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[img]http://www.sympato.ch/smileys/Pfff.gif[/img] nawa o

oga o. eeyan lo jona fun bayi.

Ivocoast gba [img]http://www.sympato.ch/smileys/Fuck2.gif[/img]

OGBENI ivorycoast abi kiloruko e  u dont have u type my name in btw your madness. people will think we are both mad u know

see

You have your whole life to be a jerk, so why dont you take a day off

u honestly believe this is funny "Baba push me i push u, nor warri wen i enter creeks shine eye, agbero n okiripoto go make sense"

ur humor cell is dead

yes! funny stuffs in here

clemcykul:
pls make sense

thank u jare. i tot i was the only one seeing it.

Ivorycoast ! stop that freemadness Terry G display

Lock them up

Teflon Coated S hit
Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't feel it. No traces of s hit on the toilet paper, you have to look in the bowl to be sure you did it!
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Pop a Vein in Your Forehead S hit
This kind is the kind of s hit that killed Elvis. It doesn't come until you're all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard.
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Cork S hit (Also Known as Floater S hit)
Even after the third flush, it's still floating in there. My god! How do I get rid of it? This s hit usually happens at someone else's house.
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Mexican Food Shit (also called Screamers)
You'll know it's alright to eat again when your asshole stops burning.
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;d ;d ;d

ma daycare center
registration is still on. Enrol your child today!!!!!!!!!!

@gidson12

atleast its still bigger than urs

gidson12:
dont hate me cos i'm hotter than u

see ur teeth like waist purse and u dey say u hot!

yeah! only the dog knows whats going on

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The Jack the Ripper Shit
The kind of shit that yanks out the hair of your a-s-s as it pushes its way out.
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The Party Pooper
The giant shit you take at a party. And when you flush the toilet, you watch in horror as the water starts to rise.
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Dirty Bowl Shit
The kind of shit that comes out in a million pieces a second, reminiscent of an avalanche - but with rocket propulsion, and splatters all over the toilet bowl.
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The Shitty Shitty Bang Bang
The kind of shit that hits you when you're trapped in your car in a traffic jam.

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The Windy City Shit
When you sit down, and fart for so long and hard that you no longer need to take a shit.
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Oh S-h-it! Shit
You shit so much and wipe your ass so furiously you run out of toilet paper and you say OH S-H-IT!
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The Never Ending Shit
It's the shit that keeps running out of your ass like pea, and just when you start wiping your ass your stomach gargles and splash, more shit runs out. This always happens after eating at Kentucky Fried Chicken.
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Ouch That Hurt Shit
The type of shit that leaves you feeling like you just hoped onto a bicycle without a seat. Sensation usually lasts hours.

studio43:
Stop! No need to continue

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studio43:
Forcing myself to laugh

you dont need to force urself to laff. you can help urself by leaving the page.

Sometimes when shit happens, you want to be able to articulate the experience more than just you've, taken a shit. Here are some shit definitions to help you explain the situation better to your friends and family,

Ghost Shit
You know you've shit. There's shit on the toilet paper, but no shit in the bowl.
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Gooey Shit
This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your ass 12 times and it still doesn't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't stain it. This shit leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.
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Second Thought Shit
You're all done wiping your ass and you're about to stand up when you realize it, you've got some more.
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King Kong or Commode Choker Shit
This shit is so big that you know it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. A coat hanger works well. This kind of shit usually happens at someone else's house.
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Snake Shit
This shit is fairly soft and about as big around as your thumb and at least three feet long.
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The Big Bobber
The kind of shit that no matter how many times you flush it always floats back to the surface.
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TO BE CONTINUED

see lie!

what do u think happened?

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they
aren’t prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness,
a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked,
‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me? She responded, ‘Why, yes, I do know you, Mr.
Williams. I’ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you’ve been a
big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you
manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a
big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize you’ll never amount to
anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.’
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the
room and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney
She again replied, ‘Why yes, I do. I’ve known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He’s lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.’
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you both to the electric chair.’

A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.
"I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies
"O.K. do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife "No, no boyfriend either."
"Do you have a partner then?"
"No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own."
After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman. "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black"
"Well," replies the girl. "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a indecency movie. The lead man was black."
"Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair."
"Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see I desperately needed the money and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the movie, what else could I do?"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my business and I hate to pry further but your baby has slanted eyes."
"Well yes," continues the girl, "I was incredibly hard up and there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice."
At this the midwife again apologises collects the baby and presents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give baby a slap on the bum. The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims,
"Well thank goodness for that !"
"What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked.
"Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible feeling that the little sympathetic alien was going to bark!"

omg he's in soup

omo see comments! mehn. i think say na only the joke funny sef but the comments funny pass!

u guyz are entertainers! basketmouth needs to come here!

Dunddy:
why was he banned now

dundee united! he was banned cos he's a killer

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