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if to say i wan play ball eh, if nor be say i nor jst wan play ball ni, who for sabi messi with ronaldo??, na me for dey break all does records nd go dey collect all does awards with ballon d'or wey them dey share like say na them papa originate football so..... na mk dons i for dey play for. i go com b football don!

came across this on face and decided to share it with fellow nairalanders
pdp and apc crying over naija. both claiming to own our naija! is this not serious?

A senatorial candidate for The All Progressive Grand Alliance (APGA) in Orlu senatorial district in Imo State, Mrs Eudora Igwe, a lawyer, died the very same day her name was submitted to INEC as APGA candidate for Orlu zone. The National Chairman of APGA, Chief Victor Umeh today confirmed her death. Until her death, she was a member of the Imo State House of Assembly on the platform of APGA.Chief Umeh described Ms Igwe as a “grassroots mobiliser “who worked to empower women and youths."We have lost a rare gem, who impacted positivity intothe lives of her people. We pray the almighty God gives her perfect peace and we pray that the family she left behind be comforted with the fact that she lived a good and exemplary life worthy of emulation” he said. may her soul rest in peace!

maketh senseth!! i wud av loved dis most if it was data!!

lawrence7:
Its not possible to increase it. It's a part of your hardware. If you had a desktop you might be able to buy a new graphics card. But not on a laptop.

aiit bro....thanks

i have a few months old laptop dat i wish to swap because of low video memory......if u want to swap any laptop with a radeon graphics of abt 2000+mb vga, i am ready to add money with ma laptop in excahange for it.

some games ar running slowly on my pc, so i gues it's because of of the very low dedicated vedio memory (jst 32). computer engineers on nairaland pls how do i increase the vga of the system.....a laptop, i dont have access to the bios

lmao....people nor wan make thunder fire them, them dey comment tipatipa

Nigeria moved a place up to the 33rd place in the Fifa rankings released on Thursday, courtesy of the Super Eagles' second round finish at the World Cup in Brazil.The Eagles are now the third-ranked African side behind Algeria and Cote d'Ivoire who finished in the 24th and 25th positions.Reigning world champions Germany remain at the summit of the ranking table with 1736 points while World Cup runners up Argentina remain unmoved in the second position with 1604 points.The Netherlands who won bronze at the World Cup and rose twelve places in the last ranking are third with 1507 while Colombia maintain their fourth place position in the world.In Africa, Ghana climbed two places up to finish in 36th place and fourth in Africa with Egypt holding onto the 38th spot and fifth in the region.Cameroon moved a place down to 54th in the world and eight in Africa. Lesotho are the highest mover on the continent after climbing 26 places up to rank 29th in Africa and 105th place in the world.

source: http://m.goal.com/x/en-ng/news/5034474

go nd bring d money bck to ur house nd send ur house adrss toma e-mail, i'll mit u at home

repercussion of not avin one's bathe with salt saturated hot water

Clinton594: Lols I heard that news around 1 am, all my family members took the bathe except I and my younger brother who didn't because i myself didn't .
lols, you can't imagine that around 5 I started noticing some bites on my body, I knew it had to be mosquito Buh I wasn't sure..... no be person say make I run go carry my younger brother enta bathroom sharp sharp.

still rolin on d floor

my mum called me eighth times in dat mornin bt i missed all d calls, my roomate was also tryin to tell me to bath with salt water whenever i will take ma bathe dat mornin bt i was seriously enjoyin ma slip. so, i didnt get wat he was sayin clearly. later in d day, around 12pm, i called ma mum nd asked ha why she called, so, she said she wanted to tell me to bath with hot water saturated wit salt because of d disease kilin bot old nd young in d world........it was very funny to me. to avoid any form of pleadin frm ha, i said "okay, i've heard u ma". my roommate came back almost dsame time i hanged ma mom's call, i asked him d massage he was trying to pass acros in d mornin, so he said d whites were goin to pump a kind of chemical in the air to prevent transmission of ebola by air nd d chemical was kinda corrosive to our skins so, we were advised to bath with salt water to neutralize d effect of d chemical on our skin..........he said he didnt reli bath with it bt he drank d salt solution. i didnt reli believe it so, i ignored it. like 30minutes later, my body began to scratch me, i was like, av them pump d chemical in the air or wat i cudnt wait to boil water nd since dir was no drikin water in d rum, i quickly drew d sachet of salt closer to maself nd started licking it.........

