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https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=293878.msg4153107#msg4153107

still though

can you lock this thread and throw it into the atlantic ocean?

easy one

now i can view the animation.
its a youtube video. guy try using browsers like firefox or flock. you'll be able to watch it

iprecious:
it seems u are using dial-up connection to browse dani1luv. Better step up like zain.

How the animation go show when all your post still dey read zero. everything wey you post here neva count na wa o

kunbee! i join una

if this is funny, anything can be funny.

the poster said "wait for it to load"

now that is funny

I didnt see the humor, i saw the blunders

@poster

pple in this section has passd the level of your joke.
u'll need to give them something hard before they can give you thumbs up

nevertheless, some pple are also here, they just read the replies and they follow the tempo.they dont know when a joke is good or dry.

anyway sha, i get the joke. but make it hard next time.  

mykali:
you don't get the joke. do you?

nice pix sha.

i dont think he did!!!!

on the parole list na

A biology teacher wished to demonstrate to his students the harmful effects of alcohol on living organisms. For his experiment, he showed them a beaker with pond water in which there was a thriving civilization of worms. When he added some alcohol into the beaker the worms doubled-up and died.
"Now," he said, "what do you learn from this?"
An eager student gave his answer.

"Well the answer is obvious," he said "if you drink alcohol, you'll never have worms." the class went
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so it was even smaller than that b4
funny stuff you've got

hey seeeeeeeeee! i can paint

8. NIGERIA

LIVE SCENE

5. CHINA
6. PAKISTAN
7.INDIA

funny stuff here
1. USA
2. BRITAIN
3. GERMANY
4. RUSSIA

;d ;d ;d

A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."

"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."

The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.

Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 due for a consultation.

nobody sponsor that part. so e no display am

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clemcykul:
is that money for real? my eyes are popn out.

are u that broke clem?

;d ;d ;d

Ellpse:
Damn, he really jobbed the guy

yeah farmers to can be smart!

Harry Potter:
intresting,though not funny.

the joke wasn't for magicians

A New York lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an older man asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything!
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things here in North Carolina. We settle small disagreements like this with the NC Three-Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the NC three-Kick Rule?"
The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."
The New York attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old southerner. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His next too kicks caused the lawyer so much pain that he just about gave up. However, the New York lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old redneck southerner, now it's my turn."
The old North Carolina farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."

If you've got some, post it here. I've got one,here it is

beware of dog

the first joke is  so [size=36pt]FUNNY[/size] [size=20pt] [/size]

sum bori pls tell the webmaster to add emoticons for hissing now. i really need those for this

pretty funny jokes to close with.
1 and 3 were

9ice jokes rommy