dey there dey strong pari with hateroline inside your blood stream. You no even sure say you go see 2027. ![]() |
Bulleye:Cry more. ![]() |
Factcheck0001:Even with this your pictorial bulabarian propaganda, we still vote Peter Obi inside UI polling units. Agberoes get sense pass us wey dey UI? No. ![]() Wa sukun! ![]() |
Ol boy, Nigerians gullible well well o. Even the so-called educated ones. E be like say na to go buy better suit and tie stand for pulpit. I kukuma get Doctorate, I Sabi speak English well well, and I know one of two motivational verses for Bible. ![]() People wey I better pass they call themselves pastor, come dey cash out on a steady. I dey here dey kill myself for honest job. Which Kain life? Where muguz brekete full everywhere? By Tommorow I go register my church for CAC.- Members of Jesus Mansion Ministry (MJMM) Muguz, see you all in my church.. ![]() |
Goke7:He owes everyone explanation, he is living off people's money, tithes and offerings. He owes them explanation. Are you guys under a spell or something? |
Pastoshizzy:Your brain dey inside the pastor food cooler. ![]() |
If he tries it, I pity am. E no go funny at all. For MNK State? ![]() He can as well kiss his re-election goodbye. Evil acquittances corrupt good morals. |
E reach to pity am.. Bulabadeens go hear weehn.. ![]() |
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