shaboti: Ebomina

u miss am

When a man is called EMMANUEL, Woman say her own na EMMANUELA
My grandpapa dey ansa VICTOR, My grandmama com say ha own na VICTORIA.
If man answer CELESTINE, Woman say her name na CELESTINA
Man answer JUSTIN, Woman Say her name na JUSTINA..
Man answer CHRISTIAN, Woman go kuku answer CHRISTIANA..
Man say him b AUGUSTIN, Woman must
answer AUGUSTINA.
Man carry GABRIEL, Woman go folo carry GABRIELLA..
Nawa o!
Man answer JOSEPH, woman say ha own na JOSPHINE..
My guy dey ansa JESSY, his GF com say ha own na JESSICA.

Man is called DANIEL, Woman wil b cald DANIELLA

If a man bear's OLIVER, woman go b OLIVIA.
Man cari PHILIMON, woman say she na
PHILOMINA. Na wa ooooo.

Man is Called Valentine woman say na Valentina

So if man come answer EBO Abeg wetin woman go answer ??

if na me, i go do pass dat one self

McWhillion: are u ok

otemu.....wu beg u enta thread

Once upon a time, a long time ago, it was the custom of all the fathers and mothers in China to give their first and honoured sons great long names. But the second sons were given hardly any name at all.
In a small mountain village, there lived a mother who had two little sons. Her second son she called Chang which meant "little or nothing". But the first and honoured son, she called Tikki tikki tembo-no sa rembo-chari bari ruchi-pip peri pembo, which meant "the most wonderful thing in the whole wide world

Every morning, the mother went to wash in a little stream near her house. The little boys always went chattering along with her. On the bank was an old well.

"Don't go near the well," warned the mother, "or u would surely fall in"

The boys did not always mind their mother and one day, they were playing beside the well, and on the well, when Chang fell in!

Tekki tikki tembo-no sa rembo-chari bari ruchi-pip peri pembo ran as fast as his little legs could carry him to his mother and said
"Most honourable mother, Chang has fallen into the well!"
"The water roars, 'little blossom, 'i cannot hear you, "said the mother.
Then Tekki tikki tembo-no sa rembo-chari bari ruchi-pip peri pembo raised his voce and cried,

"Oh, most honourable one, Chang has fallen into the well!"

"That troublesome boy," answered the mother.

"Run and get the old man with the ladder to fish him out."
Then Tekki tikki tembo-no sa rembo-chari bari ruchi-pip peri pembo ran as fast as his little legs could carry him to the old man with the ladder and said, "old man with the ladder, Chang has fallen into the well. Will you come and fish him out?"

"So," said the old man with the ladder, "Chang has fallen into the well."

He ran as fast as his old legs could carry him. Steps over steps, step over step, he went into the well, picked up little Chang, and step over step, step over step brought him out of the well.
He pumped the water out of him and pushed the air into him, and pumped the water out of him and pushed the air into him and soon, Chang was just as good as ever!
Now for several months the boys did not go near the well. But after the festival of the eight moon they ran to the well to eat their rice cakes.
They ate near the well, they walked on the well and Tekki tikki tembo-no sa rembo-chari bari ruchi-pip peri pembo fell into the well..........to be continued

alraiz......will stop takin all of d above!

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Along with other names like Twitter, Yahoo, etc..these names were banned in Mexico. Who would name their children this? But Mexico did this in prevention, and to make sure that children don't get bullied for their name in the future. Well, that’s a good way of thinking

i would name my kid nairaland

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got dis frm someone, dnt knw hw genuine it is

kindly add dis num....08065741503

yeah...won it! goal-goal nd Germany win........placed jst 2k on it, had i knwn, i wud av placed larger amnt.....

who dey lie btw them?

pogba should also be Ghanaian

This match will be crucial, tough and go beyond the expectations of spectators. Both the teams are attacking but goal will be milestone for both the teams. After 66 minutes divine light will fall on Germany for few minutes and if they will be successful to grasp this opportunity they will be winner so ultimate results that match will be Draw or Germany will be winner.

true...i was there