₦airaland Forum

sukerefakere:
I want to volunteer to dig your grave...
How deep do you want it? 6ft.??

At least I will be dying so you and your children can sleep,eat, rest, fuvck and post on niaraland in relative peace.
Our boys have been doing that for years. All I want is a chance to protect my fatherland.

I want to volunteer for this deployment.
Is the army accepting volunteers?

tsephanyah:
The way some of the men treat women here is a great disappointment. And for those who know manners, respect, and laughter is what impresses us~ thank you.

Think naw, ever been in a concert?
Its impossible for him to observe all those events while performing on stage, unless the lady was the only one on the entire field.

Besides how can he know if it wasn't just a lovers spat, or a girl enjoying the attentions of her lover or whatever trouble a Nigerian girl brings on herself be her various whorish activities. Hence any sane man in Nigeria walks away when a woman brings her problems.

Is not you will just die for nothing.

I don't get it, you mean out of thousands of people that he was looking at he saw you during all this, were you in a movie?
When one is driving you can look directly at people and not see them, this is normal.
Even when walking it isn't unhear of.
Saying davido saw all this and looked on is just typical of a woman putting blame on the nearest male closeby.

How could he see all this when he was concentrating on something else.

Are you the only woman in the concert. Why is your own different.
You are just looking for attention.

olsome:
Please please, this is not a fake story, please assist me with answers. I wooed this lady, & the way things are going now, she may accept; but she told me something that bothers me alot. She said she stays with two guys she doesn't know, and that her mum allowed her to stay with them. Please, is it possible for her to be in that house without she having sex?? she is a nice girl that is partially churchy or if I will say, has worked as a secretary or so in a church..

Can it be possible that she has been in that house without sex? because even if she says yes, I still feel somehow. Even if she gets a new place, I still want to be sure if she hasn't been sleeping with the two guys...I don't want those guys to laugh at me....She is a graduate too.

Not to laugh but think it through.
The chances she is been banged day na dnihht by those guys is 99%.
Hormones being what they are and the chances that the guys foot the bill and of course they must have made approaches to her.

Still you can talk to the guys and make your own deduction, none of us here in nairaland can do a better job than you unless we know the girl better.

So get to know her then make your choice.

Milesrose:
what if she is ur sister. What goes around comes around.

Yes I would still advice the same thing.
A loyal guy shouldn't have to share his bae with half the country.

Love is just a feeling like hate, hunger rage pain.
It comes and goes. Its not special so is lust, it is a natural and normal desire to procreate, with out which the human race will be extent.

Both feelings are neither bad nor good

First page shit again.
We glorify whorejs and criminal.
Then complain when Nigeria is a shit hole.
This lady is single handedly one of the greatest reasons for failed relationship on Nigeria.

Say no to immortal people.

Philipmighty:
what do u have in mind bro because am planning on breaking the relationship

Break for where? What do you gain there.
Just allow her to be dating you.
You live your own life.
Commot mind from her, bit be enjoying her.
Shekina

Lol, you know what to do naw.

Notwell:
if u re in my shoes my dear u will do the same, do u know what it takes to go koboless for days?

30 days garri. Back to back no sugar nothing else.

Traveled to another state with 20# in my pocket. Ife - Ibadan.
Slept on the street, was nearly kidnapped Twice.

We are men, it is always tough for us.
I look back on those times and think what if I had killed myself to avoid all the misery.
Trust me. Its not easy.

@notwell
Don't kill yourself. Life has tried hard to kill you.
If it wants to finish the job.
At least let it work for it.
What about all those dreams you had, what about the joy you felt making your 350k.
.the sweat and everything.

I've been where you are, I've tried to kill myself.
Believe me you can make it.
The worst case scenario is that you will die, and right now you are preparing for that already, so try again..
You only lose or fail if you give up.

Remember bro, some people sell their kidney for as much as 35 million niara. Killing yourself is a waste.

uyiekpenn:
honestly I can't begin to imagine how foolish and stupid your life has been. You're the biggest slowpoke here not me.

You truly are a retarcd. Read a little before you make bold statements.

Horiolah:
Then we'll be in this shit for a long time.

Yeah, hopeful something changes.

Horiolah:
You're kinda right but I can't do some harmful shit to people because I wanna help other people, my conscience is gonna kill me.

But I believe if we stand together we can make things right, take a look at France right now.

We don't know the power we possess together, you see there's religion, race, tribe and so many other things dividing us, we need to look beyond diz man made bullshit if we're ever gonna make it.

This isn't France, this is Africa, our people follow, they don't have minda of their own, they turn to whoever will help them, God, corrupt politicians, anybody.

