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Webmasters / Google Trolls Apple Hard In Hilarious Easter Egg In Google Maps by dammybas(m): 4:45pm On Apr 24, 2015
Google and Apple definitely have their issues but Google took it to a whole new level with this hilarious Easter egg placed on Google maps.

The easter egg is located in the map of Rawalpindi in Pakistan. It appears to show the Android robot taking a leak (urinating tongue ) on Apple's Logo.

It is unclear if this is an handiwork of Google themselves or a random fan artwork of a user of Google's Map Maker service but for all its worth, it is an offensively hilarious picture.


http://dammybas..com/2015/04/google-trolls-apple-hard-in-google-maps.html?m=1

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Phones / Cheapest Data Plan -airtel 1+1 Offer Is Back!!! by dammybas(m): 4:37pm On Apr 08, 2015
Are you an iPhone user? Are you an android user unable to tweak their imei? Are you tired of paying bogus fees for browsing "legitimately" on your PC? Look no further, Airtel 1+1 offer is back and better. You get 4Gb for 2k (lasts for 2 months) and 9Gb for 3,500 (lasts for 3 months). Your SIM must be eligible before you can use this promo.

To Check if your SIM is eligible and procedures to subscribe, check this link ===> http://dammybas..com/2015/04/airtel-4gb-for-2k-9gb-for-3k5-11-offer.html

NB: This is not a BB plan so it doesn't zap data and it works on all platforms (iPhone, windows, Android). Enjoy!!
Politics / Re: Jonathan Commissions The Flyover Bridge At Kundila Roundabout, Kano - Photos by dammybas(m): 4:36pm On Mar 22, 2015
Where is the bridge?
Politics / See One Hilarious Reason Why We Need Change From PDP by dammybas(m): 1:05pm On Mar 19, 2015
So, I was going thru twitter this morning and I came across this pic. The first few lines already put me of and I thought its just some usual "iranu" stuffs, but after reading to the end I just couldn't stop laughing.

Check the pic out below yourself. What do you think?

Phones / Learn A New Language From Your Mobile Phone For FREE!!! by dammybas(m): 1:23pm On Mar 08, 2015
Its no news that learning a foreign language has its own benefits. A recent study showed that people who can speak more languages tend to have an higher IQ than those that don't. Even some jobs require you to speak at least one foreign language before being accepted. Its time for you to drop the excuses you can now learn a language right from your smartphone for FREE. Yes! Its free. Duolingo is an app that offers you a medium to learn a new language at no cost. Its as easy as downloading the app and spending about 10 minutes of your time daily going through the lessons.
The app offers an intuitive and exquisite way of learning through pictures, translations etc so you can never get bored and you are rewarded for daily streaks.

Duolingo is available for free on Android, iOS and Windows Phone. Read the full details with download links from here: http://dammybas..com/2015/03/duolingo-learn-new-language-for-free-on.html

Phones / Re: 7 Features An Average Nigerian Looks Out For In A Smartphone by dammybas(m): 9:36pm On Mar 07, 2015
The problem is the average Nigerian hardly cares for what's in the phone. Since every Android phone "seem to have the same software capabilities". The average Nigerian cares about:

1. Battery
2. Camera MP
3. Price

This is were most of these Chinese OEMs have been getting us. Most people don't know that a "2000mAh" battery may just be a rebased figure. Also, high Mega Pixel doesn't mean better selfies. Ever wondered why a 5mp on an Xperia is powerful than a 13mp Tecno? Lastly, the price, everybody wants something affordable so these OEMs provide us with poor quality items at ridiculously cheap prices grin. If not for the newer chinese OEMs, all Tecno has been giving us was same software and capabilities with different screen sizes.

Unfortunately, Samsung,Sony,HTC e.t.c have not been helping out either. They have refused to consider the African Market when making devices and even in the pricing. This is why these chinese OEMs enjoy much patronage in this part of the world. Even Chinese OEMs get level, Tecno,infinix are nothing in the Global market compared to Xiaomi, Micromax, Gionee etc.

Btw, i currently use the Infinix Hot
Food / Re: Would You Eat This Strange Looking Yam(photos) by dammybas(m): 11:22am On Mar 05, 2015
Dealdey is carrying out a promo today guys. iPhone 5 for as low as N40,000. Just go to "bit. ly/ 1M9JFzY" and keep refreshing. Starts by 11:30. Don't dull. Remove the spaces
Politics / Re: Fayose Attacks Buhari Again With An Advert On The Front Page Of Daily Sun(pic) by dammybas(m): 9:48am On Mar 05, 2015
Any Nairalander from Ekiti, is Fayose really doing anything there??! He has so much time in his hands these days. These ads cost no less than 10m or so. Where is the money coming from?

