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Lol.

If there were no white collar jobs and you are to choose a skill that you would like to learn inin order to turn it into a service. WhWhat skill would it be. A banker told me he would go for fashion designing. What's yours?

As funny as it is, take the advice in the picture below

Atigbo

How old? Hope no be 20

An ear phone leads straight to the drawer under the bed.

Yungwizzzy: I go throway am for fire


see yeye question oo

well, that's a good one, not many people will do that.

what will you do with it?

Breaking news from Abuja on ASUU!!
ﻧﻮﺭ ﺍﮔﺮ ﺭﻓﺖ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﭘﯿﺪﺍ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﻧﻘﺶ ﺩﯾﻮﻧﻮﺭ
ﺍﮔﺮ ﺭﻓﺖ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﭘﯿﺪﺍ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﻧﻘﺶ ﺩﯾﻮﺍﺭ ﻭ
ﭼﺸﻢ ﺧﯿﺮﻩ ﻣﺎ ﺩﮔﺮ ﻧﻤﯽ ﺩﺍﻥ ﻧﻮﺭ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﺩﮔﺮ
ﻧﻤﺨﯿﺮﻫﻤﺎ ﻧﻮﺭ ﺍﮔﺮ ﺭﻓﺖ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﭘﯿﺪﺍ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ
ﻧﻘﺶ ﺩﯾﻮﺍﺭ ﻭ ﭼﺸﻢ ﺧﯿﺮﻩ ﻣﺎ ﺩﮔﺮ ﻧﻤﯽ ﺩﺍﻥ
ﻧﻮﺭ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﺩﮔﺮ ﻧﻤﺨﯿﺮﻫﻤﺎ ﻧﻮﺭ ﺍﮔﺮ ﺭﻓﺖ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ
ﭘﯿﺪﺍ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﻧﻘﺶ ﺩﯾﻮﺍﺭ ﻭ ﭼﺸﻢ ﺧﯿﺮﻩ ﻣﺎ ﺩﮔﺮ
ﻧﻤﯽ ﺩﺍﻥ ﻧﻮﺭ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﺩﮔﺮ ﻧﻤﺨﯿﺮﻫﻤﺎ ﺍﺭ ﻭ
ﭼﺸﻢ ﺧﯿﺮﻩ ﻣﺎ ﺩﮔﺮ ﻧﻤﯽ ﺩﺍﻥ ﻧﻮﺭ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﺩﮔﺮ
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What really annoyed me is when
Jonathan said " ﯾﺴﺖ ﻧﻘﺶ ﺩﯾﻮﺍﺭ ﻭ.ﻧﻮﺭ
ﺍﮔﺮ ﺭﻓﺖ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﭘﯿﺪﺍ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﻧﻘﺶ ﺩﯾﻮﺍﺭ ﻭ
ﭼﺸﻢ ﺧﯿﺮﻩ ﻣﺎ ﺩﮔﺮ ﻧﻤﯽ ﺩﺍﻥ ﻧﻮﺭ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﺩﮔﺮ
ﻧﻤﺨﯿﺮﻫﻤﺎ ﻧﻮﺭ ﺍﮔﺮ ﺭﻓﺖ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﭘﯿﺪﺍ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ
ﻧﻘﺶ ﺩﯾﻮﺍﺭ ﻭ ﭼﺸﻢ ﺧﯿﺮﻩ ﻣﺎ ﺩﮔﺮ ﻧﻤﯽ ﺩﺍﻥ
ﻧﻮﺭ ﺳﺎﯾﻪ ﺩﮔﺮ ﻧﻤﺨﯿﺮﻫﻤﺎ
Can you just
imagine that :|
Anyway, well if there is any other news
about the strike I will let u all
know....thank u 4 reading dis ..

I think this is true. Mtn just zapped all my credit now after streaming some videos on youtube despite the fact I'm on d BIS absolute plan. I didn't even know until I got my balance in the middle of a video. Ole lo ma pa won o.

Fast breaker

Exaggeration is when the First Lady calls Gov Amaechi her Son, mind you ,she's 55 & Amaechi is 48, Did She marry Sen Yerima @ 7

dahmie2013: Please can someone help me with the implication of this loss. Thanks!

Beating uruguay was Nigeria's golden chance to be at the next level in the competition. Blowing it means Nigeria has crashed out. Uruguay wasn't exceptional yesterday, nigeria just didn't utilize opportunities. GHANA or IVORY COAST would have won a match like that. With spain's form, NIGERIA can't beat them but God can

strangest: So who are the two girls that looks like twin?

And y r they so fugly?
#ruinning the moment in d pictures

oloriooko: Who is this guy sef? Well, sorry for your loss sha

You must have seen him on glo recharge cards and TV commercials at some point! Can't believe you don't know him! Maybe you are just forming sha!

