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unipol:
Having s*x with this girl is enough to get spiritual deliverance. The juice from her private part can heal the sick.

Guy now.. u no makesense I swear

ShawttySoFyne:
Lmao

Free this guy na

Pastafarian:
can someone translate this? I've seen this many times but don't know what it means

Mogbe Moku Modaran is a Yoruba slang.. esp in the ghetto side..

Direct translation..: I'm doomed, I'm dead, I'm in trouble


Slang meaning: Just to refer to trouble or something unpleasant.. depending on the context,it might​ also mean something extremely amazing (or positive as the case may be)!..(example: Mogbe Moku Modaran.. Owo lo po to yi.. meaning​; I'm so amazed to see money this much)


note: people don't really use the slang anymore because any of the three can be used as slang to tell people you are in trouble..

Mogbe!= I'm in trouble.. OR an exclamation that you are shocked or surprised..

Moku!= I'm in trouble.. OR an exclamation that you are shocked or surprised..

and of course Modaran!= I'm in trouble.. OR an exclamation that you are shocked or surprised..

so what's the point of using the three when I can just pick one of them to mean the same thing as using all of them.You see?

if not for MMM it's been really long I heard people use the slang..Mogbe Moku Modaran..

Lastly.. thanks for reading

HMZi:
thankxxxx....Was scared sha

You blasted it bro.. all the best in your admission

SEEDORF441:
help me to check stellaogunesan@gmail.com

No results yet bro

caleb4life:
check umehesther79@gmail.com

No results yet

swizzy2k:
Please check Jamb registration number =76147313EF

No results yet bro

HMZi:
Kadinnal@gmail.com

Congrats man

ladySuperb:
Jesu!!!!!!!!

OVER LOAD!!!!!!!


Anyways TODAY is my BIRTHDAY!!!!!

U reg ur acc on my birthday...Dec the 3rd.
happy birthday to u

Oh God ..!Cooked up story errwia!.. Buh since sexual content is involved people loose their minds and read up bullshit formed from someone's imagination... Only the dafts will swallow this crappy piece.. Between OP is a female ..confused perverts!

TrapQueen77:



I have no idea...

You again.. ..been seeing u comment on all posts... Oya come here lemme find u a job

DjAndroid:
This is not new. I have been using it since early last year. It's not Frontpage worthy.

OKAY.but you knw it doesnt mean others do..

mofeoluwadassah:
Really!i jxt here people say it bt i dont knw d meaning bt nw i knw sha

Lol... Nice picture anyways

mofeoluwadassah:
Pls wht's d meaning of konji

Depends on the context o.. When konji catch u..means ur ho.rny... When u give someone konji...there konji=di*k

Don't tell mummy I corrupted u o..u asked

mofeoluwadassah:
Y will u do such a thing?u're so disgusting mehn!

Konji palava ma'am

Cheap bra.. Awon smellos

Niyonice:
This might be helpful, u can now transfer money from your phone by dialing your banks USSD codes, selects from the list of options available from the line you registered with.

Guaranty Trust Bank (GTB)
*737#
Fidelity Bank, dial *770#
First Bank
*894#
Sterling Bank *822#
Skye Bank *389#
United Bank for Africa (UBA)
*389#
EcoBank *326#
Zenith Bank *302#
Stanbic Bank *909#
Access Bank Bank *901#
Wema Bank *322#
Diamond Bank *302#
For Diamond Yello Account holders Dial *710#
Unity Bank USSD
For Unity Bank *322#
Heritage Bank USSD *322#
KeyStone Bank USSD *322#

Just added
U can try

Wema is *945#
UBA is *919#
Skye is *833#
union bank *389*032#

Feel free to use this all the time, irregardless of your having a browsing phone or not, and avoid the stress of bank queue, atm queue this festive season.
Share with your friends if helpful

Source: http://techubng..com.ng/2016/12/how-to-transfer-money-from-your-phone.html

If this do not make front page.. Then lala should be floged!

richommie:
I wrote the names of noise maker. . .and dey got punished.
Next day, the class was so noisy, so a teacher came in and asked for the names of noise maker.,i gave her same list. . .and dey got punished.


#YOLO

Werey ni bobo yi sha

Sorry been single all mi life.. Relationship is not mi thing... Hope you get good advise from experts here.. GodGuideYou

BiafranBushBoy:
when guys dey find hole to enter

Niggur dey go strike

issorait

Nigga u mad

twerkjack:
BE CIVILZED FOR ONCE. JUST because WERE ON A FACELESS SOCIAL MEDIA, DOESNT MEAN U SHOULD THROW UR SENSIBILITY AWAY...THERE ARE BETTER WAYS U CAN XPRESS UR DISPLEASURE

Mama take it easy na . Buh the guy sef..onisokuso



In other news.. You have a nice physique epp me greet uncle john

Laveda:
I see MMM everywhere. everybody don get sense.

Meanwhile, the guy is a big fool.

Hello bea.. MMM just paid me 150k.. Lemme take u shopping


Well in other news ...nice sneakers

chocolateme:
Hmm.. What has MMM gat to do with this? They just wanna start creating unnecessary discomfort and nervousness among people.

They have started mapping out strategies on how to discredit MMM. Watch out for more untrue stories attached with MMM

If care is not taken, its the gullible and myopic Nigerians that will use their hands to kill and destroy the existence of MMM in this kwontiri




FTC
CHOCOLATE CREAM

Mama u cracked me up badly

Buharimustdie:
As usual the police has collected CHOP MONEY from that AFONJA thief....

SEUN EGBEGBE was among those AFONJAS chanting "change! Change!! Change!!! during the last election, now change has changed him...


SMH for the AFONJAS...

Bl0ody racist!

r2beez:
The OKORO in you was so eager to type afonja. You are so obsessed with the word. If you call your leaders as often as u do afonja, you would be in a better place by now.

Don't mind the f0ol

Buharimustdie:
As usual the police has collected CHOP MONEY from that AFONJA thief....

SEUN EGBEGBE was among those AFONJAS chanting "change! Change!! Change!!! during the last election, now change has changed him...


SMH for the AFONJAS...

What is this one saying bayi? Person steal phones and the next thing na to dhey bark afonja! Afonja! Afonja! ..afonja dhey burn for hell if u wan see am

Oleeeeeeeeeee!! Thief manager

jasysandra:
This is way better than lynching

Mami ur physique is perfec

This kind of post is the main reason Osama bin laden bomb people

Talk2Bella:
Oya Na

Lol.. Issoryt[quote][/quote]

A man can't be raped like that na.. Since No weapon to threaten him if he resist? John Thomas can't stand if it's not interested.. .