If Buhari wins, don't be surprised this crazy guy will be part of first set of people to congratulate him with broom in hand. Meanwhile, let me sip coffee till then.
TV/Movies / Re: MultiChoice Africa Announces Dstv Subscription Price Increase by dammybas(m): 9:39am On Mar 05, 2015
The only reason anybody buys DSTV is because of live Football Matches which Supersports has exclusive rights to in Africa. What happened to Hitv?? Why can't one of these new ones like CONSAT and Startimes just gather money and defeat these supersport dictators. I can comfortably tell you that apart from Football matches, Startimes and Gotv are way much better alternatives than this rip off from SouthAfrica.
Its high time the NBC started to implement pay per view and not this rip off where you have to pay more almost minimum wage to watch Live football.

Nonsense!
Phones / Are You A Smartphone Addict?? Use This App To Find Out. by dammybas(m): 5:39pm On Feb 22, 2015
Do you use your Android smartphone for long periods daily? Are you addicted to your phone? Your answer is probably yes, The age of smartphones has turned us into zombies. Everywhere you go, you find people using their smartphones - on the street, at religious places, in the toilets, etc. Some of us can't even go 5 minutes without using our smartphones. This is a worrying trend as it also poses some dangers health wise.

Enter Quality Time App. A freeware app for Android.

Thvs app can help you track how much time you spend on your phone and which apps you use most. It also has special features to limit the amount of time you spend with your smartphone daily.

Read full details here: http://dammybas..com/2015/02/quality-time-must-have-android-app.html
The app is available for free in the Google Play store

Webmasters / Re: Blog Review- Bloggers And Webmasters Kindly Help Me. by dammybas(m): 10:01am On Feb 20, 2015
naijainfogalery:
hi i could get you something nice like mobileinfoguru.com or naijanani.com.

Thanks, but I may not be needing that yet. I'm quite satisfied with my current design. I just need comments/suggestions to make it better.
Nice designs btw in those two websites.
Webmasters / Blog Review- Bloggers And Webmasters Kindly Help Me. by dammybas(m): 9:25pm On Feb 19, 2015
Good day people,
I need bloggers, webmasters, internet users etc. to kindly review my blog (Desktop Version importantly). I need comments, contributions, constructive criticism to help make the blog better. Tips for bloggers are alo welcome as somebody else may benefit from this thread.
The Desktop version is the priority, I believe the mobile version has been well handled by Blogger.
The url is in my signature.
Thank you in advance.


smiley smiley
Computers / Re: You Can Now Download Torrent Files With Simple Server (Updated!!) by dammybas(m): 1:55pm On Feb 16, 2015
Good news. There are more ways to download torrent now. Here are 5 ways to download torrents also:
http://dammybas..com/2015/02/5-ways-to-download-torrent-with-simple.html
Computers / Re: Simpleserver Plus Mtn Bis On Android And Pc by dammybas(m): 1:42pm On Feb 16, 2015
For those who want to download torrents. Follow this link: http://dammybas..com/2015/02/5-ways-to-download-torrent-with-simple.html
5 ways to download torrents while using simple server. Although they have their limits, they sure do serve their purposes.
Computers / Do You Use Your Laptop For Long Periods? You Need This App For Your Eyesight!!!! by dammybas(m): 11:49am On Feb 14, 2015
A lot of us sit behind our PC basically 24/7 as long as it still has battery power. Once in a while, you may feel a little pain behind your eyeballs due to the constant peeking at your Laptop screen. Its time to save your eye sight and prevent damage to your eyeballs thanks to a PC app named f.lux. I use this app and i must tell you its a must have for anyone who needs to be using the Laptop all the time, especially at night.

F.lux is a freeware available for Windows, Linux, Mac and iOS devices. It changes the colour temperature of your PC depending on the time of the day so you have warmer colours at sunset which reduce the strain on your eye balls.

View how it works and download (just 900kb) from here: http://dammybas..com/2015/02/save-your-eyesight-use-flux-on-your-pc.html

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Phones / Re: Check Your HIV Status With Any Smartphone In Just 15 Minutes!!! by dammybas(m): 8:47pm On Feb 09, 2015
For your blogging tips and tricks , making money online via affiliate marketing you can send an email to dammybas@gmail.com .
Computers / You Can Now Download Torrent Files With Simple Server (Updated!!) by dammybas(m): 11:39am On Feb 08, 2015
Guys you can now download torrent files with simple server. There is a website called Filestream which enables you to download torrent files via IDM. All you have to do is register for a free account and follow the procedures. A free account limits you to 1gb of downloads and you can buy a premium account for just $2. OR as a sharp guy open multiple accounts grin grin.

Read full step by step instruction with links here: http://dammybas..com/2015/02/how-to-download-torrent-with-simple.html

Phones / Re: Something Huge is Coming by dammybas(m): 6:14pm On Feb 07, 2015
tittylord:
What are the cons of infinix hot? I want to buy the phone
Just the battery. A very decent phone.

