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blissieng:
I believe DAM has just told us in no uncertain terms what a 'church rat' he might be.

got issues wiv that hmm, ?

very funny pix


very funny comment

[quote ]what does dis suggest
[quote][/quote]hey u sound rich? anyway sell off everything you have and follow JESUS.

just wanna know how the rich will react to the truth.

wow! see how people are talking.
is every 1 fat here? thank God i'm slim.
for the fat ppl, u still ahve a chance o
work out, eat less, TALK LESS

Sorry
its even worse 4 the rich.
Jesus said it will be easier for the a camel go tru a needle hole than the rich to go to heaven.

are there any rich pple here to?

Good one ariba!

when i started reading the joke i tot it was the true life story i heard in my church when a rich old man called his accountant and his lawyer to see him at home. He also called called our senior pastor to come around. when they got there, he told my pastor HE WANTED TO DIE LIKE JESUS. Confusingly, my pator said he asked what that meant. he said as you can see, I'M SITTING IN BETWEEN TWO THIEVES. then he started telling them what they've been doing and why he's been keeping quiet.

only God knows where we are going to in this country
we dont even know who the real thieves are

the lawyers, the bankers, the policemen, the government, the armed robbers or even the citizens

, husband alwyz insisted on makin lov in d dark.afta 20yrz wife turns on d light & finds him holdin a vibrator.she goes ballistic,"u impotent bastard,ow cld u lie 2me all these yrz."Husband calmly says, "i'll xplain d toy,u xplain d kids."


where did the kids come from

@topup

you are right.

i just learned "you can never know the true meaninng of love until you understand thet -you can never love everybody, everybody cant love you and dont always get good gesture back even if you give it out.Not all the time"

i value my words. i dont just give 'em out unless i mean what i wanted to say. i always expect the same. it turns out that it just doesnt work that way.

Skyfo-jydo:
@Dam,
olodo rabata! no be say you sef intelligent oh! Solve am now, if e easy. You dey form mathematician, see english grammer dey wait you,

look who's talking?
where u dey when people dey solve the riddle?
you com come here com dey talk nonsense. At least i solved one . which one have you solved

you beta shup up b4 i,

where is the attachment?

wow!

turf one

i've got some ideas but i'm not really certain.

i believe it has to do with a SHIP

any more clues?

blissieng:
or shall I get u one of mi riddle that hasnt been solved till date. . .

bring it on sista!

@blissieng

dance if you want to!
if u never needed compliments, you wont come here to post the answer

@romade

how e no take correct?

blissieng:
The Answer is 7, 4, 6, 5, 8

u got it!

kochito:
It is very nice using my brain again, my arithmetic prowess is still intact. To prove beyond reasonable doubt that i opened it, this are the names & locations of 6 guys that opened the file b4 me
tayo henry nigeria
OLATUNDE A.K. AUSTINE NIGERIA
ADEDIRAN ADETUNJI J NIGERIA
EYITAYO AKINWANDE ENUGU, NIGERIA
ADEWALE ISAAC OLUWASOGO ABUJA,NIGERIA
AJIBADE ADEDAMOLA ADELEKE LAGOS , NIGERIA

I am the number 147 to crack it open.

Great job!

you've got the brain, the skill ,the potentials
keep it up

welcome to the world of logical intelligence

justkunmi:
. .and.you.say.she's.with.another.guy.now After.that.text.message

Abi.na.u.mess.up?

Me ke!
if i was the one, i wont even bring this up at all!
She entered the fast lane.
She doesnt even know i know about her new relationship!
She still says 'i love you' when we talk on phone

IMAGINE!!!!

I feel like sending her antrax when she says so.

Na wa o. is every girl like this.

It seem they got used to the normal hit and run guys. they dont know there are still some reliable ones out there!

donsponky:
that better than the former one you tro

TRUE TALK

romade:
gerraway jor

oga o! so you never leave this your soacked up jealous life.

i agree with you jare gentlelady.they are all olodoooooos

biola44:
thou shall not judge

no one is judging here!

the question was [what do you think?]

Jeovy:
u don dey feel like prophet?

a prophet for cracking a code?

a local champion

i weak for you guys o. if you no fit do the thing,let those who want to concentrate CONCENTRATE!

i got this text for my girl friend over a year ago. i cant help but read it over and over again. though the relationship is kinda complicated now. i'm thinking i should break it up soon cos she's got another guy in her life. anyway, this is the best text i've ever got


When you came along, i wasn't even looking for anyone.As i got to know you, i saw you as a great friend. You made me laugh from the heart and see things in a whole different way.With you i can speak without wondering what you might think. I can be me and you can be you. You learned my weakness and encouraged me to grow.You found my strenght and challenged me to become even stronger. You helped me to see myself as a good and beautiful person and just when i least expected it, you showed me exactly how i wanted to be loved. I love you my darling.With everything i stand for.


what about you?

Gentlelady:
If you are referring to me, I am not lying I did get the answer! Don't blame cos I'm hotter smarter than you! ^Singing
Great! No gifts!!!!

I didnt get any when i cracked it to.

dont worry something might come your way very soon!

o se jare!

if you dey vex, go attach yourself to the output port of a 500kva generator. it will easily cool you off like micheal jackson

Gentlelady:
I just opened the vault! Brain tasking though!

Great job!!! gentlelady

that makes you number 147 in the world.

keep it up

@ngel0v3:
I'm tryin but I hope that attachment isn't actually a virus!

VIRUS!

LAI LAI

Its an excel document

sparta:
What difference does it make now to you?

nothing at all! i'm just curious

romade:
The fifth number plus the third number equals fourteen.
The fourth number is one more than the second number.
The first number is one less than twice the second number.
The second number plus the third number equals ten.
The sum of all five numbers is 30.

What were the five numbers and in what order

Are u trying to ask a question?
those are the clues!
use them to calculate your answer.
download the attachment and open with your code [ the answer you get]
fill the register behind it!

shi ke na!
enjoy,

Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?"
The engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?" And the interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it."

Only skilled people can open this file, Once you succeed to open this file, you will find names of the people who have managed to open this,




Now it is your turn!

A man wanted to get into his work building, but he had forgotten his code. However, he did remember five clues.
These are what those clues were:

The fifth number plus the third number equals fourteen.
The fourth number is one more than the second number.
The first number is one less than twice the second number.
The second number plus the third number equals ten.
The sum of all five numbers is 30.

What were the five numbers and in what order?

The answer unlocks the attachment above !

If you open the file, write your name on the list inside,save a copy and send to your friends; let them solve this riddle.

i've been thinking guys! where do you think MJ's going to. heaven or hell? the fellow was a good man. he thought the world how to love. i told someone yesterday when i was watching the memorial on skynews live that if he was a pastor, he'ld win many souls.

The man can be good but what was the last thing he did before he died? this means a lot.

What do you think people?

The Legend is gone|
Great from the Time he was born|
To be remembered even by the generations yet unborn|
If i was powerful- i will make this turn|
Heaven open-up MJ's come|Give him the MIC let him praise the Holy One|
God be praised cos you made the king of pop|
Wow! can't believe micheal is gone|

The memorial almost made me cry.I've always thought you were immortal.Goodbye to you my childhood hero. You are indeed a greatman

jackson 5's i'll be there is my favourite
then smooth criminal was the 1 i fell in love with when i was a lil kid