Remember this is Africa, we don't have a culture, we haven't had leadership, we don't have a national goal.
We need something to hold us together.
Or someone to.

rentAcock:
Still doesn't change the fact that your father is a vagabond

Sincerely I feel no need to insult you, Nigeria is already on your matter. Anyways drop your number or Facebook Id. I'll come for you when I have the time.

Horiolah:
There is no way only I can change all this shit we are in,
We need to come together but instead most male folks are after making money illegally, while d female folks are whoring there life to an early grave.

I'm trying d best I could by doing what's right and telling people we need to wake up.

You need to understand how to build something.
You want a better Nigeria, you need the power to make change happen. For now that is money, knowledge and influence.
This will get you people's ears if not their loyalty.

Get your hands dirty for the right cause.
If you want to make Nigeria great we HAVE to do whatever we can.

rentAcock:
Your father is

Lol, you obviously have no respect for your father.
Am guessing the LovePeddler of a mother you have never taught you respect. Anyways, read a few books.
Stupiditgy is something that can't be cured unlike naivety.

Gaspardd:
I can sense a broke yahoo manna be nígga

Haha, not broke, bring your wh$ore number let her confirm 4 you.

X

Fuxk her, don't break up, just don't call or bother with her anymore, cause bae just tried to blackmail you by crying so that you give more effort to the relationship.
Who know she might still have use.

DonX001:
My friend shut the f..k up and gerrarahia!!
Useless yahoo boys that do not realize they are spoiling their entire lives and the lives of their children yet unborn.
Left to me, all Yahoo boys should be shot dead by firing squad straight with no option of life imprisonment. (Same goes for corrupt politicians and armed robbers and kidnappers).
You guys don't realize the harm you cause, robbing innocent people of their entire life savings.

Stupid.
How do you think money is made, by anyone. And before you start saying America this america that, read a little, when your eyes open you go understand why things are what they are?

Horiolah:
The matter just tire me, stealing other people's hard earned money because your forefathers were too stupid, just like you.

After getting the money they'll still spend it on things they don't need to impress people they don't like..

Stop insulting your ancestry, if you do so, what about outsiders?
They made mistakes, based on ignorance, you know better now. Why are you still in their mistake.
At least they have an excuse, what about you?.

uyiekpenn:
so stealing and obtaining money from folks online is now an occupation?

Yes, largest employer and empower of youth labour in Nigeria is yahoo, it is even a sector sef.

Armed robbers sold their guns and bought laptop, you see why SARS change job? No work for them again.

uyiekpenn:
it's very obvious that you have an acute case of brain malfunction. How's stealing people's sweat a hustle? In a sane society you should have been locked up in a mental asylum with the keys thrown away cos you're hopeless. You're very dumb to use slavery as a yardstick to rob people of their hard earned money. Didn't your stupid forefathers sell their own people into slavery willing? Did the white man force anyone to sell anyone? Wasn't it due to the greed of your forefathers that made slavery a reality? You better shut that gutter of a brain you reason with. You blame the white man for your woes when you're mentally lazy and have refused to be productive to yourself and those around you. I can't count how many times I've been wrongly stereotyped as a criminal cos of imbeciles like you that promote criminal activities. Thunder fire your useless life over there. Hopeless and pathetic fellow.

Bobo you stupid gon. And all the idiots liking you are imbeciles like you.
Do you need history lesson?
Am ready to provide it..
Africans copy everything, everything is imported, who do you think taught us yahoo?

Obaofusa:
Rubbish post.


If I don't have money will you allow me to blow you?


I saw your profile last week on instamessage you told me 10k for till day break, you expected me to pay with my useless salary right?

Oluwa bless all the night Husslers money must be made? What's the need to live 90yrs in poverty rather I'll live just 40s in massive wealth.


For the mayes they must *** for all they did to our forefathers 400yrs in slavery they never start to ***

You dont mean it.
Bro you dey play?

rentAcock:
OP it seems like you have Sleeping Beauty syndrome or a severe case of narcolepsy or you just woke up from a coma because everything you wrote has been in prevalence even before the days of my grandfather. This is nothing new, Nigerians are greedy, it isn't something society teaches them, it is deeply encoded in their DNA. As sad as it sounds, no matter how good the economy is, even if it surpasses America's economy, Nigerians will still seek out overnight success by demonic and criminal ways.

You are naive and quite stupid.

Quite easy.
You can insist on face to face. And complete your transactions in person.

gypsey:
You do not wanna see me in a short black Gown.


Nice leg, by the way is that leg real? or botoxed leg?,

Everybody saying "fine leg"WHERE IS THE BLOODY LEG AM NOT SEEING ANYTHING.

Smart guy.