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simplymade:
I blame ur stoopid dad for dese,he shud hv used a condom d day he bleeped dat dog u call mom

I guess he couldn't afford a pack of condom

Little wonders,ur generations b4 nd after are orangutans

simplymade:
u wey dey primary school,wetin u don do with ur life,na here ur mates dey nah

Daughter of a dog

simplymade:
old fool,no go find husband marry....
On d day u were born,angels cried,mumu not because of anything but because ur mother labored in vain

Oponu ayirada

simplymade:
ur generations unborn are godforsaken

Troll

simplymade:
abeg help me yarn d idiat,she just wan cum dey form troy for here

pwreshbawz:
aunty u better me leave this broda alone. He z damn wicked

redhook:
.....Listen troll! If you are feeling suicidal tonight, let me suggest that you go and take a running leap from the height of your stupidity to the base of your I.Q in order to kill yourself! Your attention seeking butt is stinking up the thread! And by the way I don't trade banter with schizophrenic nobodies! Kapish?

redhook:
.....blame your dad! When ever I advise him that we should stop jonesing and look 4 a job he refuses! No swerve into that pit latrine toilet by the corner child! Zelda like U!

Cousim:
op's fanta face and coke leg

richidinho:
@op Is that the popular public toilet near redeem Church, Ebutte Metta

That place is a nice place for pishure......see ur pose sef

It seems u are the new manager there

Pls how much is toileting or pissing or bathing now?

redhook:
.......let me see if I can decipher why U hate these types of guys based on the "nightmare on elm street dp" I'm staring at on your profile!

1.....U hate tatoos probably becuz most of your favourte movies on african magic taught U dat its the true sign of a wizard?

2...U hate phonetic dudes becuz your ears are more accustomed to listening to "bukateria pig latin out of the mouths of alagbon boys or okada man flows rather than proper syntax?

3...As 4 the bleaching, based on the united "nations mix" of of colours of your own skin tone, U probably don't want such dudes to quarrel or compete with you over bleaching cream?

4...Romantic to U might involve rape,slaps or strangulation, so either way U are going to have a hard time locating your standard on nl!

5...Lastly as for the broke statement, from you pic you look as if U and poverty have also been in a long running relationship so I really don't know whether u want an upgrade from your current level of dudes to those that can at least offer you more than 1 square meal a day, afford condoms and purchase more than N200 mtn 4 U?
Take care!

kilokeys:
i laff when u try creating ur version of the " Ten commandments"

as the angels above scribbles ur name with permanent marker in Hell's diary

vjsmiles:
[size=14pt] your fvvking list and that moronic jejune that opened this thread is based on popularity status....
my reaction when i saw the list....
just saying though... [/size]

masterchi:
most handsome not people u dey trip for.

pussyfucker:
i said d one iv seen, u can add urs.

masterchi:
cos u r a grown-up. only kids will find this funny.

DanceVille:
Why is it always commandment? You listed these commandment out for them when they haven't even obey the commandment of God in the Bible....

richidinho:
Lolz.....A friend didn't say sooooo

I experienced it myself

The wrapping tinz na die.... I was shouting
**Abasi mbok..iyami iyami iyami**

IamOdin:
since u're not why the comment then??.well,we've noticed u.

Godvilla:
[color=olive]My babe have a natural light bow leg and i have a natural arrow leg.
#What a perfect match [/color]

ronald4lif:
I don't even know how to answer this accurately.

What I know is I won't feel indifferent towards a girl who's got every other thing I'm looking out for in a woman just because she's got a bow leg. Although I have to stress that it depends on how serious the bow leg is. Some light bow legs are very cute and good.

I've also heard from friends that girls with bow leg have some extra advantage during sex than others. A guy once told me that a bow legged girl she once banged wrapped him with her legs in a way that he's never experienced before and he somehow liked and enjoyed the show more than his previous sex experience.


So the guy who said they are good in bed could be right.