People think they are so wise that they can come up with questions to try other peoples faith. Forget about His death (Jesus) forget about believing if hell or heaven is real. I called Jesus in my situations and HE answered, I inquired about some personal issues and He responded. Many things I can't begin to type here. I serve an interactive God. That is enough for me. If at the end of the day the whole Jesus gist was fake, I wldnt regret ever knowing Him 'cos I called Him and He answered. So, say all you want, act all brilliant as you like. Like all carnal and blasphemous comments all the way through this thread. Jesus is real. Wait until you experience Him before creating vain threads

I have a child of that soil in my house who never stops bragging about their king. I showed him this thread this morning and he had not stopped laughing. What a kingly beating

I got this from a broadcast this morning! At Last , The reason of Cancer has been discovered !This is an article that should be sent to anyone important in your life ! John Hopkins Hospital Update Circulation Purpose 1. No plastic containers in micro.2. No water bottles in freezer . 3. No plastic wrap in microwave .. Dioxin chemicals cause cancer, especially breast cancer ...Dioxins are highly poisonous to the cells of our bodies. Don't freeze your plastic bottles with water in them as this releases dioxins from the plastic ..Recently, Dr. Edward Fujimot! Wellness Program Manager at Castle Hospital , was on a TV program to explain this health hazard. He talked about dioxins and how bad they are for us . He said that we should not be heating our food in the microwave using plastic containers ..This especially applies to foods that contain fat ..He said that the combination of fat, high heat, and plastics releases dioxin into the food and ultimately into the cells of the body . Instead, he recommends using glass, such as Corning Ware, Pyrex or ceramic containers for heating food. You get the same results, only without the dioxin. So such things as TV dinners, instant ramen and soups, etc., should be removed from the container and heated in something else . Paper isn't bad but you don't know what is in the paper. It's just safer to use tempered glass, Corning Ware, etc .He reminded us that a while ago some of the fast food restaurants moved away from the foam containers to paper. The dioxin problem is one of the reasons .. Also, he pointed out that plastic wrap, such as Saran, is just as dangerous when placed over foods to be cooked in the microwave. As the food is naked , the high heat causes poisonous toxins to actually melt out of the plastic wrap and drip into the food .Cover food with a paper towel instead .

Akpors' WAEC Result is Finally Out...
PapaAkpors: Akpors,I learnt your WAEC
result is out.
Akpors: Daddy You remember Arthur wey dey carry first for our whole skul ba? he
failed. .
Papa Akpors: that's terrible,what happened?
Akpors: You also remember Eazy wey dey tutor me for house ba? He failed too.
Papa Akpors: what's with the poor performance?
Akpors: Daddy I dunno, na so be o. Even Kelveen who won the Cowbell competition failed.
Papa Akpors: so how was your own result?
Akpors : You also remember Osas our senior prefect? He failed too.
Papa Akpors: (Angrily) Boy, Tell me about your own result!!
Akpors : (angrily) If all those people failed,wetin You expect for my own result?? I be
winch??

big-t:
happilly

Really?

If you were Isaac and your father was Abraham, would you follow him back home after he almost used you for the sacrifice? If you follow him back, what will you tell him on your way home? Be honest!

Girl Friends Association of Nigeria(GFAN).

Dear Boyfriends & Fiancées!!! This year's Valentine, we don't want flowers, teddy bears, expensive dinners at seasons or Galitoz, golden and silver pendants, Ice- cream, Emporio Armani perfumes or Chocolate.
We no longer want ipads, iphones, Galaxy Tabs or Blackberry Porches!
We also refuse Brazilian hair, Peruvian hair and/ or shopping sprees at Mr price or the most expensive Boutique in town!
All we are saying... "Just come and say 'Hi' to our parents and families Because we wanna get married this year.
So Please kindly save the money for the wedding ceremony!!!!=)) =D

Signed:-
Secretary....gud 9t!!!

For all the people who got my writeup and wants to know where to buy the machine, i‘ve got a contact of a guy who makes them. You can now go to the blogsite stated in my last post of just below my reply box here to get the contact. It is now included in the writeup. Enjoy

Omg! Funnnnnnnnny all d way

:-/ odinma

I dont think so

Hello everyone! This is an old thread. I‘ve got tonnes of mail requesting for my writeup on iceblock business. There were so much that it fills up my box on daily basis not to talk of calls here and there. I still got one this morning 4th january,2012. I just thought of a way out. I created a blog this morning where you all can copy the material. Please not that the prices for the equipments needed must have changed by now. You can always inquire for updates from d sellers near you. I intend coming up more ideas that will work most def everymonth to allow u make ur choices on what you can invest on even do it yourself materials. I‘m currently schooling and might have only little time to do this just keep checking on the blog for new things. Thanks. The url for the blog is http://ideasinquote..com . Enjoy,

Its kinda funny actually. I like the finishing. The truth is : Jesus doesnt compete, HE WINS

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I need to get a sticker like this
"I want to die in my sleep like my father, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

Studio CFR:
I'm still searching for the joke o

tell me when u f.cking find it please

yo mama is so fat, you can slap her lap and ride the tide

yo mama is so dumb i told her easter is around the corner and she went looking for it.