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mine is 12th of june. shout out to my friends born on the same date! we are special in this country you know? very special

i was watching inside africa on CNN on sunday when hillary clinton said in zimbabwe "nigeria is 5th oil producing country in the world and yet they import petroleum products- that is bad governance"

i was so dissappointed considering the fact that millions of people watched the program around the world. i dont even think these people in government watch things like this. all they monitor is the funds coming in and they keep on designing new schemes to embezzle it.

na wa o. when will nigeria leave this stage? what will we do to stop this mockery. we have great and intelligent people in this land, people with the right mind set. will they ever let them get there?

people what do we do?

panasonic oh sorry tudor! you are here again to Criticize the old man. Why dont you leave him and let him do whatever God has allowed him to do?

its a free world u know. you to can start ur club if this is driving you nuts. i'm sure nobody is holding you. before you can even get a crowd as large as that to tell, you sef wont be qualified to join the club you created.

funny alright

D1KeleVra:
nice heard another twist to it somewhere. . . the third rat said the other two should excuse him that "me gats to go shag the cat"

and this to,  the third rat entered holding a bottle of 501- almost finished. he said "now where's that f**kin cat"

Who Jesus is

The book of 1 John 5:6-12 [goodnews] says,

6 Water and blood came out from the side of Jesus Christ. It wasn't just water, but water and blood. [a] The Spirit tells about this, because the Spirit is truthful. 7 In fact, there are three who tell about it. 8 They are the Spirit, the water, and the blood, and they all agree. 9 We believe what people tell us. But we can trust what God says even more, and God is the one who has spoken about his Son. 10 If we have faith in God's Son, we have believed what God has said. But if we don't believe what God has said about his Son, it is the same as calling God a liar. 11 God has also said that he gave us eternal life and that this life comes to us from his Son. 12 And so, if we have God's Son, we have this life. But if we don't have the Son, we don't have this life.

The message: Identify with Jesus, Believe in Him, Trust Him. This is the Cheapest way of aquiring a life- Eternal life. Infact, IT IS FREE

God bless you as you do so today.

jagunlabi:
Are you saying it is a virtue to be childlike all through human liftime?Always having to wait for devine interventions at doing the smallest of things?To be unwilling to take up challenges and overcome them even though the creator has equipped us to do just that?I do not agree with this line of thinking because only an idiot will see any value in it.

it is quite suprising the kind of understanding you got from the passage.
Jesus said until you become like little children,you may never enter the kingdom of God.
well, this is not the issue now.
the issue is:the little child trying to reach for the toy has acted and he believes he will make it to the toy.
Reaching for toy is a challenge.
Nobody is sitting down idle here.

the point in the writeup is to depend on God like a little child depends on his father. UNTIL WE TELL GOD THAT WE ARE POWERLESS. HE MAY NEVER ACT!

Get it?

This is a little write up was inspired by the spirirt of God. I had a feeling that someone needs this today. Please read and share with friends.

FAITH, OPTIMISM i believe are similar. Faith is a belief without proof.It is also "being positive about something even though there is nothing affirming that you should do so".Optimism can also be described in this way to. I was trying to have a good picture of Faith and God dropped this in my mind.
Look at a little child trying to reach his toy on top of a table that is higher than him. To him,the thought of getting stool to elevate himself might not come to his mind. The little boy will stand beside the table and keep strecthing and streching at the same time standing on his toes. If he falls, he stands again and continues. I'll call this faith.
If we put on this attitude. The God who sees you and I will come to our aid. He will raise us up. Take us to our goal.
Remember how we used to do when we were very little. We will run to mum and dad to tell them we need this and that eventhough most of us knew their current financial status which might not be very advantageous as at then. One way or the other God provides for them and we get what we wanted.
God wants us to put on this attitude of faith just like little children. He wants us not to care about how its going to come. He wants us to believe in Him.He wants us to know that with Him all things are possible. He is able to do beyond our imaginations. Just have faith. Remember without faith, it is impossible to please God.

God bless u all, God bless me.Have a wonderful week

tyt joke
nice one

At a medical seminar, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other across the room.
The male doctor saunters over and the flirting continues, eventually he asks her to dinner and she happily accepts.
As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands.
After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedroom.
Just as things get hot, the female doctor interrupts and says she has to go and wash her hands.
She returns from the bathroom and there is no stopping them.
After the love making, she gets up and says she is going to wash her hands again.
When she returns the male doctor says, “I bet you are a surgeon”.
Why do you think that?” she asks.
“Easy,” says the male doctor, “you’re always running off to wash your hands.”
She retorts, “I bet you’re an anesthetist.”
The male doctor, surprised, asks “Wow, how did you guess?”

“I didn’t feel a thing.”

blissieng:
are you pondering what I'm ponderin'?

am definately pondering what u are pondering?

Panasonic or Tudor which ever is your name.

you better be careful on how you talk!
you can never tell who is watching oreading this thread.

Oba a ja de ma tan nile
[the King who goes out and He is still Inside]

The INEFFABLE, The INFALLIBLE.


oh i feel like going on and on and on

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blissieng:

ble! u get time o

it doesnt even make sense

i weak 4 u o ble!

@ dajunta

format the bloody hard drive and install a new operating system.

that was funny
da junta
thanks for spicing this thread up.

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

@poster

o ti ja wo yara oni yara!

wrong room bros

webdezzi!  u could have just answered the question [who in particular are u refering to?]

IDIOT is not a friendly word.

What are u trying to bring up?
pump ur brakes o

@ jeovy

i think you should read the the post well before you make comments like Transfered madness

the comment was in ur defence

Jeovy:
me of course

oh! dont mind him! he got the orijo from ble's post. he's now posing like a guru here

webdezzi:
it took me less than 3 mins.

webdezzi:
even the self acclaimed hacker couldn't get it,

who in particular are u refering to?

romade:
na wa o

wot do u mean

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,

but she belonged to someone else,

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to

her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me

screw you. But the girl said NO.


Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on

the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the

time you pick it up. "

She thought for a moment and said that she would have

to consult her boyfriend, So she called her

boyfriend and told him the story.


Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the

money very fast, he won't even be able to get his

pants down."


goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his

girlfriend to call.

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and

asks what happened.

She responded, "The bastard used coins!"

romade:
yeah

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