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Phones / Re: Check Your HIV Status With Any Smartphone In Just 15 Minutes!!! by dammybas(m): 6:02pm On Feb 07, 2015
Caseless:
That's dangerous! Some might not be able to hold the result that says 'positive' and may commit suicide upon finding out.
Another anguuu... grin
Phones / Re: Check Your HIV Status With Any Smartphone In Just 15 Minutes!!! by dammybas(m): 6:00pm On Feb 07, 2015
messpero90:
@op pls do not give nairaland girls high blood pressure.
Lol. 15 minutes of hell.
Phones / Check Your HIV Status With Any Smartphone In Just 15 Minutes!!! by dammybas(m): 3:36pm On Feb 07, 2015
Some group of researchers from Colombia University have created a dongle compatible with any smartphone to check if you are HIV positive or even have syphilis. The dongle should cost about $34 and is undergoing final test. You just add a little bit of blood and press a button #dazzall. The dongle doesn't use a battery and is powered by plugging it into earphone jack.

Read full details here with video showing it at work: http://dammybas..com/2015/02/carry-out-hiv-test-with-your-phone-in.html

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Phones / Check Your HIV Status With Any Smartphone In Just 15 Minutes!!! by dammybas(m): 3:31pm On Feb 07, 2015
Some group of researchers from Colombia University have created a dongle compatible with any smartphone to check if you are HIV positive or even have syphilis. The dongle should cost about $34 and is undergoing final test. You just add a little bit of blood and press a button #dazzall. The dongle doesn't use a battery and is powered by plugging it into earphone jack.

Read full details here with video showing it at work: http://dammybas..com/2015/02/carry-out-hiv-test-with-your-phone-in.html

Phones / Re: Please Help! How Can I Root Techno N7 To Enable Glo BIS Subscription On It by dammybas(m): 11:19pm On Feb 05, 2015
Rollyluv:


Hv u tried it on techno n7 b4?. If yes den gv me ur watsapp number lemme chat with you dere

yes. 08063764258
Computers / Re: Pls Whats The Best Pc App For Watching Live Football,movies And News? by dammybas(m): 4:23pm On Feb 05, 2015
Check here for live football: http://dammybas..com/2014/12/top-5-websites-for-streaming-live.html

You can find more helpful posts by visiting my blog. (Link is in my signature) grin grin grin grin
Phones / Re: Please Help! How Can I Root Techno N7 To Enable Glo BIS Subscription On It by dammybas(m): 4:13pm On Feb 05, 2015
Rollyluv:

I did as u said but still cnt edit mine

Not possible. Follow the steps with MTDroid Tools as i posted above and reboot your phone.
Education / Re: Alma Oputa: Covenant University's Best Graduating Student by dammybas(m): 11:41am On Jan 29, 2015
Looooooooooooooooooool!! 4.99 .Quite impressive tho.

Computer science? hmnnn.. lipsrsealed

Congrats to her.

Computers / Download MTN Simple Server (Latest April 2015) Here by dammybas(m): 7:56pm On Jan 28, 2015
For unlimited browsing on ur PC with just #100 bla bla bla ........ You all know the gist. if you don't....just visit here --------> http://dammybas..com/2015/01/browse-with-mtn-unlimitedly-with-n100.html
Computers / Re: My Acer Aspire E11 Shows Black Screen After Booting. How To Fix It? by dammybas(m): 7:43pm On Jan 28, 2015
CyracksMrBlogger:
I bought this Acer Aspire E3-111-C7CJ some few months ago. Now when i boot the netbook, it will display the usual Acer
logo and then goes to a black screen with only the cursor showing. I do have control of the cursor but can't do anything else. I tried to reboot and when i see the ACER logo, hit Alt + F10 (tried this several times) all i see is nothing but the black screen. Please How do i get this fix? I will appreciate any help thanks
Is it a windows 8 laptop? if yes, do you have Avast installed it??
Computers / Re: Help, My Computer Shows A Blue Screen And Off When Browsing. by dammybas(m): 7:37pm On Jan 28, 2015
Benwems:
Hi mates, when am browsing when come suddenly shows a blue screen with writtings of crash dumps and stuffs like then after that it offs itself. What could be wrong with it and how do I restore it. Below is a picture of whzt it shows
if you have connectify installed or similar software, uninstall it asap.
Computers / Re: Help On How To Install Pes 2015. by dammybas(m): 7:35pm On Jan 28, 2015
Billy23:
there's no setup file there, just some iso file and a file splitter nd joining program...thats all
Post a screenshot of the files. Should be easy after that.
Phones / Re: Please Help! How Can I Root Techno N7 To Enable Glo BIS Subscription On It by dammybas(m): 7:32pm On Jan 28, 2015
DeConsult:
Thank you so much, but since I have rooted my phone, do I need to unroot it? Do I still need the mobileuncle tools which I have already downloaded on my phone? Please kindly explain.Thank you.
No you don't need to unroot it, neither do you need Mobileuncle again. Just follow the steps and you are good to go.
Phones / Re: Please Help! How Can I Root Techno N7 To Enable Glo BIS Subscription On It by dammybas(m): 7:30pm On Jan 28, 2015
Rollyluv:

My fone iz rooted and i cud nt edit d AT+ field also. Am i goin to unroot my fone again to use ds MtKdroid?, plz xplain clearly.
Follow the steps as i have written. Download MTDroidtools and PDANet to your PC and continue as i wrote above. #dazzall

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